This really happened-
"So I had the funniest dream last night starring you. It started out with you coming up to me, very excited about something. I was like, what the hell? And you told me you were going to be on a live television broadcast to tell the president you fucked his wife. Now, stay with me here, I know the president's wife is horrid, but the fact that you were so stoked on all this was overwhelming. Next you told me the best part was that you were going to wear a bright red (like that Ron Howard from Happy Days red) mullet wig. You pulled it out and began to quote Gus Chiggens. Next thing I know I'm watching TV and you appear on stage with the host. Supposedly you were chosen, out of all America, to ask the president one question. He comes on, and you look very professional mind you, you shake hands and do some small talk. Then the big question time came and you jumped up on your seat, pulled out and put on your wig, and asked the president, and I quote, "Hey Bush! I fucked your wife! How does that feel?! Fuck Texas!" Then you began doing the gun motion with your hands into the air and whooping loudly. Armed men in suits tackled you and the station went into the "Please stand by" screen. I woke up laughing."
Breathe deep the gathering gloom,
Watch lights fade from every room.
Bedsitter people look back and lament,
Another day's useless energy spent.
Impassioned lovers wrestle as one,
Lonely man cries for love and has none!
New mother picks up and suckles her son,
Senior citizens wish they were young.
Cold hearted orb that rules the night,
Removes the colours from our sight.
Red is grey and yellow white.
But we decide which is right.
And which is an illusion???.