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Whistler

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About Me

My name is Whistler.........I hunt vampires. The world you see isnt what it seems, by night is when the real shit happens.
I had a family once, but one night some fucker comes knocking on my door looking for a place to stay, next thing I know I have to choose which one of my family gets to die first. Now I cant get enough revenge against those blood suckin shits.
Years ago I found a vampire attacking a helpless woman, I grabbed the fucker by the neck and smacked him against the wall, before I finished him, I realised that he was exposed to sunlight, right there and then, I realised what he was, a daywalker, this is where I met Blade. I raised blade like one of my own, tought him to hunt vampires, been partners ever since. But now Im getting to old for this shit, so now I make his weapons and make sure his ass stays off the line.
The hunt for Vampires will never end, but as long as we're out there, we stand a chance.
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CAUGHT YOU FUCKERS AT A BAD TIME?

My Interests

Killin vampires, making weapons, souping up cars, listenin 2 some fuckin awsum tunes. MyGen Profile Generator

I'd like to meet:

I'd like to meet Vampires, so I can kill every fucking one of em.....
And lets hope we see no more of this dick weed

Why its Mr Crispy himself...

Music:

Rock N RollBlade Soundtrack
Blade II Soundtrack
Blade Trinity Soundtrack

Movies:

Blade I

Blade II

Blade Trinity

WHY THESE MOVIES YOU ASK? BECAUSE IM THE FUCKING STAR OF THEM!!!

Television:

Tea Time with Vampires

Books:

How to kill Vampires VOL.1
How to Kill Vampires VOL.2
100 uses of Vampire Ash

Heroes:

Buffy the Vampire Slayer and Van Helsing