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WrongPlanet

I am here for Friends

About Me

I came on alittle strong the first time, so I got in a good mood and tried this again...------------------I love seeing that look on someones face when you are saying something they have always wished you would say to them;hanging on every word; hope floating in a tear at the edge of their eye.... AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH! FUCK THAT HAPPY SHIT! Can't eat, can't sleep-fuck the clowns; I ATE THEM! ----- People who have accepted that acceptance is not giving up. ----- One's who are not easily offended: IT'S MY SOAP AND IT'S MY DICK; I WILL WASH IT AS FAST AS I WANT TO! That...is me! Not a book, and not a movie! Me got moxie! Moxie, me got! Actually, I have never had one; too young, but I hear that it tasted better than CokaCola or Pepsi-evvvven!. May be a bit looney, but I kinda like it! Besides, it's in all the right ways! Isn't it? Who gives a fuck anyway. Don't ask!!!!: ----- The following is a message from the emergency broadcast system and a little book called-'How To Win Friends And Influence People': How old are you? Who the fuck cares? I'm not here because I need to get MORE SHIT in my diet, I thought that since writing is a great outlet for me, it might work to get some interaction. -:----- Yup- I'm bald, but so's my dick! I'll put a little bow tie on it and wear it as a hat; if that'll make you feel better. I'm over it, now it's your turn.--------------- When you read the following words, imagine that they are said by a shaky ass skinny junky wearing no shirt, a fucked up hat, and fuzzy paints. He has bad breath and is all up in yo face talking really, really, really, really fast (5th element, the dude trying to rob Bruce at his front door), "BALL TONGUE! Had a friend, she had one and she had a little ball to put on top of it that was just fuck'n GREAT! I think it was called a 'second tongue', can't remember, but it was just fuck'n GREAT! Everyone should get one. DUDE! EVERYONE SHOULD HAVE ONE!!!"

My Interests

Change', People, da Shizzzzznit Looney Fucks who are just as comfy talking to themselves as to anyone else and are also easily entertained; if you're not, then there is something wrong!-kinda people, Sci-Fi, Cat's crack me up; even more than people!, Computers (building, maintiaining, etc.), Writing, Art (though there is never enough time to do everything), fetish (very broad subject: not too wacko, just fun and I am NOT a Sub. Having every flavor of icecream there is, so I can finally decide on a godDAMN favorite! Another interest is to meet people with out commitment issues. Whacko's! Everything is reactive, except our minds; the one thing that CAN take initiative. But, then I could be totally wrong and could not possibly choose the wine infront of you! SOUND A LITTLE ABSURD? IT SHOULD! THAT'S THE POINT. Since when did growing up mean that you loose the insanity. It' keeps one young and sharp. Awwwwww, some LoOneY NinJa dEatH grip he has, and at such a young age!

I'd like to meet:

On The Road-"I shambled after as I've been doing all my life after people who interest me, because the only people for me are the mad ones, the ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved (*even if only by themself), desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars and in the middle you see the blue centerlight pop and everybody goes 'Awwwwww!'" I'll let this speak for me, not because I can't but because I would just be typing the same thing in different words. (*)I add these words

Music:

Industrial, (Cubanate, 242, KMFDM, NITZER EBB, all of it!(Too much to list, but not so much Power Noise-there just has to be a fuck'n method to the madness). Rock (Tool, Audioslave, same band different lead-Rage, Stabbing Westward, Clutch, NIN, etc.). Acid Jazz/Trip Hop (Portishead), Outside of that, my taste is quite eclectic.

Movies:

-SFW- The Salton Sea- SPUN- Trainspotting- Lilo and STITCH-A Beautiful Mind- Fight Club, Boondock Saints- The Fifth Element- 12 Monkeys-The Cell-The Professional (Leon)- The City of Lost Chrildren- The Abyss- Amelie- He Loves Me-He Loves Me Not- Alien- Aliens-Fuck the 3rd Alien movie!(bitch didn't want anyguns, so they had to fuck the script) -Alien:Resurrenction- The Truth About Charlie (ahhhhhh)- La Femme Nakita- Femme Fatale (her CHARACTER reminds me of my X, Christine! see my pics for the 'black flaming tits'/Chris)- Galdiator- Three Kings- Suicide Kings- Poolhall Junkies- The Royal Tenenbaums- Blackhawk Down- Three Musketeers- Count of Monte Cristo-Run Lola Run (thanx for the reminder, Jaz) *The list is far to large and growing.

