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IndianTelemarketer

The Judith Light of MySpace.

About Me



My Interests

I like all kinds of stuff. Art, writing, music, blah blah blah. EH.

I'd like to meet:

Dick Blick, and the guy on the bike.

Music:

Ah what the hell. Might as well make a list: Shudder To Think, Nick Cave, Alien Sex Fiend, Nathan Larson (film musik), Frank Black, The Pixies, Liars, John Cale, of Montreal, Laurie Anderson, Essential Logic, Brian Eno, Johnathan Richmond, Carol King, Throbbing Gristle, Cabert Voltaire, The Dead Milkmen (man, its been years), Kate Bush, Pavement (Sucliffe Catering Song has a particularly special meaning..long story), The Raincoats, Neutral Milk Hotel, Sparks, Laurie Anderson, Coil, Apples In Stereo, Pet Shop Boys, Suicide, Wire, Family Fodder, Harmonia, Tonto's Expanding Headband, The Smiths, limited Dead Kennedys, same goes for The Sex Pistols, Unrest, Devo, and last but not least, Oh Columbus! There are many more, but the many more are alluding me right now. Funny enough, nearly all the bands I've listed are on this site. Funny enough, none of my favorite songs are listed on their profiles. Nuts to that.

Movies:

The Holy Mountian, But I'm A Cheerleader, Buffalo '66, The Brown Bunny, Party Monster, Monster, The Assaination of Richard Nixon, The Business of Fancy Dancing, Hardcore Logo (best shocking ending ever), Willow, Spinal Tap, The House of Yes, In the Company of Men, Best in Show, Mad Max (I and II), Escape from New York, 28 Days Later, The Triplets of Bellville, Muriel's Wedding, a varitey of really bad movies that Cinemax used to play, artsy fartsy wangamangers. **The Rocky Horror Picture Show, Sleep Away Camp boxed set. (thank you shannon, for the reminder!)

Books:

I read "Gravity's Rainbow" and hated it. The lewd parts were good, though. Tsk tsk. Generally true crime stories, short stories, etc. I like writing but don't like reading unless it's my own writing I'm reading. Rainbow.

My Blog

Mario Pepperoni.

I'm not a big feel goodsy, Chicken Soup for the Soul glurger, but this article just about made my morning. http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/05/09/execution.pizza/index.html It's just a shame that the guy di...
Posted by IndianTelemarketer on Thu, 10 May 2007 08:38:00 PST

Son of Seoul.

This is interesting: http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2007/0417071vtech 1.html Richard McBeef. I had read about it before I actually read it, and prepared myself for what was supposed to ...
Posted by IndianTelemarketer on Wed, 18 Apr 2007 08:14:00 PST

Gather 'round the treestump.

I admit that I don't know much about my family. I don't mean "family" as in aunts, uncles, cousins, and grandparents. I mean family as in my ancestry. My mother's people are from Norway, and my father...
Posted by IndianTelemarketer on Mon, 16 Apr 2007 08:08:00 PST

Islandola o' crapola.

I don't know what the problem is. The past few days have been horrible. It's not that anything particular has happened to make them this way, but still, I feel tense. My jaw seems permanently set. I'd...
Posted by IndianTelemarketer on Tue, 27 Mar 2007 08:41:00 PST

Mathlete.

For those of you who don't know, which is pretty much everyone, I'm currently in school so I can be an art teacher. But not middle school, high school, or college. I want to teach chillins. Grade scho...
Posted by IndianTelemarketer on Fri, 16 Mar 2007 05:07:00 PST

A morning with Pretty Ricky.

So, this morning while I was cleaning up I ran across this: I mean. Really. Just look at it. The perfectly groomed hair, the manscaped eyebrows, the coy, cupid-lipped smile, not to mention the narr...
Posted by IndianTelemarketer on Tue, 13 Mar 2007 07:14:00 PST

The Satisfaction of Swearing

Ohhh, what a long weekend it's been. Was. Or still is, considering tomorrow is President's Day and my children will be home from school. Whoa, alright now. That sounded really bad. My kids didn't make...
Posted by IndianTelemarketer on Mon, 19 Feb 2007 08:51:00 PST

The horror-glass figure, girls with beer bottles, and various assortments of crap.

This is how it goes. In order to get to both my math (integrated math, or math for dumb-dumbs) and world history class, I have to climb a couple of flights of stairs. Sure, there's an elevator, but i...
Posted by IndianTelemarketer on Tue, 13 Feb 2007 09:25:00 PST

Frizzle frazzle el sucko mundo.

I know the subject of my blog is nonsense, and that I've esseintally said "frizzle frazzle the suck mundo". I do recall from the six months of introductory Spanish I took in the 8th grade, that "el" m...
Posted by IndianTelemarketer on Thu, 25 Jan 2007 08:16:00 PST

Walking in a wicker wonderland.

See, getting older and becoming an adult never bothered me. I've known (and still know) people who have an almost Warholian fear of maturity, because after all, being a grown up means the end of all t...
Posted by IndianTelemarketer on Wed, 27 Dec 2006 09:00:00 PST