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The Decadent Swine

Smell my cheese you mothers!

About Me

I'm never bloody on this colourful advert machine anymore, so find me on facebook or msn [email protected] times

My Interests

Music, Football, Comedy Dancing Monkeys, Beer, Cricket, 42's, the female species and a whole bunch of other stuff that i dont realise im interested in until ive got nothing better to do!

I'd like to meet:

A talking dog

Music:

Whale noises. Industrial Mining equipment...

Movies:

Big budget blockbusters with little plot riddled with factual inaccuracies, poor casting and where no dialogue lasts more than 3 minutes before some violence occurs. there my favourites.Oooo when i was like 6 i cried at Edward Scissorhands because nobody understood him, how deep/bit gay was i as a child?

Television:

What that box of wizardry that everyones furniture points at? Tis the Devil's work!

Books:

I can read all by myself now

Heroes:

Dave L is bearable

My Blog

Democracy 101, with added bonus features

T'other day, some of you may of accidentally watched the news after Hollyoaks and noticed there was a bit of a vote on the Gorton Vegas getting the go ahead. Apparently nothing to do with Blackpool sq...
Posted by The Decadent Swine on Fri, 30 Mar 2007 03:32:00 PST

Child geniuses, bird flu and the day after tomorrow

Last night (or tonight, depends on how eager a blog fiend you are) I found myself watching the show child geniuses on channel 4. I felt very average and incapable at the fact that these pre-pubescent'...
Posted by The Decadent Swine on Thu, 08 Feb 2007 03:16:00 PST

In my day...

I have nothing of interest or importance to say to you dear reader. However as a narcisstical fiend i feel compelled to waste both your time and mine in a non-sensical ramble which if nothing else wil...
Posted by The Decadent Swine on Wed, 07 Feb 2007 11:32:00 PST

The not-so-Daily JohnEd christmas Special

THE JohnED23/12/06 We love it(but not in a gay way) CHRISTMAS AMBUSHES NATION AGAIN Christmas arrived again today for the 2005th consecutive year, plunging the nation into consumerist chaos. A...
Posted by The Decadent Swine on Sat, 23 Dec 2006 10:38:00 PST

JohnEd goes to the Warehouse Project

This was dead good apparently, not that i'd know, being fall over drunk and all. I think for those wanting to become a decadent swine like myself, the best advice i can give is to drink cider like a f...
Posted by The Decadent Swine on Sun, 17 Dec 2006 02:35:00 PST

Prague, in conclusion

Darlings is wonderful, it has midgets, moderately priced beer and breasts. It also has the ability to reduce a grown man (me) to fits of immature giggles as a lady waves her money maker in petes unfli...
Posted by The Decadent Swine on Sun, 05 Nov 2006 03:19:00 PST

Prague, The bit after the start

So there i was, stood outside st marys hospital with a bottle of oasis and £20 in fresh crisp notes, still very, very pissed. It should be known that as i exited the hot student's flat, i found m...
Posted by The Decadent Swine on Thu, 19 Oct 2006 12:39:00 PST

Prague, the Beginning

Hello readers, and welcome to another self indulgent diary of events written in a censored manner in order to portray myself in a better light. Lets start this story on thursday night. JohnEd, bored a...
Posted by The Decadent Swine on Sat, 14 Oct 2006 08:17:00 PST

Kids nowadays

Bonjour loyal readers, for first time visitors to the world of the JohnEd blog, boy, are you in for a treat. Recently I have been to Leeds and V. Highlights = Kasabian, Morrissey, Editors, We Are...
Posted by The Decadent Swine on Wed, 30 Aug 2006 12:05:00 PST

My weekend, my rant, your pleasure

Hello readers, welcome to the warm friendly disarming bosom of JohnEd's most public thoughts. This weekend has been rather good, it ticked all the right boxes and made me realise why i go to work, to ...
Posted by The Decadent Swine on Sun, 06 Aug 2006 01:34:00 PST