Television:

-Six Feet Under -Carnival -Band Of Brothers -Dead Like Me -Enterprise -24 -The Shield

Books:

American Psycho (READ IT!; the movie sucked ass!)Everything by Frank Herbert (he wrote a lot more than the Dune chronicles), The Count of Monte Cristo(favorite when I was young), The Three Musketeers, some Brian Lumely, The Costimic Trigger, Cosmic Consciousness, The Dubliners, The Pearl (John Steinbeck), No Exit (Jean Paul Sartre) *The list is far to large and growing.

Heroes:

STITCH-Anyone who is not affraid to live and love. Who realizes that lovers have to be fighters, but fighters don't have to love. That honor binds YOU. That there is a difference between fearlessness and stupidity, blah, blah, blah,......I stop talking when I am sleeping! Been working on that one for years!;p -and Bill the cat says, "thrpppppppppp!"

My Blog

Stupi(unt

When one thinks of a puzzle in the tradition sense, one tends to think of a box of variously shaped pieces which somehow fit together to form the picture on the front of the box. That picture is the p...
Posted by WrongPlanet on Wed, 05 Oct 2005 10:59:00 PST

OPTOMETRY on the dark side : just a bad day or things that I should not post to my journal, but do anyway.

Sunday, December 21, 2003 OPTOMETRY on the dark side : just a bad day or things that I should not post to my journal, but do anyway.... What has gone through my mind so far today? Tip of the ic...
Posted by WrongPlanet on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

mantra -vs- entropy

Tuesday, December 23, 2003 mantra -vs- entropy... (12-23-03) I must nullify entropy, for it is as old as matter and cannot be slain. I do this in order to learn new skills, justify the ones I ...
Posted by WrongPlanet on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

a little something I sent to DJREKAHOE

And now a message from the Player Haten' Academy: I might be a Shithead?! But-if you'd get your hand off of that babies leg, you call a dick, long enough you check your email, then you'd know to ca...
Posted by WrongPlanet on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

And What To My Wondering Eyes Should Appear? -what does Travieso do when he is bored?or THE FUCKER KILLED SANTA!

He was covered in soot and as he turned around the soot on his uniform made a black cloud around him. He looked at me in haste and asked, "Little man, I hate to ask, but I really got to take a shit! ...
Posted by WrongPlanet on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Happy Fuck'n Birthday! WHATEVER!

It's my birthday and I can spell FUCK'N however I FUCK'N want to! whatever!!! Here's to jerk'n my own chain! whatever!!!!! Here's to everyone who had to do the same! whatever!!!!!!! I HATE ...
Posted by WrongPlanet on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Approximately 9" 's

I wonder as I wander, which is what lost me the trail to begin with. No finding it in the dark, anyhow. If I sleep now, maybe daylight will bring new hope. But days pass to weeks and so on (You kno...
Posted by WrongPlanet on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Anger management and The difference between a recreational user , an addict, and a user of ____:

A. The recreational user will still require a reason to be pissed at you. B. The addict, if you stick around long enough, will just start making shit up and keep making new shit the longer the argu...
Posted by WrongPlanet on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Condensed and MINE, ALLLLLLLL, MINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A little prose, a little peotry to get my thoughts straight and true. On friendship...wasted.Capacity-vs-Quantity by T.N. Garrett You stand on the shore , but staring at the fish in a shallow pu...
Posted by WrongPlanet on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Was once said that "lifes too short to be wasted on the precious few". What a waste of BREATH. If they be truely PRECIOUS, then they are truely of great worth; beloved and dear, therefore noth...
Posted by WrongPlanet on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST