Dirty profile picture

Dirty

my feelings would best be expressed in a monologue from the made-for-TV movie, Portrait of a Teenage

About Me

..

Pimp out your webpage with PimpWebpage


DIRTY
Dis forDelicate
Iis forInfluential
Ris forRebellious
Tis forTalented
Yis forYummy What Does Your Name Mean?
Name: Dirty
Birthdate: June
Birthplace: Oregon
Current Location:
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Brown
Height:
Weight:
Piercings: industrial, nose
Tatoos: one...
Boyfriend/Girlfriend: one...... HUNDRED!!
Overused Phraze:
FAVORITES
Food: anything good
Candy: chocolate
Number: 3,13,17,21
Color: blue, green, yellow... coral, teal... black....
Animal: kitty
Drink: bloody mary
Alcohol Drink: oh... uhm... bloody mary
Bagel: you know, i just don't have a favorite BAGEL...
Letter: A
Body Part on Opposite sex: ... pick one - i bet i will like it
This or That
Pepsi or Coke: neither
McDonalds or BurgerKing: no
Strawberry or Watermelon: watermelon
Hot tea or Ice tea: sweet t
Chocolate or Vanilla swirled
Hot Chocolate or Coffee: mocha
Kiss or Hug: make out
Dog or Cat: depends on the dog or cat
Rap or Punk: p to the unk, dog
Summer or Winter: summer
Scary Movies or Funny Movies: movies that are so funny its frightening
Love or Money: in all seriousness... love (love with a rich rich dirty rich man with lots of cash and a bad ticker...)
YOUR...
Bedtime: sometime between 2am and.... 4?
Most Missed Memory: cuddling wit my lil' bear
Best phyiscal feature: not one for self-flattery
First Thought Waking Up: "not yet!"
Goal for this year: to invent something amazing!
Best Friends: yes, i have many
Weakness: smile lines around eyes, fuzzy things, sex
Fears: bad sex... bees, clowns ... sex with bees and clowns
Heritage:
Longest relationship:
HAVE YOU...
Ever Drank: yes lots
Ever Smoked: yes lots
Pot:
Ever been Drunk: "drunk" is for sissies
Ever been beaten up: in what way?
Ever beaten someone up:
Ever Shoplifted: no, that's wrong
Ever Skinny Dipped: yes, that's right
Ever Kissed Opposite sex: nope, just the same sex. I'm saving myself for marriage...
Been Dumped Lately: pshhhh! as if!
IN A GUY/GIRL
Favorite Eye Color: hazel
Favorite Hair Color: blonde or brown
Short or Long: messy
Height: taller than me
Style: original
Looks or Personality: personality
Hot or Cute depends on their personality
Drugs and Alcohol: a must have
Muscular or Really Skinny: right in the middle
RANDOMS
Number of Regrets in the Past: 247
What country do you want to Visit: Uruguay
How do you want to Die: in excstasy
Been to the Mall Lately: no
Do you like Thunderstorms: mmm hmmm
Get along with your Parents: i would if they hadn't passed away in that tragic yachting accident...
Health Freak: ... got part of that right...
Do you think your Attractive: pretty much, yes... yes i do
Believe in Yourself: ...i believe i can fly...
Want to go to College: want to... am... did
Do you Smoke: yes!
Do you Drink: yes!!
Shower Daily: yes!!!
Been in Love: am... was... will be...
Do you Sing: yes
Want to get Married: ...
Do you want Children: ....
Have your future kids names planned out: no
Age you wanna lose your Virginity: god, please help it be this year....!
Hate anyone: no
CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!I am 23% White Trash.
.. I, my friend, have class. I am so not white trash. . I am more than likely Democrat, and my place is neat, and there is a good chance I may never drink wine from a box. Take the
White Trash Test
@ FualiDotCom

My Interests

Black cats, roman candles, screaming mimis, lady fingers, fuzz buttles, snicker bombs, church burners, finger blasters, gut busters, zippity do das, crap flappers, whistling bungholes, spleen splitters, whisker biscuits, honkey lighters, hoosker doos… hoosker donts, cherry bombs, nipsy daisers (with or without the scooter stick) and whistling kitty chasers

I'd like to meet:

I am not too picky about what language he speaks... but Truth would be a good start... (is that a language...? i think so...) that or someone who can lick their own elbow... i like to be entertained. hmmm... i would probably like to meet some people who could teach me how to make people do embarassing things by using nothing but telepathy (to be used on enemies only... never fear friends!) oh, and Paris Hilton so i can show her my brown eye... dirty whore.

