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Colt 45

What's going on with the world today? Fuck it. Live to laugh.

About Me

Lived in the Bay Area, in Cali, All my life. I like to rip the bong, read Time magazine, watch a lot of funny stuff... love comedy.. love driving, and racing and all that... but I don't drive on the streets like I used to.. I do graphics.. Like the background? I put down "average" on my body type cuz I ain't "slim/slender", or "athletic". I'm active though. I like to get out as much as I can. go out and do shit. I like to dance, and I can dance. I like to golf too.. I'm tryin' anyway.. Don't know how that came about.. but it's good for concentration and physical focus.. which you need if you smoke as much pot as I do.. I likes the drinky drink too. I'm a moderate drinker; meaning I drink smart enough to not freak out and abstain from alcohol, then binge and go smash shit up (you know who you are..) There's a bunch more.. but it's 3am, and that's good enough for now...
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1. Taken a picture naked? I got's muh half-nekkid pic right there!
2. Painted your room? Only with Paintballs and Gunpowder... LOL!
3. Made out with a member of the same sex? Fuck no. Ew.
4. Drove a car? Ohh my sweet sweet dead prelude..
5. Danced in front of your mirror? Gyeah, Cuz I'm too sexy beyotch!
6. Have a crush? don' think so..
7. Been dumped? sure.
8. Stole money from a friend? sometimes...only to give it back later and laugh at the dummy for making it too easy..
9. Gotten in a car with people you just met? yeah.. don't do that... you could end up on a ten hour ride in a white box-truck around the bay area with a meth addict... Don't Ask.
10. Been in a fist fight? yep.
11. Snuck out of YOUR house? Yeah, just cuz it was late.
12. Had feelings for someone who didn't have them back? I guess for a day or two.
13. Been arrested? Hahaha... I'll leave a simple yes on this one..
14. Made out with a stranger? ... yeah
15. Met up with a member of the opposite sex somewhere? Yup.
16. Left your house with out telling your parents? yes.
17. Had a crush on your neighbor? Sure.. got a couple of hot ones right now matter of fact. is that what they mean by crush? this shit's obviously written by a woman..
18. Ditched school to do something more fun? of course..
19. Slept in a bed with a member of the same sex? No.
20. Seen someone die? I suppose not.
21. Been on a plane? 1000's of miles
22. Kissed a picture? don't think so.. but maybe when I was younger
23. Slept in until 3? 2-3 times in one laying at one point in time..
24. Love someone or miss someone right now? nope.
25. Laid on your back and watched cloud shapes go by? Yup.
26. Made a snow angel? not snow..
27. Played dress up? no.
28. Cheated while playing a game? a videogame, sure.. probably been caught, just fuckin' around on other games.. NEVER in Poker.
29. Been lonely? sure i guess
30. Fallen asleep at work/school? Both..
31. Been to a club? I can dance the night away baby!
32. Felt an earthquake? California. nuff said
33. Touched a snake? yeah
34. Ran a red light? yup
35. Been suspended from school? yup
36. Had detention? yup
37. Been in a car accident? yup.. Damn this is looking bad..
38. Hated the way you look(ed)? not in a loong time.
39. Witnessed a crime? I'd say so.
40. Pole danced? never had the chance... but I'm open to requests.. lol
41. Been lost? when I was like 3 or 4.
42. Been to the opposite side of the country? Yup
43. Felt like dying? nah, not really
44. Cried yourself to sleep? nope
46. Sang karaoke? yup
47. Done something you told yourself you wouldn't? yeah
48. Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose? Beer hurts..
49. Caught a snowflake on your tongue? nah
50. Kissed in the rain? Yeah
51. Sang in the shower? "ain't nobody dope as me III feel so fresh and clean"
52. Made love in a park? Don't think so.. but almost..!
53. Had a dream that you married someone? not that I remember..
54. Glued your hand to something? No.
55. Got your tongue stuck to a flag pole? No.
56. Ever gone to school partially naked? no.
57. Been a cheerleader? No.
58. Sat on a roof top? Yup.. smoked my first entire blunt on my rooftop when I was younger..
59. Didn't take a shower for a week? Pre-middleschool, yeah
60. Ever too scared to watch scary movies alone? no.
61. Played chicken in the pool? ??
62. Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on? no
63. Been told you're hot by a complete stranger? yeah. ;)
64. Broken a bone? chipped a shin? Nope. Neva!
65. Been easily amused? pretty easily
66. Laugh so hard you cry? All the Time.
67. Mooned/flashed someone? Yep
68. Cheated on a test? Don't think so.
69. Forgotten someone's name? All the time... but I'm always getting better.. Depends on the day now..
70. Slept naked? yup.
71. Gone skinny dipping? yup.
73. Blacked out from drinking? Haha... I pulled a "dude where's my car" before that movie came out.. it was on the other side of the bay...
74. Played a prank on someone? It's been a while... but I'm sure I do it mentally every day.
75. Gone to a late night movie? yup.
76. Made out to anything not human? Ew. No.
77. Failed a class? Sure.
78. Choked on something you're not supposed to eat? nah
79. Played an instrument for more than 10 accumulated hours? nope.
80. Cheated on a girl/boyfriend? No.
81. Did you celebrate the 4th of July? Oh yeah.. One of my favs..
82. Thrown strange objects? yup.
83. Felt like killing someone? only when there's a reason..
84. Felt like running away? Never. I stand my ground.
85. Ran away? no.
86. Did drugs? Yeah.
87. Did more then 3 types of drugs? Yeah...
88. Had detention and not attend it? nah
89. Made a parent cry? probably... :(
90. Cried over someone? yeah.. man.. i was kindof a wuss when I was younger.. This questionair sucks. heh.
91. Owned more than 5 sharpies? Yeah
92. Dated someone more than once? Nope
93. Had/Have a dog? Max and Ozzy right now.. I'll post pics soon..
95. Own an instrument? Don't think so..
96. Been in a band? sang a few times.. with roaring success I might add... And Laughter..
97. Drank 25 sodas in a day? god I hope not.. Damn.
98. Broken a CD? Chuck the shitty ones in a microwave!
99. Shot a gun? Used to hunt when I was younger.. Killed for food, not sport. I think sport killing is fucked up.. So yeah.. shot plenty. Finally this survey gives me a little fricken' Redemption from my younger years..
100. Liked one of your best/good friends? Yeah.. but too little too late.

