Oh, hello. You're early.
Step inside my office.
Welcome to my shit. Para Español, por favor precione el numero 2, ahora. I am from a neighborhood called Inwood, near Washington Heights, New York City. I'm a focused individual and I hope to accomplish many things in life. My "goal" isn't to grow up and get a "good" job, or even get rich. I wanna make history, or die trying, and I'll be rich as fuck in the end.
So Yeah...
I love boxing, I think about it everyday.
I love playing handball, baseball and football.
I love all kinds of girls, except fat, round lookin bitches
I kinda have an obsession with dark girls, 'specially if they're carribean.
I don't like pale bitches.
I love music... Eastcoast Hip-Hop(1990s) is what I mainly listen to.
I love to read... I'm a magazine and newspaper type reader. From instruction manuals to subway ads, I read everything. I never really get into any books, I should though.
I like loud music and people yelling out stuff, but if it's stuff I don't like, they can all shut the fuck up.
I also like when bitches shut the fuck up, when they talk alotta non-sense. Nothing worse than some bird all in your ear an shit.
I may kid around alot, but I don't play.
I'm a nice guy, but I am evil and I will hurt you.
If you're a chick I'm dating, and you don't remember shows like Eureka's Castle or David the Gnome it's definitely not gonna work out. Tsk, tsk.
I liked growing up in the city, but I need to get move outta here immediately.
I like going to the park to play ball and of course, look at the hos.
It's fun to do bad things, like drive into a car.
I love doing hoodrat stuff wit my friends
I like comedy movies and action/comedies and dramas an shit.
I watch Living Single repeats all the time, never get tired of it.
Chappelle Show is the funniest shit I've ever seen.
But Chris Rock is the funniest man alive
I love sneakers and fashion.
I love video games (RPGs and Adventures and Fight Night)
Final Fantasy VII is the greatest game ever.
I like cursing.
I like to read the dictionary
When I start something, I will finish it.
I like teaching babies bad words.
I like to steal, cuz it's fun.
I been hit in the head so many times, It's amazing i DuN tYpE LiiKe dIz, LoLsZ.
I love to clown lame niggas wit their tight pants
I don't beg for pic comments, let alone even mentioning wanting a pic comment
Sugar is sweet, and I don't like it.
I don't pray to God, wanna know who I pray to? Joe Pesci
I like any kinda food... except dog food and peppers and eggplant.
I love drinking water, I don't really like soda.
And I only drink the finest breast milks.
If you don't like me, I don't give a shit, Swoosh my balls.
I have plenty of other shit to say, but I'll do it later. 'kay, bye.
Catch me on Facebook, bitch.
