101 things I must do before I die.... |
This is it, kiddies. The complete list. 1. Build a giant mouse trap. 2. Get rocket skates. 3. Use rocket skates. 4. Heal burns from the rocket skates. 5. Get that bazooka. 6. Get that dead ...
Posted by Chocolate Bear on Mon, 09 Apr 2007 11:31:00 PST |
Don't tap-dance to Heavy Metal. |
Why? Cause last time I did, I killed a foreign dude. He's still in my trunk......opps....did I say that?School....it always kinda sucks. Oh, well. I need to write a paper this ...
Posted by Chocolate Bear on Sat, 17 Feb 2007 12:14:00 PST |
I beat Santa in a wrestling match |
Believe me, that fat fellow has a mean streak. Yet I won using my quickness and wits. It's just how I roll.I need a little pin that says "That's how I roll." Cause it's how I roll.Roll!!!!...
Posted by Chocolate Bear on Fri, 15 Dec 2006 10:43:00 PST |
A drunk dentist hurt me once... |
No, a drunk dentist never hurt me. Althrough that would be a pretty funny story. Years from now...when my gums stop bleeding.ELECTION DAY TOMORROW! Can we get a big ol' "I don't care...
Posted by Chocolate Bear on Tue, 07 Nov 2006 10:46:00 PST |
Make 4 lefts and you'll be back in the same spot. |
Wouldn't that be fun?
The Dark Knight. 2008. Heath Ledger is the flippin' Joker. At first, I didn't like it. Yet after thinking about it, I think this guy has the chops to pull...
Posted by Chocolate Bear on Fri, 04 Aug 2006 11:34:00 PST |
Does this dress make me look slinky? |
Geez, I hope not. Cause slinky is not a good look for me. Found that out a bit ago. It was baaaaaaaaaaaad.
Gosh, I'm bored.
Did I just start both of those things with geez and gosh?&...
Posted by Chocolate Bear on Sat, 24 Jun 2006 10:49:00 PST |
I have decided to wear pants in public. |
Well, I was never given a choice on the issue. I was just told to wear pants and shut up. Well, I wanted a choice on the matter. I got my choice and I made my decision. Pa...
Posted by Chocolate Bear on Sat, 13 May 2006 11:24:00 PST |
If you had one wish...give it to me |
I actually would never want a wish. I would just waste it. Not that I wouldn't want it. Knowing my luck, I would somehow waste it. So if I ever find a genie in a bottle, I'm ho...
Posted by Chocolate Bear on Wed, 19 Apr 2006 10:58:00 PST |
I think I'm losing blood here.... |
Nah, I kid. It's the most wondeful time of the year. Christm...I mean, April Fool's. What a great day. Except lots of people expect you to pull crap. But who knows....I m...
Posted by Chocolate Bear on Sat, 01 Apr 2006 02:08:00 PST |
I don't believe it's supposed to be that color. |
Wacky. What a lovely word.
Nailed my speech in speech class. Can you say, "booyaka?"
Writing different scripts. Why? Because I can.
Life is strange.
Blogs are useless.
Surveys ...
Posted by Chocolate Bear on Thu, 23 Mar 2006 10:52:00 PST |
