Chuck Norris is sooo 2006 |
things YOU should know about Kevin Smith. Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Kevin Smith pajamas. Simply by pulling on both ends, Kevin Smith can stretch diamonds back into coal. Kevin ...
Posted by Andrew on Fri, 12 Jan 2007 02:13:00 PST |
Never cease to amaze |
I have never been so surprised before in my life. I can't remember a time when I was caught so completely off guard. The word "shocked" is actually the most appropriate word to be used right now. As s...
Posted by Andrew on Tue, 05 Dec 2006 02:36:00 PST |
No Bus Depot at Croyle! |
I got a letter in the mail saying that Lower Merion township is turning the feild behind my house into a school bus depot. The depot will hold 30 buses along with a new lounge facility for the bus dri...
Posted by Andrew on Thu, 26 Oct 2006 12:10:00 PST |
2 More Months... |
...and I will be 30. I look back about my twenties and think where did all the time go? I know where it went...It flew by like a Lamborghini in a tornado with a bag of crank in the glove box. I can sa...
Posted by Andrew on Fri, 13 Oct 2006 02:33:00 PST |
Muchos Patrons en el Lot de Parking |
For those tequila drinkers out there that appreciate a nice agave nectar but have trouble justifying $50, $60, $70 etc. on a nice bottle of it, I recommend purchasing Patron's mini bottled version of ...
Posted by Andrew on Thu, 24 Aug 2006 01:32:00 PST |
you know what I have been doing lately? |
Drinking diet soda. Specifically Diet coke. I also dabbled in Caffiene free diet coke but at that point...what's the point? I haven't had a mixed drink with diet soda yet but I am not ruling it out. B...
Posted by Andrew on Thu, 10 Aug 2006 01:22:00 PST |
13 years in the making |
After months and months of meetings, phone calls, and email, after 13 years of fuckin' around, shruggin' it off, and avoiding the issue, my life is coming full circle. At 1pm this afternoon, Penn Stat...
Posted by Andrew on Mon, 07 Aug 2006 01:27:00 PST |
Toro Toro!! |
For those of you who have been to my house know that my yard is a borderline jungle equipped with four feet long groundhogs, outdoor cats on my awning, random blocks of stone and concrete and weeds as...
Posted by Andrew on Mon, 07 Aug 2006 01:04:00 PST |
Shake and Bake! |
Everyone better go out and see Talladega Nights the legend of Ricky Bobby asap! I haven't laughed that hard in a movie theater since Austin Powers 2. It's pure comic genius.
Also, anyone see Entourage...
Posted by Andrew on Mon, 07 Aug 2006 12:30:00 PST |
Screw casual cocktails |
I don't know why this is happening or how these things resurface in one's life but I am falling back in love with drinking games. When my friends and I started drinking together at ages 15 or 16 we wo...
Posted by Andrew on Wed, 02 Aug 2006 01:48:00 PST |
