I have a boyfriend I love dearly and marvelous company called the DALLIANCE THEATER. I can lead an upstart theater while working a full-time job that is very much beyond my training and life experience to date, but I can never find my wallet or keys. I fail to see why so many people consider Adam Rapp scandalous and I think Strindberg is very funny. I prefer snow to sun and think everything is best washed down with a glass of wine. When it rains, I try to stay inside. I think I was supposed to be rich but all the jobs I like keep me very poor, which I like but probably not as much as I would like being very rich, but you're the same way. I like animals and children but am allergic to them. Straight people worry me.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Andre Ottoson
Birthday: November 14, 1981
Birthplace: Wilmar, Minnesota
Current Location: The Mind Of God
Eye Color: Blue or Green, depending on my mood
Hair Color: Blond or Brown, depending on your mood
Height: 1.905 Meters
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right, duh!
Your Heritage: Flamboyantly white
The Shoes You Wore Today: Blacklikemysole
Your Weakness: Paychecks
Your Fears: That someone may discover alcohol is bad for you (it's not, right?)
Your Perfect Pizza: Chicago style, the works
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Start up a scrappy but loveable theater company!
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: I'm not into that.
Thoughts First Waking Up: Oh, SHIT!
Your Best Physical Feature: My calfs-- don't know why
Your Bedtime: No
Your Most Missed Memory: What? How can you miss a memory? If you were missing a memory you would have no way of knowing you ever remembered it, you can't remember a memory! GOD!
Pepsi or Coke: Diet Coke- the rest is paltry swill
MacDonalds or Burger King: Aquavit
Single or Group Dates: I prefer apricots
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Dirty, Grey Goose vodka
Chocolate or Vanilla: Asian
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee as black as the dam of hell!
Do you Swear: Never.
Do you Sing: I compel others to sing for me, does that count?
Do you Shower Daily: One way or another
Have you Been in Love: Psychological hallucination
Do you want to go to College: Oh, c'mon, give me ten seconds to breathe here, people!
Do you want to get Married: How in the hell can emotional attachment be legally regulated?
Do you belive in yourself: Someone's got to!
Do you get Motion Sickness: Only when moving
Do you think you are Attractive: Yes, but then agian I'm generally the only one I set out to attract in the first place...
Are you a Health Freak: HA!
Do you get along with your Parents: Of course
Do you like Thunderstorms: If they're well timed
Do you play an Instrument: The correct word is "torture"
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: My arteries pump Shiraz
In the past month have you Smoked: Um... okay, so I had a bite of smoked beef jerky, does that count?
In the past month have you been on Drugs: I'm lame.
In the past month have you gone on a Date: I guess
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: No, actually
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: That's about the only thing I haven't eaten
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Does re-heated fried catfish count?
In the past month have you been on Stage: I'm on it right now
In the past month have you been Dumped: Pshaw!
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: In the Missouri river? Are you high?
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Just the hearts of all I meet
Ever been Drunk: Sober wha?
Ever been called a Tease: I try not to let them get a word in edgewise
Ever been Beaten up: Yes, but I had my vengeance
Ever Shoplifted: No- we had an ab-roller in the shop for a little while, but no free weights
How do you want to Die: On top of an enormous pile of money at a ripe old age with a half a martini in my hand
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: George Bernard Shaw
What country would you most like to Visit: East Timur ('cuz by the time I get there that means I'll have already been everywhere else in the world)
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Shaggy
Favourite Hair Color: 6'3"
Short or Long Hair: Hazel
Height: Barely not enough
Weight: Blonde
Best Clothing Style: low jeans and amazing abs
Number of Drugs I have taken: not nearly enough
Number of CDs I own: wheelbarrows full
Number of Piercings: I just don't want to have to wait at airport security is all
Number of Tattoos: 0 or 200-- either commit to a thing or don't
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 3
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