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Rain Man

Beware of men who think too much. They blind themselves.

About Me

The keenest, most dramatic, least describable thing in an individual is his difference, his permanent separation, his intimate mobile sequestered worldness.... While having this difference,...a self yearns, pines, longs-to be like other things. The self has a lust for multitudinous identification. -Eli Siegel*********Top THAT!********* ********* "The real Che Guevara : Terrorist, murderer, Stalinist." You already own the shirt/pin/hat-whatever. Now maybe you should learn a little about the man.********************************************I knew my name, was able to dress myself, was able to speak the language but I was entirely inept, without design, I was a meaningless conglomeration of ideas. I was an idiot. -C. Bukowski******************There is many a boy here today who looks on war as all glory, but, boys, it is all hell. - William Tecumseh Sherman ******July 19, 1879*******************************Hiram Ulysses Grant Grant (above) and Death Mask (below)He had, one man said, "a puzzled pathos, as of a man with a problem before him of which he does not understand the terms." I can relate, pal. ******************************************* Myrtle Corbin "was born a dipygus, meaning that she had two separate pelvises side by side from the waist down." She delivered 3 children from one uterus and 2 from the other. It's been said that the uterus opposite the one engaging in intercourse would often become impregnated. Yes, her husband had a preference.********************** Annie Taylor was the first person to survive going over Niagara Falls in a barrel. She took the trip at age 43/53 (disputed), hoping she would cash in with her newly found fame. She died in poverty. In Niagara Falls, NY."If it was with my dying breath, I would caution anyone against attempting the feat... I would sooner walk up to the mouth of a cannon, knowing it was going to blow me to pieces than make another trip over the Fall."********* Captain Kidd was tarred after execution and left in a gibbet over the Thames for "nearly two years.""My name was Captain Kidd, when I sail'd, when I sail'd, And so wickedly I did, God's laws I did forbid, When I sail'd, when I sail'd. I roam'd from sound to sound, And many a ship I found, And then I sunk or burn'd, When I sail'd. I murder'd William Moore, And laid him in his gore, Not many leagues from shore, When I sail'd. Farewell to young and old, All jolly seamen bold, You're welcome to my gold, For I must die, I must die. Farewell to Lunnon town, The pretty girls all round, No pardon can be found, and I must die, I must die, Farewell, for I must die. Then to eternity, in hideous misery, I must lie, I must lie."***********Few have the ability to stare at an old shoe for ten minutes or to think of odd things like who invented the doorknob?They become unalive because they are unable to pause, undo themselves, unkink, unsee, unlearn, roll clear.Listen to their untrue laughter, then walk away.** -C. Bukowski..again!*********Getting strange with Mr. Crowley.**************************************************** ***********************Http://www.ronaldreagan.com/********* ****************************A portrait of me by J. Nevada Tieman!********** ******************Shitty fuckin' mullet compliments of a grown in shaved head. Shitty homemade tattoo compliments of Sivan's and my combined talents..Age 15.(I had boobies then.) Also, proof that I had a star on my wrist long before you corny bitches.1996, fucker.

My Interests

The Ides of March, and why it's such an evil time.******2012.******My Family Crest.Gold: Generosity and elevation of the mindWavy lines: Sea or waterBay Leaves: Poet or victor's laurel********************** *********************Genealogy! ********************* * Excerpt of a letter from my Great Great Grandfather John Maseker to his wife Nellie August 23rd, 1918: "..we have been raided several times with airplanes they knock the roofs in of a few houses every day. We have air battles and the empty shells fall all around. War is just what Sherman said, HELL!" Return Address: 1st Sergt. John W. Maseker Co. D -114th Inf. 29th DIV. Blue and Gray 57th Inf. Brigade*********************************************** **********************Nicolette and G.G.G. Aunt Amelia's tombstone. Amelia died 1 Dec 1880 28 yrs 1 month 20 days. Her home still stands at 470 Wyckoff Avenue. It was built around 1750 by her and my even earlier family. Photo taken at Wyckoff Reformed Church Cemetery at 580 Wyckoff Avenue. New Jersey.*

I'd like to meet:

"If you can't say anything good about someone, sit right here by me." -Alice Lee Roosevelt Longworth ********************Please, no kooks.

