Another day....... |
Wow, been a long time since I blogged about anything. Funny or otherwise. Time to get some stuff off my chest. Been married now for about 3 months, and GOD is it awsome. I married my best friend. She ...
Posted by Ben on Fri, 07 Sep 2007 06:50:00 PST |
History |
Time to rant.
We all have skeletons in our closets, and rest assured I have my share, But I want to get this off my chest and maybe level the playing field.
I recently logged onto my ex's myspace page...
Posted by Ben on Wed, 01 Nov 2006 03:18:00 PST |
Phrases that make my blood boil. |
Ever hear someone quote some hackneyed proverb or some stupid expression they read on a greeting card somewhere, which causes you to think: "man, what a stupid bitch, I would love nothing more than to...
Posted by Ben on Mon, 24 Jul 2006 09:51:00 PST |
The Saddest Poem |
The Saddest Poem
If I could write the saddest poem
I would write , for instance,
the sorrow of a mother to her dying child,
the painful parting of two lovers:
the torment of human existence...
...
Posted by Ben on Tue, 18 Jul 2006 12:51:00 PST |
Going Through Hell |
Well you know those timesWhen you feel like there's a sign there on your backSay's I don't mind if ya kick meSeems like everybody hasThings go from bad to worseYou'd think they can't get worse than th...
Posted by Ben on Sun, 09 Jul 2006 09:01:00 PST |
I hate vegetarians |
Ever get the feeling that vegetarians consider themselves morally superior to you? Like they think that not eating meat makes them so special that their shit doesn't stink? As if when someone stops ea...
Posted by Ben on Mon, 22 May 2006 09:12:00 PST |
Funny Hospital Pranks for Lenny |
Jokes to play on people in the hospital!
Know someone in the hospital? Do they seem low in spirit and depressed? Why not try some of these pranks to cheer them up?!
Go up to someone on life...
Posted by Ben on Mon, 22 May 2006 08:57:00 PST |
Explanation of "Desert fishing" |
OK come with me to a time not long ago...........
Stardate June 27th, 2005.
I am awake to my phone ringing at aproximately 0600. It is Lenny; Fishing master.
0700: Arive at Lennies and pic him ...
Posted by Ben on Thu, 04 May 2006 10:13:00 PST |
Things that piss me off. |
Well, I got a week to rant so here go. I can't tag all in one blog so I will start here............
Lenny.
We all know Lenny. And we all know he pisses us off.
1. Lenny always drinks the last ...
Posted by Ben on Mon, 01 May 2006 03:55:00 PST |
See if you can spot this one. |
5 bucks to the first person who tells me where this came from. It is an actual song!
Through early morning fog I see
visions of the things to beThe pains that are withheld for me
I realize an...
Posted by Ben on Sat, 29 Apr 2006 11:42:00 PST |
