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Darko

I never metamorphasis I didn't like.

About Me

If it walks like a duckbilled platicore and if it quacks like a duckbilled platicore then...I don't wana fill up my profile with every musical artist or movie that i've ever vaguely enjoyed in an attempt to define myself, although i do like it when other people do it cause it helps identify common interests and gives me a sense of their personality. Doh, talked myself into a corner again.
Donnish: 1. a display of learning, especially its trivial aspect; 2. a stereotypical image of a university professor, displaying erudition or being absent minded;
Anywayz, my name is Donnie. From the base of my scalp to the base of my hair, i have a 21' ponytail that i've worn for about 8 years now. I'm kinda sick of it and ready to trim ten inches off, dread the whole thing, or (if i give up on it) just sell all of it to some cancer organization and perhaps regrow it.
I'm currently enrolled at Orange Coast College, i'm getting my AA (in Business Programming) at the end of this semister (May). When i get out i'm going to get a job as a network admin (managing all the computers in an office), for some business somewhere.
I'm healthy with a skinny athletic build, i try to keep myself attractive or otherwise not ugly. I'm often perceived intelligent, though i think people see me that way because they haven't figured out how clueless i am with things they would think are simple/obvious.

My Interests

skittles rabbit

I'd like to meet:

I'm attracted to girls that are attracted to guys with long hair. I love it when girls have piercings, intelligence, confidence, punk/gothy attitudes, bi or kinky sexuality, good taste in music, can cook, an artistic ability, can sing, or knows how to play a musical instrument.

For some reason i'm attracted to girls shorter than me (5'8). Someone's integrity/personality is more important to me than age, weight, or otherwise bestowed looks.

adopt your own virtual pet!

Music:

Bad Religion, Depeche Mode, Metalica, Eiffel 65, Tool, Floyd, Oingo Boingo, Emenim, Linkin Park, System, NiN, NOFX, Chili Pepers, Offspring, Nirvana, Queen, Rober Miles, No Doubt, Bondage Fairies (The Band), Aerosmith, Zeppelin, Doors, Pennywise, Darude, Prodigy

Movies:

The Crow, The Matrix, The Prince's Bride, Butterfly Effect, Pi, Labyrinth, Jacobs's Ladder, What Dreams May Come, Nightmare Before Christmas, Blow, Walk the Line, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Catch Me If You Can, Go, Pirates, Basketball Diaries, Reservoir Dogs, Nemesis, Hellraiser: Hellseeker, Momento, Aladin, Lion King, Emporer's New Grove, Kill Bill, Narnia, Requiem For a Dream, Pan's Labyrinth

Television:

House, Star Trek, Carnivale, Southpark, Simpsons, Family Guy, Cosmos, Discovery Channel, History Channel

Books:

Robert Jordan, Roleplaying books, Terry Goodkind, Orson Scott Card, RA Salvitore, Computer Tomes, Four Agreements, Ann Rice, Micheal Chrighton, Bell Jar, Vonnegut, Ray Bradbury, Bondage Fairies (The Comic), Ronald Dahl

Heroes:

George Jung, Leonardo Di'Vinci, Al Einstein, Frank Abagnale Jr, Dan Quail, Mike Griffin, Norma Jean Riddick

My Blog

Thanks Adriene...

Thanks for helping me out yo, you rock. = ) -Donnie
Posted by Darko on Wed, 03 Oct 2007 07:16:00 PST

Scooter Take One...

I can juggle. = )-Donnie...
Posted by Darko on Thu, 27 Sep 2007 01:36:00 PST

Ok this is important, she logs.

  Do I hurt you when I hang out with you? Is it really bad, and it doesn't go away because we keep hanging out? Then wouldn't that mean we'd have to stop hanging out? I can still be friends, ho...
Posted by Darko on Thu, 30 Aug 2007 06:00:00 PST

Ninjas and Pirates

Your friend may very well be a crackhead. There's no arguing the fact that ninjas outright own, but there's more to being cool than the skills and feats ninja's are capable of accomplishing. &nb...
Posted by Darko on Thu, 30 Aug 2007 01:59:00 PST

Blog diggy-blog da blang a dang diggy diggy diggy bloggy said up jump the bloggy...

(Wordy 8?) 8-27-07 I'm eating biscuits. I found a newly expired can of Pillsbury doughy goodness in the fridge earlier this morning and just now sat down to eat them. Not that "finding" it was actua...
Posted by Darko on Tue, 28 Aug 2007 03:40:00 PST

Morning blog

Everytime I startup my computer it asks me if I want to install my keyboard, and since IT is my alleged profession, I should research the annoyance and figure out how to get rid of it. Bah, it's not t...
Posted by Darko on Wed, 08 Aug 2007 01:25:00 PST

I was just driven from the kitchen...

...by a foul and mysterious odor. I'm cooking a chicken pot pie in the oven and foul smelling smoke is wifting out into the kitchen. It smells REALLY REALLY BAD. It's actually not unlike the horrible ...
Posted by Darko on Fri, 03 Aug 2007 08:31:00 PST

Yay...

i'm actually home early enough that i want to play on my computer enough to write a blog and kill some time on the internet. Pauls coming over tomorrow, i'm going to give him a ride to a goth mee...
Posted by Darko on Wed, 18 Jul 2007 11:34:00 PST

Billy's laptop has a firstname...

It was so dark on the walk home through Eader that I could've passed right by a yeti and never known.I'm working on Billy's laptop at the moment, well actually I'm typing "how to work on laptops" into...
Posted by Darko on Thu, 12 Jul 2007 03:16:00 PST

Nudder bloggy...

Alright, i'm sitting down at four in the morning blogging out whatever i can before my melitonin hits me. I was writing a blog, on the PC and firefox went bleep-ble-blbl-bleep,... and half my blog was...
Posted by Darko on Sat, 23 Jun 2007 06:41:00 PST