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About Me

There's so much to tell about me. Where do I begin? Well, I'm a 31 year old, college educated cabbie livin' in tha Mad-town. I drive my cab, eat, and sleep, and that's pretty much my life. Sometimes I do actually have a day off, and then I like to kick it with my homeys, often at the Inferno. I hope to be a rich and famous film producer some day, and from there I would like to move on to complete world domination, but I'm taking it slowly for now. It's all about the baby steps. Well, that about sums it up. Thanks for reading. And please don't masturbate to any of the pics in my photo album. That's just nasty.
You Are Not Scary
Everyone loves you. Isn't that sweet? How Scary Are You?Your results:
You are Spider-Man Spider-Man 80% Superman 70% The Flash 70% Green Lantern 65% Hulk 60% Supergirl 55% Wonder Woman 55% Robin 50% Catwoman 50% Iron Man 45% Batman 40% You are intelligent, witty,
a bit geeky and have great
power and responsibility.
Click here to take the "Which Superhero are you?" quiz...
Your Birthdate: December 24
You understand people well and are a natural born therapist.
A peacemaker, people always seem to get along when you are around.
You tend to be a father or mother figure to friends, even to those older than you.
You enjoy your role, and you find that you are close to many people.
Your strength: Your devotion
Your weakness: Reliance on others for happiness
Your power color: Lilac
Your power symbol: Heart
Your power month: June What Does Your Birth Date Mean?

My Interests

Working, working, working, and boozing to relieve the stress of working. I also like puppy dogs and long walks on the beach.
You're Totally Sarcastic
You sarcastic? Never! You're as sweet as a baby bunny.
Seriously, though, you have a sharp tongue - and you aren't afraid to use it.
And if people are too wimpy to deal with your attitutde, then too bad. So sad. How Sarcastic Are You?

I'd like to meet:

I would like to meet a voluptuous 19 year old billionairess who cooks and cleans, but in reality I will settle for just about anyone who will lay there and not press charges afterwards. Low self esteem is a plus. Do you think you might fit the bill? If so, please call me; I'm desperate.

Music:

Breakbeat, trance, old school hip-hop, 80's pop & new wave, classic rock, & a little bit of Sinatra.NO COUNTRY!!!
You Are An ESTP
The Doer

You are adventurous and risk taking. You act first, think second.
You love being the center of attention. Chances are you were the class clown.
Competitive, charming, and charasmatic - you have your own code of honor.
You live a flexible life, bouncing between a series of activies that interest you.

You would make a great salesperson, marketing director, or entrepreneur. What's Your Personality Type?

Movies:

I like all kinds of movies, particularly horror, comedy, action, and sci-fi. I particularly like mind-fuck movies where you don't really know what's going on until the end (if at all), like Videodrome, Twelve Monkeys, and Memento. I love a lot of the really low-brow comedies that everybody else claims to hate, such as Harold & Kumar and Deuce Bigelow. I also really love quirky cult movies such as Repo Man, Orgazmo, UHF, and Rocky Horror. The more shootouts, gunfights, explosions, naked coeds, and dick jokes in a movie, the better. Anything by Lloyd Kaufman (Toxic Avenger, Class of Nuke 'Em High, etc.) is an instant classic as far as I'm concerned.
You Are 94% Evil
You're the most evil person you know.
The devil is even a little scared of you! How Evil Are You?

Television:

Mostly cartoons (South Park, Simpsons, Futurama, Family Guy, American Dad, Boondocks, Aqua Teen Hunger Force). I also love BBC comedy (Benny Hill, Monty Python, The Young Ones, Bottom, Father Ted), Wonder Showzen, Puppets Who Kill, Lost, The 4400, Scrubs, 24, Heroes, Prison Break
Your Political Profile:
Overall: 55% Conservative, 45% Liberal
Social Issues: 0% Conservative, 100% Liberal
Personal Responsibility: 50% Conservative, 50% Liberal
Fiscal Issues: 100% Conservative, 0% Liberal
Ethics: 25% Conservative, 75% Liberal
Defense and Crime: 100% Conservative, 0% Liberal How Liberal Or Conservative Are You?

Books:

Anything by Douglas Adams, Irvine Welsh, Kurt Vonnegut, or Chuck Palahniuk.

Heroes:

Benny Hill, Freddy Krueger, Quentin Tarantino, Ralph Nader, Adam Carolla & Dr Drew, Hugh Hefner, Trey Parker & Matt Stone, Frank Castle, Bender Rodriguez, Plato, Al Bundy, Ted Bundy

My Blog

The internet has let me down =(

So, I hop on the internet to look for some scissor sex porn, and I find absolutely NOTHING. Zilch. Zero. Nada. Who would have thought that there was any sexual practice no...
Posted by Special K on Sun, 01 Jul 2007 10:24:00 PST

My Lost theory

This is so simple. I cannot believe I did not think of it sooner. The entire series is just a very elaborate episode of Ashton Kutcher's Punk'd, with the joke being on Charlie (the washed ...
Posted by Special K on Wed, 01 Nov 2006 06:42:00 PST

Baby Chipper! =)

This is perhaps the greatest video game ever made. Better than GTA, Goldeneye, and Tomb Raider all rolled into one. Enjoy. http://www.arcadestorm.com/games/babychipper.php...
Posted by Special K on Fri, 22 Sep 2006 03:08:00 PST