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Doctor Mooney's 115th Dream

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About Me

M. Mooney is not a band, but it is the man's name. Later down 'round the bend, like a clap of thunder he ended up in that electric circus. Namely, New York City. Hitchhiked. No. Train. Now there's a devil and an angel's voice howlin' drunken insanity on the counter clockwise merry-go-round. Umbrella water in your face crazy asshole. Five in the AM and the police are at the door? The landlord's brother in law is in the vestibule...what's a vestibule? The cats in heat, so is the serval. These days who has time to relearn the robot? Let's not forget the stones, the kidney stones.But really, what do you think he believes in? The Circus? Do you have to be reminded that the music business is a cruel and shallow money trench, a long plastic hallway where thieves and pimps run free, and good men die like dogs...There's also a negative side. Who does he really amuse? Only himself I presume...
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Michael C. Mooney
Birthday: The Tenth Of May
Birthplace: The Land of 10,000 Lakes
Current Location: New York City
Eye Color: Kaleidoscope Eyes
Hair Color: Brown with sensational subtle highlights
Height: Five Foot Ten and Three Quarters
Right Handed or Left Handed: Ambidextrous
Your Heritage: A Melting Pot of Fun & Irish
The Shoes You Wore Today: Cuban healed boots aka black elf boots
Your Weakness: Secret
Your Fears: Clowns
Your Perfect Pizza: Savoy
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Finish writing "Centaur High"
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Or Most Overused Pharase in Life: Boom!
Thoughts First Waking Up: How do I sleep in this hammock?
Your Best Physical Feature: Can I name two...alright...1) My hook hand & 2) Eye-patch
Your Bedtime: Way Too Late....
Your Most Missed Memory: Family Time
Pepsi or Coke: Slice
MacDonalds or Burger King: Does Chipotle count?
Single or Group Dates: Are the group people fun?
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton
Chocolate or Vanilla: Swirl
Cappuccino or Coffee: Chai
Do you Smoke: Second Hand? Yes...First Hand? No
Do you Swear: Yes
Do you Sing: Only to intimidate people on the subway...
Do you Shower Daily: Yes
Have you Been in Love: Yes
Do you want to go to College: Not after I finish my PHD
Do you want to get Married: In the future
Do you belive in yourself: Only in Knife fights
Do you get Motion Sickness: Only in motion creating mechanisms
Do you think you are Attractive: Cute yes
Are you a Health Freak: You should take a look at my legs...pretty pathetic...no
Do you get along with your Parents: We are in love...
Do you like Thunderstorms: Love em'
Do you play an Instrument: Guitar
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yes
In the past month have you Smoked: No
&..39;In the past month have you been on :&..39;
In the past month have you gone on a Date:
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Does the Atlantic Center Terminal count?
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: One time I ate a crate of Oreos and three cows worth of milk
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Sushi scares me
In the past month have you been on Stage: Yes
In the past month have you been Dumped: No
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: In the East River
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: No
Ever been Drunk: One time I got drunk and passed out in my vestibule
Ever been called a Tease: Only when I walk the streets of Chelsea
Ever been Beaten up: What kind of question is that? Yes
Ever Shoplifted: I got caught by my mum
3A' No doubt about it 3A'
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Dragon catcher...is there such a thing?
What country would you most like to Visit: Thailand or India
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Does not matter
Favourite Hair Color: Red
Short or Long Hair: Short
Height: Tall
Weight: Medium
Best Clothing Style: Vintage
Number of I have taken: I have no comment If this pertains to Israeli issued hand guns
Number of CDs I own: Only Vinyl
Number of Piercings: Few
Number of Tattoos: Few
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Buying Nunchakus...then "chasing the dragon" and Nunchaking a man til the death...never again
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My Interests

Writing, robotic dancing, guitar, the er hu, calligraphy, hammock wrestling, words, film, miming, volume, and the dusty underbelly of NYC.

