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Matt

If you want an ASBO, keep wearing that hat at a jaunty angle, and stabbing people

About Me


MySpace Layouts I'm twenty one How old are you? please feel free to add me. For anyone that cares i'm doing a degree in forensic and crime scene science!i like custard tarts, and i just got engaged!I have two big questions in life 1) Where do all the ball point pens go when you loose them. 'Cos i've bought 100's in my life and don't know where any of them are.2) who builds those big cranes that appear on buildings sites? They are huge structures, yet you never see them beeing put up or taken down they just appear then dissapear.I think the answer to these questions are. umpa lumpas, they steal biros and build cranes. So there Rahl Dahl what was he on about they help in a choclate factory, Pehh! what an idiot.

My Interests

Cakes

I'd like to meet:

Anyone i used to know, especially alan partridge who i have never met, and anyone who regularly wears a tank top. I love people who laugh if you laugh i like you people who despite the fact that the world is a tuff place, and there is alot of hurt, still smile and enjoy life.

Music:

Any thing rock blues, john mayer, i can't be arsed to list everyone i listen to but music is good though. However i really dislike group activities which involve someone with a guitar, and know one can get a word in edgeways cos some one just sits in a corner strumming the thing! i like music though yeah!

Television:

neighbours, everybody loves good neighbours - Come on carl and susan i've been waiting ages for that!

Books:

Bible, and to juncstapose; the Da Vinci Code.

Heroes:

Jesus is my hero - that is a serious statement - he is the saviour of the world, by dying for all of us and the crap that we do so that we may have a relationship with God - That is awesome! don't be afraid to ask me any questions about this, Jesus died on a cross for you too, and wants to know you as he loves you enough to die for you! It's hard to grasp but so true once you understand and accept it.

My Blog

Inappropriate things to do on a church day out

The joys of being a christian not only means eternal salvation through Jesus Christ which is awesome, but it also includes the chance to encounter a church day out. Picture the scene.  People of ...
Posted by Matt on Sun, 07 May 2006 05:12:00 PST

Three arms are better than two

What would you do if you had three arms? That is a hard question you say there are so many options.  Well what about using three arms to do a very stable hand stand much easier than the conventi...
Posted by Matt on Thu, 02 Mar 2006 04:04:00 PST