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Kellen

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

My pictures explain who I am, better than words. (I am in every picture, no stunt doubles.) Go to www.CaptainBigBeard.com too. It's a site filled with animation created by ME, and it's amazingly funny to YOU.

My Interests

CaptainBigBeard.com. I'm not just saying that to advertise my hilarious site. I just want you to go there and tell your friends about it.

I'd like to meet:

Groucho Marx.

Music:

Any artist who's name includes the words "Gwen" or "Steffani."

Movies:

Go to CaptainBigBeard.com, it's better than movies.

Television:

Television has warped morals, a growing glitter of greedy commercials, and damns your creative thinking process as you mindlessly coast for thoughtless hours on "Reality This" or "Crime Scenes That." I hope to be on TV within five years.

Heroes:

I admire people that like me.