This religion was founded by Russell Osborne. This is the best religion that makes the most sense out of any that have ever been made. Main sects of Rustolicism include DanBrology, Staposatism, Cashism (also a form of government!), and Metalism. The Twenty-One Suggestions are suggestions which would make life much better and more enjoyable if they are taken to heart, and are striven toward.
The Twenty-One Suggestions of Rustolicism:
Don't litter;
Don't hit girls;
Don't be dumb;
Have fun;
Don't worry, be happy;
Give 100% of what you have each day;
Try your best not to judge (yourself or others);
Don't take anything personally;
Don't lie your way through life;
Be impeccable with your word;
Members of Rustolicism may murder one person during the member's lifetime, as long as Russell approves it;
Live with your decisions and the consequences of those decisions;
Shit happens, deal with it;
Be polite;
Use common sense;
Be nice to everyone;
Have respect for everyone;
Be punctual;
As you grow older, don't grow up;
Live like you were dying;
Rock on.
Life could be great! There are also Additional Suggestions that may be viewed under the Staposatism blog. It is strongly recommended that all Rustolicists read through the Staposatism blog.
