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Carol

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

Sassy, I like to be able to talk to someone about any topic and maybe learn a new perspective or two. I believe I'm fun to be around and a true friend.I've been told I give great hugs.I have a VERY bad back so I don't go skydiving, ride motorcycles, or rock climbing. Sorry boys. What horrible Edward Gorey Death will you die?
You will sink in a mire. You like to think you're normal, but deep down you really just want to strip off your clothes and roll around in chicken fat.
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You are The Sun

Happiness, Content, Joy.

The meanings for the Sun are fairly simple and consistent.

Young, healthy, new, fresh. The brain is working, things that were muddled come clear, everything falls into place, and everything seems to go your way.

The Sun is ruled by the Sun, of course. This is the light that comes after the long dark night, Apollo to the Moon's Diana. A positive card, it promises you your day in the sun. Glory, gain, triumph, pleasure, truth, success. As the moon symbolized inspiration from the unconscious, from dreams, this card symbolizes discoveries made fully consciousness and wide awake. You have an understanding and enjoyment of science and math, beautifully constructed music, carefully reasoned philosophy. It is a card of intellect, clarity of mind, and feelings of youthful energy.

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GUAN YIN
Guanyin is the bodhisattva of Compassion & Motherhood—symbol of Unconditional Love, and the champion of the unfortunate and all those in trouble. Her name means "observing the cries of the world," and she is often seen in her white robes and royal necklaces, carrying a water jar of pure water in her right hand, and a willow branch in her left. She is sometimes flanked by the two legendary warriors Guan Yu and Wei Tuo. You are a warm and kind person who feels the pain of others and often cannot say no. Though altruistic in motive, you are nonetheless addicted to your own self-satisfaction of a deed well-done, and this need to help can sometimes make you seem clingy. You are likely an ENFJ (growth-teacher), ISFJ (caretaker), INFJ (counselor), ENFP (social philosopher) or ESFJ (dutiful host) personality type, and your enneagram is #2, The Giver. Because you put others before yourself, yours is the fourth chakra: Anahata (heart), and associated with unconditional love. Your aura is suffused with the color Green, denoting your generosity.
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My Interests

Piercings, tatoos, music, movies, going out, great conversations, good food.

I'd like to meet:

Rich men, outlaw bikers, and midget drag queens.

Music:

PJ Harvey, Ella Fitzgerald, Oingo Boingo, Dead Can Dance, Cocteau Twins, Ethyl Meatplow, Elvis, Elvis, Mr. Cash, X, The Cramps, Tom Waits, Nick Cave, Iggy Pop and THE ALL SEEING, ALL KNOWING, ALL ROCKIN', BEST BAND IN THE WORLD... Tenacious D... just for an example. I like almost everything.

Movies:

Moulin Rouge, Boondock Saints, Goonies, Your Mom's Porno, Galaxy Quest, Nightmare Before Christmas, Leon the Professional, Cannibal the Musical

Television:

Adult Swim,Animal Precinct, Cold Case Files, Emergency Vets, Farscape, Forensic Files, Law and Order SVU, Monk, Reno 911.

Books:

Learned Pigs and Fireproof Women, Edgar Allen Poe, Lewis Carroll, the Dictionary

Heroes:

My mother and father, My friend Carolyn Temple, Fr. Mike Smith R.I.P., the MDA campers, their families, and the staff and volunteers of MDA Camp.

My Blog

The Best Horoscopes

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20 - Feb. 13) You have an inventive mind and are inclined to be progressive. You lie a great deal. On the other hand, you are inclined to be careless and impractical causing you to make...
Posted by Carol on Wed, 14 May 2008 12:00:00 PST

New Years, old fears

When it gets down to the end of each year I get depressed. It's as if the new year means this whole last year didn't count. I feel like I've gotten nowhere in life even though I know that isn't the ca...
Posted by Carol on Sat, 30 Dec 2006 11:11:00 PST

Fucking

This is a real place and a real article that was placed about it....
Posted by Carol on Sun, 10 Dec 2006 07:48:00 PST

Before you drink, know this...

Before you order a drink in public, you should read this! Seven New York City bartenders were asked if they could 'nail' a woman's personality based on what she drinks. Though interviewed separately, ...
Posted by Carol on Mon, 23 Oct 2006 09:47:00 PST

Naughty Horoscopes... Hilarious... I'm a Leo

Naughty HoroscopesVirgo (Aug 23 - Sept. 22)--This is the MOST confused sign on the planet. This sign is pretty realistic: No Frills. They love to fuck in showers not because it's kinky...but because o...
Posted by Carol on Sun, 24 Sep 2006 12:02:00 PST

An Ode To My Uterus

Why must you torture me so?
Posted by Carol on Thu, 30 Mar 2006 12:48:00 PST

Funny

Pedro was driving down the street in a sweat because he had an important meeting and couldn't find a parking place. Looking up toward heaven, he said "Lord, take pity on me. If you find me a parking p...
Posted by Carol on Fri, 10 Mar 2006 10:24:00 PST

Female comebacks

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?>Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.>>Man: Is this seat empty?>Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.>>Man: Your plac...
Posted by Carol on Mon, 05 Dec 2005 12:03:00 PST

Suck My Kiss

Part Passionate Kisser For you, kissing is about all about following your urgesIf someone's hot, you'll go in for the kiss - end of storyYou can keep any relationship hot with your steamy kisses...
Posted by Carol on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Swedish Potato Bologna Sausage Time!

That's right boys and girls, it's that time of year again. For those of you who don't know the story already, my father's side of the family gets together once a year and we LINK OUR OWN SAUSAGE. That...
Posted by Carol on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST