101 Things NOT 2 say during SEX |
But everybody looks funny naked!
You woke me up for that?
Did I mention the video camera?
Do you smell something burning?
What tampon?
Try breathing through your ...
Posted by Jeska on Fri, 06 Oct 2006 11:03:00 PST |
Trocadero Testimonials.... 9/9/6 |
Everything was amazing. But i have to say that the way you sang Zombie and Piece of my heart were definitely what threw me... I could never have thought either of those songs could sound as good or b...
Posted by Jeska on Tue, 12 Sep 2006 01:18:00 PST |
Myspace is EVIL! |
Honestly at first i was addicted to myspace but now i realize how stupid it is...The internet allows us to prolong that fake image of ourselves we present to the opposite sex (ya know, the one that te...
Posted by Jeska on Sat, 24 Jun 2006 06:39:00 PST |
WHEN DRUNK GRRLS ATTACK.... |
1. THEY HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA WHERE OUR PURSE IS.2. BELIEVE THAT DANCING WITH THEIR ARMS OVERHEAD AND WIGGLING THEIR BUTT WHILE YELLING "WOO-HOO!" IS TRULY THE SEXIEST DANCE MOVE AR...
Posted by Jeska on Tue, 09 May 2006 01:11:00 PST |
Italians....WTF??? |
Why do Italians hate Jehovah's Witnesses?Because Italians hate all witnesses.Do you know why most men from Italy are named Tony?On the boat over to America they put a sticker on them that said - TO NY...
Posted by Jeska on Sun, 23 Apr 2006 09:04:00 PST |
ESP |
I was warned that the Eastern State Penitentiary (Philadelphia, PA) was haunted
but I never paid it any mind. I decided that ESP would be an excellent place to
have my band, Showin' Tell, CD Relea...
Posted by Jeska on Sun, 25 Sep 2005 07:40:00 PST |
Survey Says.... |
[Marital status] Been there done that!
[Height] 5'3"
[Parents still together] I think they are one of the few couples left (LOL)
[Pets] Alice Cooper (Bunny), Monty (Ball Python), Maggie (Igua...
Posted by Jeska on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