I'd like to meet:

myspace junkies...jump in the time machine...Bob Dylan 1966, Buster Keaton 1927, James Dean 1954, Audrey Hepburn 1955, John Lennon 1966, Chuck Norris 1974, The Marx Brothers 1935, Grace Kelly 1954 and various others...The Rosewood Thieves debut LP "Rise and Shine"...Coming early 2008.

Music:

BANDS/ARTISTS: Atmosphere, The White Stripes, Hound Dog Taylor, Rosewood Thieves, the Raconteurs, Village Green, Howlin' Wolf, Spoon, Paul Butterfield Blues Band, The Beatles, Bound Stems, Benjy Ferree, P.O.S., Arctic Monkeys, The Strokes, The Velvet Underground, Muddy Waters, Talib Kweli, Johnny Cash, Brendan Benson, Wolf Parade, Noisettes, Television, Robert Johnson, TV on the Radio, The Hold Steady, Hieroglyphics, Born Ruffians, Beck, Margot and the Nuclear So and So's, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Black Rebel Motorcycle Club, Beck, Otis Redding, Jeff Buckley, The Black Keys, Bob Dylan, The Ramones, Kings of Leon, Nirvana, The Clash.Doctor Mooney’s Merry Go Round of Electric Circus Music (Personal Favorites) Songs (Gypsy Fortune Tellers)The Band-Rag Mama Rag, The Beatles-Happiness Is A Warm Gun, James Brown-Cold Sweat, David Bowie-Rock N’ Roll Suicide, Jeff Buckley-Hallelujah, Paul Butterfield Blues Band-Born In Chicago, Johnny Cash-One Piece At A Time, Ray Charles-(The Night Time Is) The Right Time, Sam Cooke-Bring It On Home To Me, Elvis Costello-Watching the Detectives, Derek & The Dominoes-Bell Bottom Blues, The Dirty Mac-Yer Blues, The Doors-Roadhouse Blues, Four Tops-Standing In The Shadows of Love, Flying Burrito Brothers-Lazy Day, Al Green-Love & Happiness, Buddy Guy-I Cry and Sing The Blues, George Harrison-Isn’t It A Pity, Jimi Hendrix-Red House, John Lee Hooker-Mad Man Blues, Lightning Hopkins-Mojo Hand, The Kinks-Picture Book, Fela Kuti-Egbe Mi O, John Lennon-Well Well Well, Lulu-Feelin’ Alright, Nirvana-Anuerysm, Tom Petty-Mary Jane’s Last Dance, Wilson Pickett-In The Midnight Hour, Iggy Pop-Lust For Life, Ramones-Rockaway Beach, Otis Redding-Down In The Valley, The Rolling Stones-Sister Morphine, Otis Rush-I Can’t Quit You Baby, Sex Pistols-God Save The Queen, Patti Smith-Gloria, Bruce Springsteen-Rosalita, Talking Heads-Psycho Killer, Koko Taylor-I Got What It Takes, Television-See No Evil, Them-It's All Over Now, Baby Blue, Traveling Wilburys-End of the Line, T-Rex-Slider, Velvet Underground-Oh! Sweet Nuthin’, Paul Simon-Me and Julio Are Down By The School Yard, Muddy Waters-Mannish Boy, Little Walter-Temperature, White Stripes-Stop Breaking Down, Johnny Winter-Mean Mistreater, Howlin’ Wolf-Killing Floor, Sonny Boy Williamson-Help Me, Neil Young-Tonight’s The Night, Warren Zevon-Werewolves of London,Albums (Beautiful Noises)Muddy Waters-Hard AgainBob Dylan-Highway 61 RevisitedJohn Lennon-Plastic Ono BandOtis Redding-Otis BluePaul Butterfield Blues Band-Self TitledTelevision-Marquee Moon

Movies:

Annie Hall, Pulp Fiction, Rear Window, The Usual Suspects, Anchorman, Dr. Strangelove, Vertigo, Taxi Driver, Fight Club, Killer Klowns From Outer Space, North By Northwest, Citizen Kane, The Third Man, The Maltese Falcon, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Walk the Line, City Lights, Touch of Evil, Strangers on a Train, Duck Soup, Groundhog Day, Ed Wood, Almost Famous, This Is Spinal Tap, Le Fabuleux Destin d Amelie Poulain.........DIRECTORS:Woody Allen, Jean Luc-Godard, Howard Hawks, Stanley Kubrick, Alfred Hitchcock, Orson Welles, Martin Scorsese.

