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Unkle Kahn

Kahn epetai-Klag, Captain of the IKV Black Demon

About Me

I am Kahn epetai-Klag, son of K'mtar, Line Leader of the House Klag, and Captain of the IKV Black Demon: The ship the Empire hates to acknowledge. I have been in command of this ship for over 15 years. Believe me when I say duct tape and coat hangers can come in handy when keeping her together.My past is foggy. I'm not sure if it is due to being dropped on my head as a child or breathing too much Tetrahydrocannabinol that floats around in the air vents of our ship. I am an easy going captain and welcome new rejects..er..recruits to join my ship. If you are loyal to The Empire as I am and can take orders you are welcome aboard. And don't ask about the Pakled chained to the plumbing. You can join the IKV Black Demon here: http://blackdemon.suddenlaunch3.com/index.cgi

My Interests

Klingon, The Empire, Klingon Empire, Star trek, Sci-Fi, MST3K

I'd like to meet:

Emperor Klag, founder of The Empire & House Klag. Krahl, Qem'brel, Ktaj, and all the other brothers and sisters of The Empire. www.klingon-empire.org

My Blog

Command your own Bird of Prey!


Posted by Unkle Kahn on Fri, 22 Sep 2006 12:04:00 PST

The insult that made a warrior out of Mac.

  OK so here isthe cartoon transcribed: (decending from the top)Box 1: Mac: "Hey! Quit kicking sand in our faces!"Girl: "That Romulan is the worse nuisance on the beach."Box 2: Romulan: "Listen ...
Posted by Unkle Kahn on Fri, 22 Sep 2006 11:46:00 PST

Join The IKV Black Demon

Want to join a ship were you will be respected and recieve slack? Want to join a ship that is different than all the others? Want to join a ship that rebels against what it wants? Then the IKV Black D...
Posted by Unkle Kahn on Wed, 01 Feb 2006 07:19:00 PST

Join the Empire Today

Are you tired or paying dues? Are you tired of itchy wool pajamas that have been called a uniform? Are you aggressive by nature?Do you yearn for adventure beyond your living room? If you do, then you ...
Posted by Unkle Kahn on Wed, 01 Feb 2006 07:11:00 PST