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The Big Sad Penguin

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About Me

I'm So Sad. Why can't I ever be happy. Every where I go, everyone rejects me. I can stand there for hours and hours, and still no one loves me. All I want is a hug. Maybe a kiss or two. I came from an awful zoo. They abused me, and didn't feed me and then the other penguins made fun of me. Mama always said I was her special birdy, they just called me plain special, as in retarded, that ALSO, hurt my big penguin feelings. I use to be a little penguin, but due to the constant birage of insults and hurtfulness, I turned to food, and so I got all big, and that makes me sad too! Won't anyone ever love me?

My Interests

Big Sad Peguins
Food
Emo Kids
Girls
Big Bootie Hoes
Chocolate
Snow
Santa
Ice
Fish
Kids Cusine
I'd list more...but I'm too sad.

I'd like to meet:

Someone to love. Someone maybe a Big Sad Penguin like me? No, that would just be to much saddness. I don't know who I want to meet, JUST SOMEONE LOVE ME. I'd be a cutter, but It's hard for me to hold a straight razor because I only have flaps, do you know what it's like to only have a flap for an arm and hand? It's hard. Oh, I would like to meet anyone who wanted a big sad penguin hug!

Music:

Love Songs
Sad Songs
Really Really Sad Songs
Depressing Songs
Death songs
Songs about suicide
Songs about crying
Songs about Alot of crying
Songs I can cry too
Gospel
So, so sad.

Movies:

The Crying Game
March of the Penguins
Homeward Bound 1,2,3
Madagascar
Pooh Bear Movies
Oliver and Co.
Brother Bear
An American Tail
Finding Nemo
Jesus Christ Super Star
Debbie Does Dallas
Bye Bye Love
Pretty Woman
My Girl 1 and 2
So many *sniff sniff* movies.

Television:

General Hospital
All My Children
Thoes spanish Soaps
Any Soap Opera Really
Noggin
Salute your shorts
Double Dare
Oxygen
Lifetime
VH1
MTV
True Life
Discovery Channel
Pet Network
WAAAAHHH HHAAA HAA TTT VVV.

Books:

How to love
Why do I cry
Tears for Fears
The Color Purple
Love stories
Brown Bear Brown Bear What Do You See?
GuidePost
The Dernerosiphys
Penguin Porno Mags
The Vet
Murders She Wrote
Harry Potter
I read...because no one will love me or talk to me.

Heroes:

Barbra Striesand
Cher
Celine Dion
Madonna
Morgan Freeman
~Sincerely,Derner.
Jesus
Hillary Clinton
Simba
The Penguin Lord
Tony Danza
Uncle Jesse
Captain Crunch
I wish *sniff* I Could *sniff* be like *sniff sniff* them.

My Blog

The Big Saddness

I'm still a very sad..and large Penguin. *sniffle* Allll byyy myyyy seeeell--elelll--ffff Don't wanna be, Allll byyy myyyy seeeell--elelll--ffff. So lonely.... thats my flipper print....
Posted by The Big Sad Penguin on Wed, 01 Feb 2006 09:47:00 PST