Television:

Late Night With Conan O'Brien, Arrested Development, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Seinfeld, Saturday Night Live, Austin City Limits, Centaur High...

Books:

Without Feathers, On The Road, Beatles: Anthology, The Big Sleep, Chronicles: Volume 1 , Psychotic Reactions and Carburetor Dung: The Work of a Legendary Critic, Hunter Thompson...

Heroes:

Mother, Father, and Sister Mooney....Of Course, BIG M

My Blog

Narrative of the Striped Shirt

"Shirts That Are Striped...All of Them" So let me tell you something right now...I have been to a few watering holes as of late in Saint Louis, Minneapolis and New York City. What the on earth is goin...
Posted by Doctor Mooney's 115th Dream on Sat, 13 May 2006 04:00:00 PST

Stuck in a Blizz...The Great Snowflake Raid

Stuck In A Blizz...The Great Snowflake Raid     Flakes were comin' and I was runnin'...you can't believe how relieved I was when that first snow flake hit me. It was about time...New Yo...
Posted by Doctor Mooney's 115th Dream on Fri, 17 Feb 2006 11:32:00 PST

The Bearded Man: Carlos Ray Norris Street Fighting With Karate

Have you ever seen "Slaughter in San Francisco," "Sidekicks," "Delta Force," or "Delta Force 2: Colombian Connection?" If so, you know whom I'm writing about. That man was born on March 10, 1940 in Ry...
Posted by Doctor Mooney's 115th Dream on Mon, 06 Feb 2006 05:24:00 PST

Sweet Hammock Music & Cumsnarlies

My friend...what you are about to read is a disturbing trend brought on by today's youth......   "Hammock Talk"   On the deck of a dilapidated Dinkytown house stood our protagonist. Dressed...
Posted by Doctor Mooney's 115th Dream on Tue, 31 Jan 2006 06:12:00 PST

Kidney Stones: How Did Jesus Pass Them?

December 12, 2005: 10 A The Best Day of My Life......   My symptoms started last Monday...I woke up at 5a with some sharp pains in the left abdomen and back...pain would range from sharp (rarely)...
Posted by Doctor Mooney's 115th Dream on Tue, 31 Jan 2006 06:00:00 PST

Rat Tat Tat Hamas

"Hello, Hamas"   So there I was this morning, dressed in my elegant boxers and eating those chocolate cuckoo balls. As many...some...few...none of you know the radical Islamic party Hamas scored ...
Posted by Doctor Mooney's 115th Dream on Tue, 31 Jan 2006 06:05:00 PST

Subways and Cellular Telephones

We just reached the 39th Avenue stop on the elevated N Line in Queens.  I was four minutes away from peace and solitude. In New York City it is very rare that peace and solitude is four minutes a...
Posted by Doctor Mooney's 115th Dream on Mon, 06 Feb 2006 06:40:00 PST

Oh Minneapolis Minnesota: Population 382,618

One week after leaving Minneapolis I have finally made it back between the legs of lady liberty. Thanks to all of you who took time out of your busy schedules to let me bore you with stories from...
Posted by Doctor Mooney's 115th Dream on Sat, 04 Feb 2006 10:04:00 PST

Mystery Train

There I am leisurely walking down the stairs trying to get the the L train. Grumble, grumble, a train arrives...crowds of people are coming up the stairs. I'm against the hand rail walking down...a ma...
Posted by Doctor Mooney's 115th Dream on Sat, 04 Feb 2006 09:55:00 PST