Well that it!!.. Damn.. I hate these things... but if this is the last I do.. I'll be a happy man..

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Music:

I'll listen to anything that's good.. cept country.. I could make an exception for some songs with a rock lean i suppose.. but mostly i listen to rap and hiphop and all that yaddadaimeeen!!! .. Fa sho -- Use The Next Button To Navigate Through The Videos -
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Movies:

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Television:

.. The Daily Show, With Jon Stewart... Commander in HILARIOUS! .. Colbert Report -- Wise Words.. hahaha .. .. I loves me the stand-up comedy.. .. .. Awww I could've Smoked that Pot!

My Blog

Another Lesson Learned.....

So I was working the cash register..   and working where I do, I sell mostly music, but movies, and all types of stuff..  I was ringing up a guy customer, who among other things was buying a...
Posted by Colt 45 on Thu, 19 Oct 2006 11:57:00 PST

Damnit.. Fuckin' Jack'In'The'Box.

So I leave work around 10 at night, and head to kfc for some chicken.  "Closed" K.F.C. was..  Sunavabitch!  So I go to jack in the box, order my food, Declined!-my card was.  FUCK!...
Posted by Colt 45 on Sat, 14 Oct 2006 01:57:00 PST

YO!!! I'm Back!

What up yall!  Glad to be back to myspace... It's been a long time.. and since Everyone and there moms, dads, sisters, brothers, neices, nephews cousins is on here now...  Anyway... I look f...
Posted by Colt 45 on Wed, 30 Aug 2006 04:42:00 PST