Boy oh boy, I sure would like a Mothra tattoo

About Me

MEETSFavorite Quote: "Quit staring at me or I'll stab you in the fucking face"-Clayton S. Lambert

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My Interests

throwing firecrackers at the sun, sitting in that car I found in the forest and talking to woodland creatures, sending smoke signals, tying rocks to my feet so i can walk along the ocean floor, drawing silly pictures, acting, learning new things, watching movies, playing my guitar, listening to music, reading, writing, eating limes, staying up late, fighting with foam weapons, blowing smoke rings, confusing people, dancing around aimlessly, long walks, walking to rhythms, crawling into small spaces just to see if I fit (its important to know what you can and cannot fit in)

I'd like to meet:

Anyone who can teach me something Someone to eat kiwi with Someone to send smoke signals to

Music:

Devendra Banhart, Taraf de Haidouks, Olivia Tremor Control, Tyrannosaurus Rex, The Apples In Stereo, The Doors, The Beatles, Pink Floyd, Neutral Milk Hotel, Joanna Newsom, A Hawk and a Hacksaw, The Slackers, Modest Mouse, Grateful Dead, Circulatory System, Decemberists, Seu Jorge, Paco de Lucia, Ornette Coleman, Nick Drake, The Roots, Beastie Boys, Wu-Tang Clan(R.I.P O.D.B) Matisyahu, M.F. Doom, Outkast, Herman and the Hermits, Man Man, Vashti Bunyan, Battles

Movies:

Stranger than Fiction, The Whole Nine Yards, Akira, Bubba Hotep, L'age D'or, An American Tale, Ghost Dad, Gremlins, Rent, Deadly China Hero, The Life Aquatic, City of God, The Motorcycle Diaries, Big Lebowski, Tetsuo: The Mechanical Man,Uzumaki, Sideways, Charlie Manson Superstar, Gamera, Repo Man, El Laberinto del Fauno, IZO

Television:

its great invention that is misused

Books:

One Hundred Years of Solitude, Memories of My Melancholy Whores, Farenheit 451, 1984, Journey To the West, Stranger In A Strange Land, On the Road, Disc World series, Everything Is Illuminated, Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close, House of The Spirits, A Rock of Your Own, Another Roadside Attraction, The Electric Kool-Aid Acid Test, The Tin Drum, Anything by Haruki Murakami

Heroes:

Devendra Banhart, Walt Whitman, Chairman Mao (before he got all crazy), Telekinetics, Neil Cassady, Allen Ginsberg, Tristan Tzara, Tony Prince, Paul Signac, Jim Henson

My Blog

I Need a New Roomy Toomy Tuesday

So Jessica told me that she's planning on moving out in a month or two. Personally, I don't want to move, so I was wondering if anyone needs/wants to change their living situation. If you've never bee...
Posted by Boy oh boy, I sure would like a Mothra tattoo on Mon, 28 Apr 2008 03:57:00 PST

timepiece serial killer

Note to self: Stop getting angry at people for having what you cannot have. & nbsp; Stop wanting wha...
Posted by Boy oh boy, I sure would like a Mothra tattoo on Tue, 04 Mar 2008 02:55:00 PST

I wonder what my landlord would look like naked

Dear diary,Today has been a great day I taught myself the basics of vegetarian leather working and mongolian throat singing, the latter of which is especially cool and if you have no clue as to what m...
Posted by Boy oh boy, I sure would like a Mothra tattoo on Tue, 16 Oct 2007 09:20:00 PST

post pneumatic mind phuck

A little over an hour ago I was driving to work. I was in the left hand lane, proceeding down 2nd and right after I crossed Broadway a Bicyclist in the right hand lane swerved in front of me, I slamme...
Posted by Boy oh boy, I sure would like a Mothra tattoo on Tue, 29 May 2007 09:35:00 PST

deep fried debauchery

Yesterday Clayton stole his parent's deep fryer and tonight we went crazy with it. It started simply at first with potatoes cut into wedges with a beer batter that only Clayton can take credit for, we...
Posted by Boy oh boy, I sure would like a Mothra tattoo on Thu, 12 Apr 2007 10:20:00 PST

This is why I love Clayton

Tonight Clayton told me that on Coast to Coast they said to stand outside at a certain time and focus on the intent of having UFO sightings... we went out in the cold but no sightings by us so far. We...
Posted by Boy oh boy, I sure would like a Mothra tattoo on Sun, 18 Feb 2007 01:29:00 PST

caculating the carnage of catestophic caterpillars can't contain complete conclusions...

concidering the corn and cobs in question, cut by the caterpillars 'cuspids are currently compost.I had a dream the other night....I was wandering the streets of downtown Louisville when I happened ac...
Posted by Boy oh boy, I sure would like a Mothra tattoo on Sat, 17 Feb 2007 11:55:00 PST

okay so here's the new plan

The Fat tuesday on a Saturday party has been moved to the 24th because neither Tony nor I could make it to the party until late. We want to make it quite a magical time. You know, the magical time whe...
Posted by Boy oh boy, I sure would like a Mothra tattoo on Sun, 11 Feb 2007 12:07:00 PST

perfect pirate puppetry

ATTENCION!There will be a party at our housecelebrating the wonderful holiday of Mardi GrasFor those who do not know Mardi Gras is a traditional holiday during which people indulge in whatever deviant...
Posted by Boy oh boy, I sure would like a Mothra tattoo on Wed, 07 Feb 2007 07:23:00 PST

long legged lamenting locusts lounging in longhouses longing for lusty ladies

I wonder if Ill ever really go insane, or just mill around Edge City forever.
Posted by Boy oh boy, I sure would like a Mothra tattoo on Mon, 05 Feb 2007 11:22:00 PST