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Miss Mary

The best ass in burlesque

About Me

I'm Miss Mary Cyn, a New York burlesque darling. I keep my past a mystery. I might be a fallen southern bell, a California queen, the little girl next door who grew up with a capital UP, or the shadowy nymph your mother should have warned you about. A lady never tells. One thing is is sure; with smoking numbers ranging from bittersweet to darkly humorous, nakedly joyous to seductively disturbing, this girl is bound to keep you on your nicely curled toes. My music tastes include melody core, obscure pop, new country and classic rock. I collect marriage proposals and pedophile jokes.

My Interests

burlesque, art, bdsm, age play, drinking, coyote ugly, dance, butoh, modern dance, fairytales, film, gender, performance art, polyamory, theater, vintage clothes, writing, poetry, playwriting, theater design, graphic design, fabulousness

I'd like to meet:

Lovely ladies and gentlemen who'd like to see me perform and other burlesque darlings to perform with.If you'd like to see me perform, just some on down to The Lucky 13 Saloon every 3rd Monday of the month and check out my show Original Cyn.If you want to perform with me, drop me a message.*kiss*

Music:

Nine Inch Nails, Big & Rich, Cracker, Lonestar, Sheryl Crow, Rasputina, EnVouge, Sarah Slean, Gwen Stefani, Maddona, Tom Jones, Prince, Mike Doughty, Soul Coughing, Toby Keith, Blues Traveler, Insane Clown Possie, Nickleback, Joan Osborn, Peaches, Bif Naked

Movies:

Auntie Mame, 28 Days Later, The Adventures Of Baron Von Muchousen, Serenity, Moulin Rouge, Lolita (the Adrian Lyne Version), Buffy The Vampire Slayer, A Life Less Ordinary, Saw, Fight Club, Dream For An Insomniac, In Dreams, Company Of Wolves, Spider, Crash, Videodrome, The Fisher King, Fear And Loathing, Labrynth, The Dark Crystal, The Great Muppett Caper, The Craft, Some Like It Hot, My Fair Lady, Modern Vampires, Ed Wood, Big Fish, Requiem for a Dream, Hairspray, A Dirty Shame.

Television:

Coupleing, House, Weeds, Xena, The Simpsons, The Critic, Firefly, Buffy, Angel, Father Ted, Ab Fab, The Young Ones, Designing Women, The Golden Girls, Ellen, Grace Under Fire, Sex and the City, Night Court, Aeon Flux

Books:

Lolita, The Great Gatsby, Neuromancer, The Scarlet Letter, The Kushiel's Dart Trilogy, Nude Men, The Last Unicorn, The Malady of Death, The Ethical Slut, Titanic by Christopher Durang, Streetcar Named Desire, Slanky, Spring Storm, Quartet, Howl, Hamlet

Heroes:

Xena, Buffy, Auntie Mame, Bugs Bunny, Violet Beaudelire, Aeon Flux, Sarah Kane, William Shakespeare, William Gibson, Hunter S Thompson, F. Scott Fitzgerald, Richard Curtis, Vladimir Nabokov, Heiner Muller, Tennesee Williams, Neil Gaiman, Julie Tamore, Terry Gilliam, Tim Burton, Darren Aronofsky, Neil Jordan, Danny Boyle, Edvard Munch, Sarah Lucas, Van Gogh, Rodin, Carolee Schneeman, Deb Margolin, Betty Page, Alan Cumming, Angelina Jolie, Nichole Kidman, James Marsters, Mae West, Frida Khalo, Byron, Lady Hamilton, Veronica Franco,

My Blog

Where I'll Be In March

Hey there burlesque lovers!In and effort to keep ya'll better up to date on myshennanigans this is the first of (hopefully many)monthly announcements of my performing whereabouts.March 7thI will be pe...
Posted by Miss Mary on Thu, 01 Mar 2007 01:16:00 PST

Check out this event: Wicked Good Time

Reckless Abandon, Blackie Deuce, and I will performing at this event this saturday!Hosted By: Carol PetersonWhen: Saturday Nov 11, 2006 at 2:00 PMWhere: The Hilton InnEdison, NJ 08817USDescription:Car...
Posted by Miss Mary on Thu, 09 Nov 2006 12:06:00 PST