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I consider myself to be a very spiritual person but realistic at the same time (well, maybe not, but I try to be). I believe in a higher power, Buddha, Peace, Love, Happieness, Freedom and the Wheel of Karma. That is worth fighting for. That is worth dying for. Prepare yourself physically, mentally and spiritually for the final battle between good and evil, so make sure you know which side you are on because no amount of lies, denial, deception, or twisted religion will ever hide who you really are inside.I'm also extremely funny. My passions are the arts (writing, photography, movies, film making, fashion, travel, etc.). Don't worry, I'm not one of those overly artistic intellectual types who think their so much better then everyone else because they understand art.I also enjoy collecting old antiques (radios, tin toys, 30's-60's nostalgia). I love just about all things retro, especially old cameras, radios, 50's-60's "atomic age" furniture, 50's Sci-Fi, vintage cars, bikes, hot-rods, Art Deco era architecture & design, 50's pin-up art (especially Vargas Girls), etc:**I love: -Cream Soda -Jasmine Green Tea -Vanilla Ice Cream -Dark Chocolate -Travelling -Fine Dining -Cool Restaurants -Spoiling my ex-girlfriend's two kids ;) -Clubbing -Sushi -Italian, Greek, Mexican Food -Most Asian Cuisines -Cooking (I'm an awsome cook!!!) -Pop Art -Versace -eBay View My eBay Auctions

-Making CD Compilations (I am my own DJ and Radio Station)

-Discovery Channel

-Fixing things with my hands

-Adult Videos

-Toyota Landcruisiers (I currently drive a BJ60)

-Antique store hopping

-Watching movies

-Photography (oldschool all the way)

-Photoshop

-**No particular order

I use to work in the film industry as a camera assistant but the long hours, toxic enviroment, and stress, not to mention the nasty backstabbing from other assistants has really taken it's toll on my health both physically and mentally. Nowadays I'm looking for a new career. I do a tiny bit of modelling on and off, and some carpentry skilled work on occasion. I'd like to be a writer/director and maybe some acting some day.

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On a social level, I'm just full of surprises when you start to know me as I know a ton of trivia, history and stuff you wouldn’t dream of anyone would know! I have a very dry sense of humor as many of my friends try to describe me as. My sarcasm knows no bounds, but I do it mostly in good humor, as I love to make light of life, work, relationships and all the pointless things people do to one another. Hopefully you’ll be sharp and witty enough to laugh with me rather then be offended ;) If the mood is right you can sometimes find me doing impersonations of Kermit the Frog, Dr. Evil, Forest Gump, etc. On rare occasions I can sometimes do singing impersonations of artists like Neil Young, Elvis, Lou Reed, Mick Jaggar, Fred Astaire, or whoever I’m into at the moment. No I’m not a professional comedian or a karaoke king. I just do it to amuse myself, and the odd friend fortunate enough to witness my bravery! LOL

The things I do best is entertain friends relatives, guests or maybe even a date, weather it's a 7 course meal (yes I'm an awsome cook), curating my antique collection, watching a movie, or going on an adventure somewhere cool or romantic. That's right ladies! I'm a true romantic! Unfortunately romance seems to play a very insignificant role in relationships nowadays, and I am often misunderstood for expressing myself romantically (my dry wit too, but I'm an aquired taste). I don't date often, but when I do you may catch me doing creative and sometimes borderline crazy things like sending flowers, candy and finding neet little gifts or creataive way to charm a special someone I may be interested in. My mind never sleeps when it comes to trying to make someone happy. So there it is! ;)

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Writing Screenplays

Photography

Filmmaking

Sword Fighting

Guitar

Bass

Piano

eBay surfing/selling

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Antique collecting (most nostalgia from the 30's to 60's)

Anything Retro

Fashion

Vintage Cars, Motorcycles, etc.

