DAVE L'S DECADENT AS A DITCH DIARY |
An apology for anyone who had to endure the full horror of my performance in 42's on Saturday night. People tell me it was memorable but not in a good way in a Auschwitz was memorable kind of way. I'd...
Posted by Dave The Incompetent on Tue, 16 Jan 2007 11:41:00 PST |
Dave L's diary |
January 8th
Woke up at half 8, made breakfast cereal special k wiv fake berries followed by a yoghurt since you asked. Left for work at 9am, made it in for half past.
Decided that I didnt have to wor...
Posted by Dave The Incompetent on Mon, 08 Jan 2007 11:41:00 PST |
Dave L's Diary |
Hello diary
On Saturday night Dave L was the victim of gun crime. In a scene reminiscent of Reservoir Dogs or possibly even the Godfather, Dave L and chums were confronted by what can only be describe...
Posted by Dave The Incompetent on Sun, 03 Sep 2006 02:40:00 PST |
Leeds Festival |
What a mint weekend, Arctic Monkeys what a band, what a show! The Streets awesome Mike Skinner a living legend. Not forgetting Shakira, her surprise performance topped the lot what a show woman I will...
Posted by Dave The Incompetent on Mon, 28 Aug 2006 03:07:00 PST |
Dave L's Night Out |
Rather than write a long blog trying to describe in detail just some of the high jinks, monkey business and malarky that went down last night I just thought I'd just write a quick summary.
Went to Sio...
Posted by Dave The Incompetent on Sun, 25 Jun 2006 01:03:00 PST |
Dave L's 10 World Cup Facts |
1.Did you know that England players lost 5 to 10 pounds during the the Paraguay game? Thats half Peter Crouchs weight! Infact when Pete came back to the changing rooms after the game Sven said wow Pet...
Posted by Dave The Incompetent on Wed, 14 Jun 2006 02:59:00 PST |
Dave L's World Cup Diary |
Hi diary Dave L here,
Dave L is well aware that the World Cup is upon us, and thusly I felt it only right that I pass onto you, the fans, my own take on this quite frankly beautiful tournament. ...
Posted by Dave The Incompetent on Wed, 14 Jun 2006 11:34:00 PST |
What Really Shits Me Off |
What some bitch steals Beckhams beanie and gets in all national newspapers, and me and JohnEd hold up an off license stab two clerks and all we get is a few lines on page 13 of the Stockport Express? ...
Posted by Dave The Incompetent on Sun, 04 Jun 2006 01:52:00 PST |
Dave L's Classic Diaries |
This is one of my favourite diaries as it resulted in JohnEd ending up in a sweaty mess.
Theres an interesting story behind this diary I actually completed it whilst covered in the blood of a dead cat...
Posted by Dave The Incompetent on Thu, 18 May 2006 11:12:00 PST |
Dave L's Diary |
I think you'll all be delighted to hear that Dave L's diary has a new home right here on My Space. I've decided to switch sides as I feel my space will open up the doors for Dave L to become the best ...
Posted by Dave The Incompetent on Sun, 14 May 2006 01:08:00 PST |