Music:

***Corporate Death of Macabre and I. Probably my finest moment.*** **************Grandmaster FlashFirst off I hate the fuckin' Beatles..and the Eagles. As for what I do like - The Germs,Tha TOUGHEST MOTHAFUCKA ta eva walk tha streets of Compton, Eazy-Mothafuckin' E tha Hip-Hop ThugstaDead Kennedys, OTYG, Suicidal Tendencies, Wu-tang, Butthole Surfers, The Beach Boys, Sonic Youth, Iron Maiden.....ALWAYS...and Judas Priest,The Boss, King Diamond, Mercyful Fate,M.O.P, The Pist, Cruachan, Freeway, Megadeath, Hank Williams, Tupac, Roy Orbison, Black Flag, The Meatmen,Mortician, Ulver, Tom Waits, Zappa, Rain Fell Within, Dio, Black Flag, MDC, Showcase Showdown, Motley Crue, RUDIMENTARY PENI,Iggy Pop, X, Fear, Spazz, Bikini Kill, Subhumans, Hank Snow, David Bowie, Borknagar, Murphys Law, John the Baker, Eminem, G'N'R, Mazzy Starr, Waco Jesus, Anal Cunt, Bolt Thrower, Macabre, Theatre of Tragedy, Misfits, Talking Heads, Man..or Astroman?, The Cramps, Circle Jerks, Manowar, Mayhem, Sigh, Skeme Team, ...Man, Fuck Nugent, Gorilla Biscuits, NWA, GBH, Body Count, The Clash,The Adicts, AC/DC, Alice Cooper, Obie Trice, The Ramones, Anti-Flag, Dead Prez, L7, Bethlehem, EyeHateGod, Absu, Pink Floyd, Acid Bath, Slayer, Bad(or Uhh Soul haha) Brains, Fuckin' Love The CrucifucksVindictives, IDK, Sinatra, Fuckin' Ministry, Faith No More, Alice in Chains, Jerry Cantrell, Dead Milkmen...

Movies:

Drugstore Cowboy *************************HappinessGummo -and most Harmony Korine stuff, Barfly, Fast Times at Ridgemont High, Repo Man, Freaks,Taxi Driver, Pee-Wees Big Adventure, Decline of Western Civilization 1 & 2, Suburbia, Bad Boys, Over the Edge, American Girl, The Outsiders, Orgyyy! Matt Dillion first...Ralph Macchio can watch (I know what you're saying, "Eww, Patrick and Tom, Nik?" but hey, I've fucked worse and so have you.)Lynch, Kevin Smith, Hughes, GEORGE A. ROMERO...

Television:

ROME! I never get bored of OZ. Or the Sopranos. Great stuff. Big Love, 6 Feet Under, The L-Word, Dexter, The Twilight Zone, The Wire, The White Rapper Show(I watch this in place of cutting myself when I'm depressed)...I Shouldn't be Alive..a few others... Lots of Nick at Night. Sad when Fresh Prince reruns is the best thing on.

Books:

**Charles Bukowski******************************I love how Books is just tossed down here on the bottom like an afterthought. Real nice. Anyway, reading is one of my favorite pastimes. Bukowski and Lovecraft are favorites of mine and kinda show how broad my tastes are. ****************Cliche my ass, I love Stephen King!..****************I also love true crime/forensic science/the mind of the killer, etc. I've been reading those types of books since about age 9 or 10. I've been reading about supernatural type stuff for just as long. I have a great library with books on most anything you'd want to read about. It's my prized possesion. Geeky I know, but, you know they say it's an escape and I think that may be part of it. Haha I treat books like a drug, nice.********************************I'm a biography nut.. and History book Lover! Anything on history, wars, folklore, etc. In particuliar, I am a Civil War fanatic and I can't get enough. ************************************Alfred Hitchcock! The Master and the Margarita, The Brothers Karamazov, Wuthering Heights, A Farewell to Arms, Lords of Chaos, The History of Punk, Howard Stern's funny ass books, Vice Magazine, Bag of Bones, Rose Madder, Ham on Rye, Eaters of the Dead, Twenty Days ..***************************************And, of course, just random authors I stumble across and people who just happen to be writing on my latest interest. **Lovecraft**