I'd like to meet:

I'd like to meet someone smart, straight forward and does not play games (outside the boudoir ;). I prefer pretty or beautiful over hot. Hot is nice too, but as long as it's tasteful. Physical attraction is a must! ;)

Turn-Ons:

-Confidence

-Honesty

-Inteliegence (but not overly analytical)

-Other ethnic backgrounds

-Foreign accents

-Bi-girls

-Slender (but not anorexic)

-School girl outfits

-Milla Jobovich

-Nurse outfits

-Milla Jobovich in a Nurse's outfit ;)

-Bettie Page look (Sorry, but no Fatty Pages)

-Brazillian wax :D

-etc...

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Who I'd like NOT to meet:

I try to avoid girls with mental or self esteem issues, self centered, selfish, drug abusers, alcoholics, racist, short attention spans, or just plain dumb. Being overanalytical is Schizophrenia, not intelligence as far as I'm conserned. I see through things like mind games, compulsive liars, reverse blambers, denial, tests, or playing 20 questions, so please don't try it on me :P

Turn-Offs:

-Broken promises :(

-Lazy -Complex (just another word for dishonest) -Over analytical (another word for Schizophrenia)

-Gold diggers (You all Suck!) :P

-Lesbians who can't pay their own way

-Lardge dog owners (smell you later!)

-Obsessive vegetarians

-Female body builders (YUCK)

-Girls who talk about themselves obsessively (especially when they are unintersting)

-Girls who never put a name to their friends (obviously hiding something or someone)

-Low self-esteem

-Hootchie Mama Hip-Hop girls with too much ass and not enough pants (for the love of God get off the KFC)

-Hip-Hop Lingo (yo-yo-yo smell y'all L8ter)

-Hip-Hop text messages (sorry I don't have my Hip-Hop decoder ring) -Reverse blamers (who are you kidding! Get help!!)

-Obsessive compulsive liars (If you think a web of lies will keep your man, you need serious help!)

-Break dancers (LOL it's the anti-mating ritual)

-Sing-alongs to my favorite music (especially if you sing off key)

-Full untrimmed body hair (I need a girl, not a pet orangutan)

-Bearded Clam (Oh dear God!!! Smell you later)

-Ones with an obsessive need to smoke in my car (sorry, but you'll have to mark your territory elsewhere, and smell you later!)

-Embarrassing in public

-Bad dancers (Oh dear God!!! smell you later)

-Cocane/crack addicts (any drug addict or recovering addict for that matter)

-Alcoholics (get help)

-Pot promoters/protesters (Medicinal my ass! You do it to get high)

-Body odour/bad breath (SMELL YOU LATER!), etc.

Now you know what type of girls I'm interested and not interested in, I hope you see some humor in my blurbs. I'm not a snob, stuck-up, or expecting a supermodel with 200 iq (but if you are please email me). I don't judge women by class, race, or wealth, and I don't have much preference to your job or occupation (as long as you are not a prostitute). The "turn-ons: are what I truly desire. The "turn-offs" are from my worst experiences, believe me some girls covered nearly my entire turn-off list. :P...

Music:

House, Jazz, Trance (Sasha & Digweed), Oldies, Big Band, etc. ***My current favorite band is: Stereolab. ****All time favorites: Red Hot Chili Peppers, Ramones, Pixies, Dred Zeppelin, Yardbirds, Beatles, Rolling Stones, Elvis, U2, Soundgarden, Pearl Jam, Suicidal Tendencies, John Coltrain, Miles Davis, Chet Baker, Ink Spots, Astrud Gilberto, Mozart, Ravel......

Movies:

Recent picks: Superman Returns, X-Men 3, World Trade Center (keep in mind it's only half the story)

Must Rent DVDs: 40 year old Virgin (must see), The Lord of War, Corpse Bride, The Constant Gardener, , Cinderella Man (must see), Kung-Fu Hustle, Star Wars ep. 3 (well, most of it), The Incredibles, Bourne Supremacy, Harry Potter Prisoner of... (best one yet!), Manchurian Candidate (watch Farenheit 911 first), Kill Bill vol 1&2, Hero (Jet Li).

