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Pallas Helen

Despite all my rage I am still just a rat in a cage.

About Me


Facey b?

My Interests

You ain't a beauty but hey, you're alright.

I'd like to meet:

The man who killed MySpace.And also myself.

Music:

Last fm?

Movies:

The Rocky Horror Picture Show, Grease, Star Wars, Withnail and I, Bring It On, Lady and the Tramp, Calamity Jane, Flash Gordon, High Fidelity, Boys Don't Cry, Not Another Teen Movie, The Godfather

Television:

Quantum Leap, The Simpsons, My Name is Earl, Family Guy, CSI, CSI:MIAMI, CSI:NY, Spaced, The Sopranos, Max and Paddy's Road to Nowhere, Frasier, Looney Tunes

Books:

Metamorphoses, Teddy Robinson, The Wasp Factory, Anne of Green Gables, The Tiger Who Came To Tea, His Dark Materials, Angus, Thongs and Full Frontal Snogging, The Oxford Book of Love Poetry (it's my fave). I don't only like children's books though, I swear.

Heroes:



My Blog

private blogs? you're a twat.

oh, piss off and let me judge you already. alternatively, stop writing your innermost bullshit on the internet. it's so fucking attention seeking, granted it works, it gets my attention, but...
Posted by Pallas Helen on Fri, 28 Dec 2007 06:36:00 PST

phlegm, a perfect example of onomatopoeia and why i hate couples.

so here i sit, surrounded by my spoils of christmas (i won't lie to you, it's mainly chocolate) and i am considering the past year, the laughs, the loves, the lies, the lamenting. and frankly i have c...
Posted by Pallas Helen on Wed, 26 Dec 2007 08:29:00 PST

shayne wards leading lady

i am presently watching shayne ward's new song on the hits. if you asked me the name i couldn't tell you, yet it's still outraging me a little. basically because the lead lady appears to defy all rule...
Posted by Pallas Helen on Wed, 17 Oct 2007 05:18:00 PST

going away

having spent the last few days mulling over the idea of getting older and going to university (may or may not have been aided by listening to a lot of 'angsty' teenage music, yeah i'm talking paramor...
Posted by Pallas Helen on Sun, 16 Sep 2007 05:00:00 PST

my complexion and the moons

i have half an hour until dizzee rascal is supposedly on channel 4 and i was re-reading my old blogs which put me in the right old spirit. school has come to an end and it would appear the time i...
Posted by Pallas Helen on Sun, 03 Jun 2007 03:51:00 PST

THE ROOM'S COVERED IN MIRRORS, WHY DO YOU THINK I CAN'T SEE YOU DO THAT?

ah, the hairdressers. i think this may have come up in a blog before the great blog purges last year (i was overcome with an urge to delete everything from before i went to italy, but only managed&nbs...
Posted by Pallas Helen on Sun, 15 Apr 2007 01:14:00 PST

i don't get soft skin, no no, i get ORANGE SKIN. LIKE A BIG ORANGE.

i have very little shame, something already well known about me. thus, i feel the need to tell everybody things that i probably shouldn't, but it's only because i don't want people to think i'm not al...
Posted by Pallas Helen on Mon, 05 Mar 2007 11:56:00 PST

i will never be the slayer.

alas. today, whilst pouring sugary things (i even start the day on a healthy note) into a bowl i came to a startling realisation, meaning the sugary wheaty things then went flying everywhere. i realis...
Posted by Pallas Helen on Wed, 28 Feb 2007 02:21:00 PST

throwing elegance to the wind

all i want is to have a snowball fight. the snow is good for only two things; teachers not making it to lessons and all out warfare. the rest of the time i consider snow an enemy, a tricksy enemy who ...
Posted by Pallas Helen on Wed, 24 Jan 2007 08:40:00 PST

i am so angry.

whatever cunt stole my wallet last night, i hope they fucking die. fucking cunt. what the fuck. you fucking scummy fucking cunt. to be fair it's possible i simply dropped it, but then i don't have an ...
Posted by Pallas Helen on Sat, 13 Jan 2007 03:27:00 PST