Heroes:

Ahh, My heroes, the least important of all these catagories...Grant, Charles Bukowski,Lovecraft,Mom,the Crucifucks, Hedy Lamarr, Iggy Pop, and my Great Grandfather George Maseker for being so cool and fuckin' genius and thoughtful.********************Masha Bruskina, Volodia Shcherbatsevich ..and the other 20,000 to 30,000 Jewish Partisans.******************** Jello Biafra******************** Charles Bukowski********************Lovecraft********************Shi t, theres 101 people I'm in awe of. I'll be here forever.
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EXCLUSIVE: "I Had Sex with Larry Craig!"

"It was a clumsy and unremarkable fuck, except that I wasn't clean and he was frantic about not getting my shit on anything."Is this article bullshit? Who cares! I just hope Larry Craig rots in a spec...
Posted by Rain Man on Fri, 26 Oct 2007 09:37:00 PST

For the Nerds

AOL NewsRIO DE JANEIRO, Brazil (Oct. 15) - The skeleton of what is believed to be a new dinosaur species - a 105-foot plant-eater that is among the largest dinosaurs ever found - has been uncovered in...
Posted by Rain Man on Tue, 16 Oct 2007 12:24:00 PST

The Strange Lady

By: William Cullen BryantTHE summer morn is bright and fresh, the birds are darting by, As if they loved to breast the breeze that sweeps the cool dear sky; Young Albert, in the forest's edge, has hea...
Posted by Rain Man on Mon, 15 Oct 2007 02:40:00 PST

The Green Eye Project

http://www.cafeandre.com/Site.htmlThey made a whole website for green-eyed people. I thought the introduction alone was interesting:Where the Moors once visited France and Spain, and were visited in t...
Posted by Rain Man on Thu, 11 Oct 2007 11:31:00 PST

Elusive Documents.

I was begining to think that the talk I've heard about papers documenting my genealogy dating back to 1720's were just the rants of crazy relatives with shitty memories. I was told they were "misplace...
Posted by Rain Man on Sat, 22 Sep 2007 05:23:00 PST

Jersey Shore shark attacks of 1916

Man-eating sharks near Bayonne? Fucking crazy. I encountered a huge fucking dorsal fin in Florida while swimming with my family this summer and it was the scariest shit I've seen in a very long time. ...
Posted by Rain Man on Thu, 06 Sep 2007 10:50:00 PST

Students Arrested After Announcing Drug Sales Out Dorm Room Window

BOSTON (AP)  Announcing the sale of pot out of a dorm room window is probably not a good idea when two police officers are within hearing range.A pair of former Northeastern University fres...
Posted by Rain Man on Thu, 06 Sep 2007 09:56:00 PST

Woman "comes out" at 88.

I don't know. It made me cry halfway through. I think a lot of us are holding some sort of dark secret. Many of them have nothing to do with sexuality, but hiding anything feels fucking terrible. So i...
Posted by Rain Man on Sun, 02 Sep 2007 11:46:00 PST

Pickmans Model

I found some Lovecraft stories you can read for free online and I decided to put up a link for his SHORT story "Pickman's Model". This was the first Lovecraft story I ever read and the one the got me ...
Posted by Rain Man on Mon, 20 Aug 2007 05:01:00 PST

How many of you were aware...

...that the song "Mack the Knife" is about a serial killer named Macheath who, among other fucked up things, stabs a string of innocent woman and murders rich men to steal their money? I guess I just ...
Posted by Rain Man on Fri, 17 Aug 2007 10:51:00 PST