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itzjeff

About Me



If you dont know
my town is the truth
WELCOME TO BROOKLYN!

"i'm letting her do her, and in return she's doing me
she's on the phone with her friends like "how cool is he?"

Jay-Z

Leave it...

Apparently i laugh like this nigga Mutley...
*shrugs*

R.I.P. George Carlin (1937 - 2008)

His controversial/profane humor will be severly missed

My Interests

I'd like to meet:



Music:



Movies:

I'm 100% Dominican
My Birthday is December 7th, send me presents =]
I hate speaking spanish
I say "womp womp" to damn near everything lol
I'm a loud son-of-a-bitch
I have 2 Tattoos
I'm always singing
I'm a pretty open minded person
I love spicy food
I put hot sauce on almost everything I eat
I'm a pretty random motherfucker
I am a Sport Fanatic (ESPN lives on my Television)
I'm a work-a-holic
I'm self conscious
I hate school, and yet, I love learning new things
I play the "Dr. Phil" role in quite a number of people's lives
I'm a very shallow son-of-a-bitch (we all are in one way or another...im just not afraid to admit it)
I flirt so much it's damn near my language...I know how to control it though
I don't walk around looking like a bag of skittles, like alot of people do nowadays, just to make their presence known
I like to count my steps when I'm walking
I'm a health freak in disguise
I love sneezing...I think feels it great
I have ALOT of female friends...doesnt mean I'm trying to fuck all of them
Pink potato salad freaks me the fuck out, and i refuse to eat it no matter how good people may say it is
90% of my day consists of me eating something...and my metabolism is finally starting to give up on me
I love old school r&b and hip hop
For some odd reason...I always have a napkin on me =/ lol
I am terribly afraid of Spiders
Green Eggs & Ham is my fav. story ever....seriously it is
I've never worn a pair of Jordans a day in my life. (now alot of people are gonna wonder wtf I wear, like if Jordans are the only sneakers out there)
I'm more of a listener than a talker
Ignorance is one thing I have absolutely no patience for
When I'm driving alone in the car, I like to sing out loud to the song that's playing and pretend I'm in a music video
My phone is with me everywhere I go, even though it barely rings anymore ;/
Girls that treat me like shit bring me closer to them for some reason...idk why I guess I'm weird
Fat girls need to stop showing off their cleavage and front like that shit is sexy...it's not sexy...it's just extra fat...stop it.
I'm always changing the song on my page
I tend to look into certain things too deeply...something i need to change A.S.A.P.
I like to keep to myself alot
I'm VERY territorial when it comes to certain things, and when I feel threatened...I tend to over-react when there's no need to
I'm VERY impatient
I hate not having things my way all the time
My forehead kisses are legendary...I only give it to those I really care about and mean alot to me
I always lather, rinse, repeat
I brush my teeth atleast 4 to 5 times a day

Television:



This is why we're hot!

CHEESE AND CRACKERS! lol

My Blog

Another Jeff and Klep One convo....

 itz jeff bxtches [1:03 A.M.]:  Nobody shows the kid love anymore since he got the berry =..itz jeff bxtches [1:04 A.M.]:  They see the mobile icon next to my sn and automatically a...
Posted by -Jeff- on Wed, 24 Oct 2007 10:36:00 PST

Dominican ass convo with Rosie

itzjeffbxtches: I'm drinking a capri sunsexiicaramelz: lolllthose are artificially flavoreditzjeffbxtches: So is kool aiditzjeffbxtches: And tangsexiicaramelz: yessiiritzjeffbxtches: And I'm sure you ...
Posted by -Jeff- on Mon, 25 Jun 2007 10:03:00 PST

Be Cool...Stay In School

NYCHeavyHitz (8:16:15 PM): seen the new Cspot?NYCHeavyHitz (8:16:22 PM): it's soooooooooooo Paxed 2.0NYCHeavyHitz (8:16:23 PM): :|ll itz JEFF ll (8:16:26 PM): noll itz JEFF ll (8:16:34 PM): i havent b...
Posted by -Jeff- on Sat, 17 Mar 2007 05:33:00 PST

Another lesson learned...with Klep.

*shows me a pic of some random chick*THE GRRREAT ONES (1:29:05 AM): virginTHE GRRREAT ONES (1:29:09 AM): takes it in the assTHE GRRREAT ONES (1:29:11 AM): :]ll itz JEFF ll (1:29:13 AM): lmaoll itz JEF...
Posted by -Jeff- on Thu, 28 Dec 2006 10:49:00 PST

The Secret Society...by Klep One.

THE GRRREAT ONES (1:12:38 AM): its about time for that wendys runll itz JEFF ll (1:12:48 AM): lol aightTHE GRRREAT ONES (1:13:15 AM): how my sister cooked white rice...no beansTHE GRRREAT ONES (1:13:2...
Posted by -Jeff- on Wed, 20 Dec 2006 10:34:00 PST