The loud singing of sea shanties *sings* John Kanaka-naka-to-ry-ey, Gauloises, Red Wine, good music, BIG BIG HUGS, Christmas, Pirates, One eyed monkies, Moonlit trysts, redheads, Pastis, family and friends, festivals, getting nakey, sailing,vodkavodkavodka, swarthy looking men, long slow kisses, ( I really have no idea why, but I feel the constant need to use far too many exclamation marks for very little reason!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!), books-books-books, long hot sunny days, the sea, soft buttocks, BIG *fuck off* thunderstorms, RUM, blizzards, boobies, making snow angels, spin the bottle, dressing up, big fat olives, bonfires, CYPRUS, riding very big horses....very fast, SNOGGING,garlic nipple fighting, love, honesty, pints of day-glow, naked space hopper-ing, drunken wild dancing, my student friends for keeping me young/immature, hats, flip-flops and of course....... jewellery!... People who ask for an add, then never talk to you are plain RUDE!Things that get right on my tit-ends....:(.....
Complacency, selfishness, thoughtlessness, cleaning up puke with a hangover, hangovers..at all.....
bad manners, people who make me cry, snoring, discrimination, the smell of lamb cooking, spite, housework, men who leave the loo seat up (grrrr),
idleness, whiskey, twats, violence, grumpy old men (you know who you are!) Hidden agendas, petty mindedness, indifference, PMT, users, over political-correctness, running out of Hellmans mayonnaise, dog shit.
*******I find it almost impossible to behave like an adult.......********
I'd like to meet:
Him...And......People who act their shoe size....not their age!!!!! (Thats UK Shoe sizes of course;) ALSO........ REALLY DON'T BOTHER SENDING ME MESSAGES DECLARING UNDYING LOVE OR ASK IF I WANT A SHAG, and I don't want to see pictures of your willy either thanks!.....GET A LIFE!
*********IMPORTANT*********
PLEASE READ BEFORE YOU ASK FOR AN ADD. I know this is pathetic, but I am confused by friend requests from strangers. I get confused as to whether I have met you and forgotten (no offence...I just have a terrible memory-probably due to my alcohol consumption), or you are just being sociable. So...If you want to be a chum, please drop me a line first...I am not being rude, I just don't want a huge friends list, just for the sake of having a huge friends list! I Thank you!WHERE I SHALL BE SHOWING NEXT SUMMER...Priddy Festival
Friday 11th - Saturday 12th - Sunday 13th July 2008
(www.priddyfolk.org).The Larmer Tree Festival- Artists’ Quarter
16/17/18/19/20th
July 2008Some of the region’s finest artists and craftspeople gather in a big marquee to display their work for all to see and buy, plus Reg’s Artscaf
(www.larmertreefestival.co.uk)
Music:
VERY VARIED! I adore music. From Punk to folk.... I could go on, but I shall spare you the pain! .........You MUST check out My friend, goddess, and gear porn alchemist Tara Busch-first girl on mars(in my toppies for ever..click click click!) The most jaw-droppingly beautiful voice, and drop-dead-gorgeous songs.
Her album 'Pilfershire Lane' is available for download NOW, and a new ablum in the pipeline. Do yourself a favour and get it...it is aural sex........With hypnotic, perfect vocals this album is something truly magical and other worldly................She leaves me absolutely breathless....
Movies:
Pan's Labyrinth.....OUTSTANDING FILM! 'A matter of life and death'-superb and timeless! I fall to bits every time I see Madly, Truely Deeply. ADORE the original Wuthering Heights....gets me every time. Pirates of the Caribbean...Jack Sparrow...phwooor! Being There also makes me cry... Also very fond of Blithe Spirit...Rex rocks...I once played Elvira...all covered in talc....had to try very hard not to sneeze! In many ways, my life is one big 'carry on' film.......
Television:
,Don't watch alot- but I get quite arsey if I miss Eastenders!-probably need to get out more! I fancy Dr Who........is that an age thing?...they were manky when I was a kid.......
Books:
Yes-lots!....all the time....far too many to mention!
The God of Small Things - Arundhati Roy ...And...The Bride Stripped Bare - Anonymous .... Both brilliant and beautiful reads. Doctor Sax - Jack Kerouac, long time favorite, just not sure why....Angelas ashes - Frank Mc Court is one of the few books that can make you laugh and cry within a few paragraphs...
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Heroes:
MY LIVER.....for it's continued support despite regular abuse.....Debbie Harry- my hero since 1977 to this day- still sexy...still kicking ass! ......... The late John Peel who inspired my love of music...Singer songwriters, and musicians who CAN play live- there is way too much manufactured music out there- keep it real!
