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Shakes

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About Me

My name is John. I am 35 years old and have lived in the Houston area most of my life. I did spend about 10 years in Ruidoso, New Mexico. I moved back to Texas when I had to find a job. I love Texas but this town is getting way too big. I married a great lady in 97 and I am still married. Who would have guessed? I am a computer geek / quality guy; you know that recording you hear when you call tech support - "This call may be recorded for quality reasons" - I am the guy that has to listen to all those calls. I can speak “Indian” real well now. We have no kids, but we do have a dog - a yellow lab named Kane. No, I do not think he is a child, he is a dog. Any time I start thinking he is my son I just remind myself he can lick is own... well you know - that helps me remember he is a dog. After all if he was my son that would be a trait that I would have too (Licking myself.) I can't do it... not that I have tried. No Really! Sometimes, I can offend with the jokes I tell. So.. If I offend you let me know so I know not to do it again. Other wise I may drive you away.
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My Interests

anything naked

I'd like to meet:

I like laid back people. Hot women are great too. However, my wife has cut into my dating life a lot :-). Talk to me. I don't bite... Hard.. Well that is not true. I do bite hard and sometimes I scratch and run away. But talk to me anyway.

Music:

Creed, Green day, Country... That type stuff.


Movies:

Action movies and Porn... Porn with Action would be cool too. LOL

Books:

Book on audio. I am lazy.

Heroes:

Anyone that can fly and burn holes in metal with their eyes... Oh! and scooby doo.