All time favorites: Once upon a time in America (and all Sergio Leone films), Temptations of a Monk, To Live, Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon, American Beauty, Amedeus, Riddley Scott films (Blade Runner, Blackhawk down, etc.), Three Kings, Bullets over Broadway, Full Metal Jacket, 5th Element, Being John Malcovich, Lawrence of Arabia, early Bond films, Casino Royale, Our Man Flint (the original "Man of Mystery"), Austin Powers, American Beauty, Road to Perdition, Untouchables, Road Warrior, Conan the Barbarian, Catch me if you can, Forrest Gump, Bowling for Columbine, Jacob's Ladder, Ocean's 11, Out of Sight, Desperado, Repo Man, Buckaroo Bansai...

Movies I hate: Scary Movie, Polley Shore movies, Water World, Showgirls, The Postman (there should be a law against Kevin Cosner from directing another film), The Scarlet Letter, Sex Lies Videotapes, 9 1/2 weeks, Commando, Pet Cemitary, The Ring, Aliens vs Predator, Fear.com, The Grudge, Most teen movies, most scary movies (not because they're scary, but because they're almost always stupid)...

Television:

***Television would generally suck if it were not for the Discovery Channel: Biker Buildoff, American Hotrod, Monster Garage (Jesse James Rocks)!!!, and most shows that I can actually learn something by watching.***My favorite sit-coms: Arrested Development, The Office, My Name is Earl, Titus, Drew Carey Show, South Park, that 70's show, Frasier, Married With Children, Parker Lewis Can't Loose, Malcolm in the Middle, Will and Grace, Seinfeld, I Love Lucy, etc. Now you know why I think TV sucks because all my favorite shows were cancelled and yet for some reason all the crappy shows are allowed to continue airing (even into syndication). I did recently discovered a the show Arrested Development and guess what? It's cancelled. Fox Network you suck!***Don't get me started on most "Reality" shows. I see enough jerks, assholes, and back-stabbers in the work place. The last thing I need to be reminded of is how badly most people suck!...

Books:

The Contender, English Patient (yes the book), Bladerunner 2, Warhal in the 60's, etc.

Heroes:

My ex-girlfriend's son ;)

My Blog

Some Time in the Future

The space ships from another universe had come down to earth but hovered over us.  They appeared to be friendly as they slowly introduced their advanced technology to us.  It was sometime la...
Posted by Simon on Sat, 19 Jan 2008 12:41:00 PST

Harassment on Canada Day during the Greek Festival

It was our Canada Day long weekend, and I wanted to go somewhere and enjoy the last day of the long weekend.  I decided to go to the Greek Festival near my neighborhood like I do every year. ...
Posted by Simon on Fri, 06 Jul 2007 11:20:00 PST

My accident at work :(

Today I had a bad accident at work :(..:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /> I was moving a huge bundle of aluminum on a cart.  It got stuck so I pushed really ...
Posted by Simon on Tue, 12 Sep 2006 11:53:00 PST

THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU FOR YOUR SUPPORT ;)

To all my friends in myspace who have helped in giving me moral support for my personal quest to send toys to the children of Beslan (the one's who were affected by the Chechnyan terrorists), I thank ...
Posted by Simon on Thu, 15 Dec 2005 07:49:00 PST

Tragedy at Virginia is also my own Tragedy Unfolding

About a month before Cho Seung-hui killed 32 students and then killed himself, I had a dream about an Asian man going through a school killing students left right and center.  He appeared to beli...
Posted by Simon on Mon, 30 Apr 2007 12:16:00 PST

WTF is wrong with people???

Dear friends:A few weeks ago I compiled a video on Youtube.com in the memory of the Beslan children who were killed by Chechan terrorists. Who knew that there was so much feedback from people who...
Posted by Simon on Mon, 02 Oct 2006 04:08:00 PST

The "Curse", the "Gift", and my best friend "Karma"

 It seems like no gift I possess is without irony:    Yes as you may have read my about me as being a spiritual person.  Well, maybe I can elaborate a little on this.  Toda...
Posted by Simon on Thu, 01 Sep 2005 01:21:00 PST

About my friends list...

No, I'm not a swinger or a womanizer, but yes, I'm a sucker for the female form and a beautiful face!    Recently I've reduced my friends list because many blogs are girls with&nbs...
Posted by Simon on Fri, 19 Aug 2005 12:18:00 PST