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Emilyna Queen of Keen

emilythejones

About Me


I wouldn't be funny if I was thin
I have never eaten...
A kiwi
A cornish (or any type of) pasty
Tuna
Candyfloss
Tiramasu
Quiche
Scrambled egg
Marmalade
A jam sandwich
A snickers bar
Marmite
Flying saucer sweets
Salmon
I love...
Jesus. Fact.
THE WHO WOULD YOU DROWN GAME
Typing in capitals to signify how keen i am
Sex and the city
Picnics
Popworld
Pash
Neighbours
When Shannon messages me with links to pictures of people who look ugly or funny
Shouting
My own painful arrogance
Singing until my throat hurts
The BZUK posse...ey ay oh
My friends, including the people in books that I believe are my friends.
That my dad is old and my mum is small
The 'talking about relationships where the girl is older than the guy' game, still getting the hang of that one...
Mr Carson
The photosticker machine in Grants
The classical name game
'This' and 'The pond game'
Thinking prime numbers divide by 5 & 2
Telling the same story ALL the time.
Making Rachel sit down with laughter
Barbershop unchained melody
Getting post
Mystery Mansion
Classics
Mint sauce
ModMySpace Profile Customizer
I'm fairly certain this sums up my life perfectly...

My Interests

Food, specifically the mushy bit of apple crumble

Music:

Wham!, Boyzone, Dolly Parton, Patsy Cline, the Fratellis, Bon Jovi

Movies:

Films that make me cry. Specifically those about weddings or meteors speeding towards the earth.

Television:

Neighbours Sex and the City and Desperate Housewives

Books:

I had a book list. A virus took it away. All i can remember is i like the Godfather and The Bible. That will do.

My Blog

What University has taught me...

Having been at uni for nearly a term now I felt I should probably be returning home brimming with knowledge and quoting Plato, Aristotle and the like. In fact this is the sum total of everything I hav...
Posted by Emilyna Queen of Keen on Tue, 27 Nov 2007 04:02:00 PST

Goodbyes

I warn you now I'm far too emotional to be posting a blog, ah well you love it. I was thinking today that goodbyes are probably the worst things ever. It's fine in a way because I know I'll see my gir...
Posted by Emilyna Queen of Keen on Fri, 21 Sep 2007 09:04:00 PST

Do you not think...

it's interesting how many people assume your business is their business?Now I'm not normally one to blog but really it's amazing. Try it; make one comment / do one thing out of the ordinary and t...
Posted by Emilyna Queen of Keen on Tue, 24 Apr 2007 11:43:00 PST

My new video

The new video on my profile is boyzone's first ever single. It was only released in Ireland and it got to number 1. It is the first and only time they let Mikey sing. It is a work of genius. When me a...
Posted by Emilyna Queen of Keen on Mon, 24 Jul 2006 02:27:00 PST

An amazing story

EMILYA AND THE PIKE (Russian)Once there was a boy naned Emilya, who lived with his mother way out in the country. He was very lazy, he didn't like to do anything but lie on the stove, where it was alw...
Posted by Emilyna Queen of Keen on Mon, 12 Jun 2006 02:49:00 PST

Neighbours

I am in shock!!! I just thought I'd share with the world how appalled I am at today's neighbours..."Harold Bishop:Murderer" just doesn't work. That man has been the perfect example to me of how I shou...
Posted by Emilyna Queen of Keen on Mon, 13 Mar 2006 10:24:00 PST

hmmm

hmmm so this is myspace eh? I gave in to peer pressure so here I am you lucky lucky people!
Posted by Emilyna Queen of Keen on Tue, 21 Feb 2006 12:47:00 PST