TWO LINER [LAST SHOW - TBA!!]

About Me

a rock and roll band that kicks more ass then Stone Cold Steve Austin himself so watch out you little fucks because Two Liner will eat you up, shit you out, eat you as shit again and then puke because they just ate shit....fuck you grandpa i wanna rock!

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Bruce Nuclear...Master Ninjas and possess great skill the art of SKA!

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Member Since: 11/10/2004
Band Website: purevolume.com/twoliner
Band Members: Christian V - Lead Vocals/Guitar
Eddie K - Bass/BG Vocals
Mat P - Lead Guitar
Travis J - Drums
Josh W - Vocals n' Shit

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Contact us at: [email protected]

Influences: AC/DC, Led Zeppelin, The Charge, The Beatles, KISS, ZZ Top, Jimi Hendrix, BTO, Rush, Spinal Tap, Guns N Roses, NOFX, Rancid, April Wine, Iron Maiden, Danko Jones, The Hives, Turbonergo and Terry & Deaner
Sounds Like: "opening a can of GOD"
Type of Label: None

My Blog

Two Liner's "Turn Up The Good, Turn Down The Suck" NOW AVALIBLE!

FINALLY...after a long hard wait, it's here. Two Liner's first full length album, "Turn Up The Good, Turn Down The Suck" is now avalible. We'll be selling them at all of our shows and are looking into...
Posted by TWO LINER [LAST SHOW - TBA!!] on Sat, 09 Dec 2006 02:08:00 PST

Two Liner and The Month of December

Hey Everyone, So the month of December is upon us and we're super excited! Not only for Santa, Eddie turning 19 (equaling us getting hammered all the time) but finally...the time has come for our firs...
Posted by TWO LINER [LAST SHOW - TBA!!] on Fri, 01 Dec 2006 12:57:00 PST

Two Liner Turns Two Daddy!!

Yesterday, Two Liner, friends, and family celebrated our 2 year birthday (...and Mats sisters wedding), in the fashionable way of drinking at an open bar. We're getting old! These 2 years have be...
Posted by TWO LINER [LAST SHOW - TBA!!] on Mon, 21 Aug 2006 08:31:00 PST

A NEW FOUND GLORY IN TWO LINER (UPDATED)

NO, we're not talking about the pop punk band, we're talking about the future of Two Liner. For the past few monthes, the TL camp hasnt had the edge and enthuseasium we used to have&nbs...
Posted by TWO LINER [LAST SHOW - TBA!!] on Tue, 25 Jul 2006 03:33:00 PST

TWO LINER AND CUT OFF RECORDS!

Our good friend Usher has started up Cut Off Records and we are pleased to announce that we, Two Liner, are the first band to be under this new label. So go check out www.myspace.com/cutoffrecord...
Posted by TWO LINER [LAST SHOW - TBA!!] on Tue, 04 Apr 2006 07:29:00 PST

TWO LINER IS LOOKING FOR SHOWS!

Hello Everyone, Two Liner, a Kitchener based Rock n Roll band, is looking to play some shows in the up-coming months. As much as we love our hometown, we're looking to get out there and do some more o...
Posted by TWO LINER [LAST SHOW - TBA!!] on Tue, 07 Mar 2006 01:26:00 PST

ATTENTION: ALL LADIES!!!

Are you hot? Do men like to stare at you for long periods of time? Are you easy and/or like to be naked? If you answered yes to at least one of these questions you could be the next "Liner Girl"! Mess...
Posted by TWO LINER [LAST SHOW - TBA!!] on Thu, 12 Jan 2006 07:16:00 PST

LIVE BREAKING NEWS FROM THE WORLD OF TWO LINER

So friends, this is how its going to go down. Our CD release is being pushed back until further notice due to financial issues BUT good news. A four song sampler will be available for sale ...
Posted by TWO LINER [LAST SHOW - TBA!!] on Thu, 12 Jan 2006 05:37:00 PST

FIRST TWO LINER BLOG EVER!

This new is SO big...we decided we'd finally make a myspace blog for it. Today marks the day that our full length album, "Turn Up The Good, Turn Down The Suck", is finally finished. After many lo...
Posted by TWO LINER [LAST SHOW - TBA!!] on Thu, 08 Dec 2005 05:39:00 PST