Music:

Sex Pistols!!! - Toadies - Prodigy - Ministry - Enigma - U2 - Portishead - Fischerspooner - TOOL - APC - INXS - Dropkick Murphys - The Cars - Sublime - Floater - Reverend Horton Heat - Weezer - Blondie - Everclear - Garbage - Human Waste Project - Deadbolt - Coldplay - Chevelle - Audioslave - Soundgarden - STP - My Chemical Romance - Seether - Depeche Mode - Beastie Boys - Alice In Chains - Foo Fighters - Radiohead - Bauhaus - Queens of the Stone Age - NIN - Violent Femmes - Faith No More/Mike Patton/Mr. Bungle - Bob Seger - The Killers - Rolling Stones - The Flaming Lips - David Bowie - Enya - Pixies - Ween - Rage - Percy Sledge - Blur - Sneaker Pimps - Deftones - Stabbing Westward - Donovan - Cake - Primus - Black Crowes - Tom Petty - Nickelback - Fleetwood Mac - System of a Down - Madonna - Mazzy Star - Gordon Lightfoot - Jonny Lang - Sheryl Crow - Bob Marley - Dylan - Garbage - Norah Jones - Barry White - Stevie Nicks - Van Morrison - Aerosmith - Annie Lennox - CCR - Green Day - the Cure - Amadan - local bands - & Shakira
You Are Not Scary

Everyone loves you. Isn't that sweet? How scary are you?

Movies:

Natural Born Killers, The Ninth Gate, Snatch, Interview With The Vampire, Kalifornia, Blow, Dazed & Confused, Boondock Saints, Poolhall Junkies, American Psycho, Velvet Goldmine, Shaft, Dogma, Fast Times at Ridgemont High, Red Dawn, Young Guns, SHAG, The Patriot, Reservoir Dogs, Pulp Fiction, The Island... just to name a few...

Television:

Here are some shows i would like to see:~ America's Next Top Porn Star~ Oprah takes a vow of silence~ Tremendous Mullets... directly followed by Mullet Hunter.... and then Mullet Camp, where all the bad people with mullets go

Books:

Wait Till Helen Comes, My Side of The Mountain, ... Dr. Seuss... basically anything 5th grade reading level and below.

Heroes:

Heidi Fleiss, Joan Jett, Lil' Kim... Sheryl Crow, the Noxema Girl... and anyone who can kill bees when i am staring into the face of death...

My Blog

does my government make me look fat?

Before you read this and decide that I am a belly-bashing, fat-blasting, "big-people" bigot... please keep an open mind, read the article... and THEN judge me (if you must) by my comment at the very e...
Posted by Dirty on Tue, 05 Feb 2008 03:33:00 PST

i don’t love bush.

Short but sweet... Bush's final State of the Union Address interrupted a re-run of an old Family Guy.  This normally wouldn't upset me so much, but i all i have been wanting to watch lately is Fa...
Posted by Dirty on Tue, 29 Jan 2008 06:23:00 PST

"like.. o mi god!"

I noticed today that the television stations were devoting most of their air time to a dragon-faced, fire-breathing Paris Hilton who was just devastated because her ass might, just might, have to go t...
Posted by Dirty on Wed, 09 May 2007 12:32:00 PST

make it stop

We, as women, are expected to be so flawless, it seems.  ... so we have fat asses, flat asses, bubble butts, no boobs, ginormous boobs, cellulite, skinny minis, curvy, big and beautiful, jus...
Posted by Dirty on Thu, 03 May 2007 09:04:00 PST

suck it.

There are so many people that have just lost the privilege to come to my tea party.  I mean, seriously, if there is anyone reading this that has to ask themselves if they are my friend... then th...
Posted by Dirty on Thu, 01 Mar 2007 10:29:00 PST

god dmaaaaaaaaaan it!

yes, this has nothing to do with sex.. dirty whores.. or the fall of the democracy... this has to do with hotmail... bear with me. so be it... i am drunk... very very drunk...  but i really need ...
Posted by Dirty on Fri, 02 Feb 2007 04:01:00 PST

i just wanna help them... they are like wet puppies:(

I am talking about SKANKS bitches!  ... lotta dirty bitches out there... just letting it all hang out for everyone to see.  I am talking about free whorish pictures on the internet...
Posted by Dirty on Sat, 21 Oct 2006 04:31:00 PST

deep in the random heart of Dirty

I love the fact that i have never left this town, that i continue to exist and grow in my little fish bowl.  I love the fact that i can look at my life and honestly say i have never failed... tha...
Posted by Dirty on Thu, 05 Oct 2006 12:15:00 PST

god, i am a bitch

I am very open with the fact that i hate, loathe, and despise myspace.  I hate it so much that i even delight in NOT capitalizing "myspace" like it is supposed to be.  In my opinion, myspace...
Posted by Dirty on Mon, 18 Sep 2006 11:16:00 PST

Dirty's old dirt

Saturday Night Smells like Sweat Hot as fuck I'm falling Down Wasted drunk people are Talking I cannot hear them Can't see My own reflection Don't know my Own direction Horny as Hell What is it with L...
Posted by Dirty on Tue, 13 Jun 2006 10:15:00 PST