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Christ

Sic Transit Gloria Mundi

About Me


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Catch me at:
http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=christjewells
for my Youtubage. Eat shit, haters...

Lorain.com

It's for cool people... and you. You're not with the city, that's why you hate it so much. Support the site, it's new. Support Lorain, that's home; love it or hate it.

I keep my eyes wide open all the time.

My Interests

Everything. I do take a deeper interest in matters of spirituality, quantum physics, physics, military science, arts (literary and especially otherwise), political science and geography. Amungst other things. I also like to take the time to enhance my vocabulary. Trust me, kids, even if you're not smart and you have a good vocabulary and grammarical skills you will at least seem intelligent; that's a huge boost to those of you who find it hard to get people to take you seriously. Think about it... "Dere's gold in dem deer hills" as opposed to "There appears to be a large auric deposit in the undulating landmass in the distance". Although admittedly saying that would get your ass kicked, even by me, it still serves a point. If you survive, people will come to you more and more seeking your "expert knowledge" and near-criminal "intelligence". But we won't tell them, will we? No. And further more, if you WIN the ass kicking contest, you would be valued at an even higher degree. Yes, shut up. These ARE my interests.

I'd like to meet:

Whoever. As long as you're not narrow minded, we could get along well.

Music:

I only really like music that isn't stupid (ie: not pop). If the lyrics can tell a story and the music provide the atmosphere and/or environment, I will most likely like it. I have too many musicians to list, so here's my top three: 1. Tool 2. A Perfect Circle (Tied with) Coheed & Cambria. With notable mention to: Yoko Kano, Mai Yamane, Slipknot, and a bunch of Blue Grass, Blues, Jazz, Bachata...

Movies:

I am a lover of movies! They are art in a grand multi-layered form. I also critique the fuck out of them too so yeah... don't quote a shit movie to me or I'll call you a peasant (pronounced: pizz-ant)

Television:

Can't say I watch much. But BBC is good. And the stargates.

Books:

I haven't read enough of them. But I can say that the first place I go to when I'm in a book store or library is reference.

Heroes:

When I think of hero's I think of people who have turned lives around and/or saved them. And to be honest, I seem to be the only person doing that for me.

My Blog

One of the reasons men don't like commitments

by Jeffrey Leving and Glenn SacksApril 5, 2006NewsWithViews.comA 25-year-old computer programmer has done what has long been thought impossible--he has united the pro-choice feminist left and the pro-...
Posted by Christ on Thu, 07 Jun 2007 11:28:00 PST

Whaaa?

Ooo... You hear that? That's the sound of me about to blog something profound. It's coming, dunno where... dunno when... But it's buidling like a cumulonimbus cloud...
Posted by Christ on Fri, 01 Jun 2007 01:17:00 PST

Tell All Your Friends

milky1986: (12:01:10 PM): well, i loved it christjewells: (12:01:54 PM): thanks christjewells: (12:02:16 PM): but i'm surprised you didn't say i dragged it out milky1986: (12:...
Posted by Christ on Thu, 31 May 2007 09:08:00 PST

Millenium of the Living Dead 2

Why is it illegal to commit suicide? Why is euthanasia not legal but capital punishment is? Why are abortion clinics fire bombed? Why is murder illegal for any reason but self defense but war is consi...
Posted by Christ on Wed, 30 May 2007 07:26:00 PST

Breeding Between the Lines: Why Interracial People are Healthier and More Attractive

Caught your eye, huh? Made your ego grab your "self" by the chin to combat what it felt was a threat, eh? Honestly, when I first had the inclination to read this book (Oh, it's a book. Did I forget to...
Posted by Christ on Fri, 25 May 2007 05:47:00 PST

Blog Blog Blog-Blog Don't just colloquialize 'em, Nuke 'em!

Thanks to Grand Theft Auto: Vice City (I believe) for the inspiration of the subject line. If you don't play Grand Theft Auto, then you're too up-tight and likely to be a right-wing bible beater, a le...
Posted by Christ on Fri, 25 May 2007 04:44:00 PST

Rotten Apples and Englishmen 2.2

Echo sound - re-soundCharacteristic of meHow pedantic of meNo, I... Don't believeIn fairy tales and thoseFantastical endingsBut who's the sayWho can sayThat it was me who got it wrongWho could holdA h...
Posted by Christ on Sun, 20 May 2007 04:38:00 PST

Rotten Apples and Englishmen 1.2

Your mouth formed my nameThat tongue sent-It on it's wayAnd... No paintingNo artist couldPortray thisFrom where I stoodAt long last... My MadonnaOn the bricks, no noOn the cobblestone, ohThe rocks tha...
Posted by Christ on Sun, 20 May 2007 04:04:00 PST

Wow, Longer Than I Thought Pt. 2

Just a response by Kathryn. She's pretty good with words and made a good point so I thought I'd include this into the repetoir for you folks to read at. Edited for flow and my colloquial interjections...
Posted by Christ on Sun, 20 May 2007 01:32:00 PST

Wow, Longer than I thought

I had a fraction of a conversation today that really angered me. You know the feeling, you chest gets cold because of the frustration or the feeling of being insulted. That anger feeling. Indeed, was ...
Posted by Christ on Thu, 17 May 2007 11:13:00 PST