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Mama

Louis makes me take the rap, cuz our check book looks like crap.. Since I can't give her a slap.. I

About Me

I like giving bitches the shocker... yeah... Besides that.. Beer is always fun.. Beer, concerts, camping and naked people.. Sounds like things I like..I am a sarcastic ass and I enjoy it very much.. Some people don't but ah who cares really.. Beauty School is for sluts. I will yell that from the roof tops until the day I die. Sluts I say!!
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My Interests

Chads, crack, and yoohoo.....Those are just the ones I deem appropriate enough for this website..wink wink.. no but really.. My interests are simple..friends, beer, music, coffee, and occassional cigarrettes..

I'd like to meet:

midgets in clown suits... Or anybody really.. I just joined this to be part of the crowd.. A couple of my friends were on and they wanted me to join too for moral support and well, here I am.. It would be cool to meet fun people to party with..If you like the same music as me and if you can drink a few beers you are cool in my book

Music:

banjos, spoons and the washboard....aka.. only the good stuff! I will listen to anything if I am bound and gagged but I prefer rock.. Pretty much, I like all music, but not soo much christian and country..Tool, Korn, Damien Rice, Elliot Smith, A Perfect Circle, The Postal Service, Simon and Garfunkel, Hendrix... Shakira!!!! and soo many more

Movies:

anything with naked people and monkies...Drop Dead Fred, Donnie Darko, 28 Days Later, Popeye woohoo

Television:

cops... maybe one of these days I can find my real parents

Books:

penthouse, The Perks of Being a Wallflower, Clockwork Orange, Catcher in the Rye..umm so many more I could throw up just thinking about it

Heroes:

Dog the bounty hunter with the mullet and his hot wife Beth (seriously how big are her boobs?)..or any body with a mullet, in general.. Bob Ross and his happy little trees.... and... my sister..... she's smart, brave, head strong and hot..... I love her like a sister... wait, what? she's more of my friend than anything..i have and will always look up to her... she wants to be me..... i know it... jealous bitch

My Blog

dont do this if youre bored... it just makes you mad

Do you currently have a hickey?When do I not have hickeys, stupid question... you wanna give me a hickey?Have you ever drank tequila?popper popper popper..... The better question to ask is whether or ...
Posted by Mama on Wed, 16 Apr 2008 06:36:00 PST

Happy 21st Charliznizie

Cheers to you Charlie.. You are currently getting wasted at Rocco's (my favorite bar you bitch)... And I am celebrating in my own special way.  Babysittin, boozin and bloggin.. the 3 b's.. I didn...
Posted by Mama on Thu, 30 Aug 2007 10:11:00 PST

Sweet Wife

..> My KBG bulletin   Can you answer questions about your 1DON'T change your top friends, and answer 18 questions about the 1st person in your top friends.1) Whos your number one?Kinzie B. Gor...
Posted by Mama on Thu, 23 Aug 2007 11:45:00 PST

2 days left

Little Laceleehaley is gonna be a grown up...... Our group will be old....  Don't get me wrong ladel, Im uber glad you're gonna be twenty one... Just a little sad that we aren't ever gonna play f...
Posted by Mama on Thu, 09 Aug 2007 07:32:00 PST

im a woman

Apparently, being a woman these days gives you an entirely different thought process.... I, being a woman, try to sleep around as little as possible... I, being a woman, have emotions that are disre...
Posted by Mama on Wed, 31 May 2006 02:10:00 PST

Need Suggestions!!

I wanna paint a new pop art picture and can't decide who to paint one of.....   any ideas??  
Posted by Mama on Mon, 30 Jan 2006 06:57:00 PST

Things that make ya go hmm

random words and what i think 1. Money - When i have it i dont keep it for long 2. Sex - thanks for bringing that up.. i can't escape my virginity 3. Relationships - eh whats a re la tion ship???4. Y...
Posted by Mama on Sat, 19 Nov 2005 09:56:00 PST

Oh shit here it comes again

Wow, who knows what time of year is rapidly approaching? I do I do!!!! The holidays are..... and that sucks..... the rain and the darkness and the holidays.... How in the hell do they manage to come h...
Posted by Mama on Sat, 05 Nov 2005 02:10:00 PST

I've shanked a bitch for less

I've come to the conclusion that the Labor Day Campathon must be fantastic... I know that it will... But, I need it to be great... The following things must happen for it to be amazingly sextacular 1)...
Posted by Mama on Wed, 24 Aug 2005 03:42:00 PST

the other day i was all naked and........

Go ahead....read it...I'll let you   1. Initials: KBG2. Name someone with the same birthday as you: My Vagina 3. Where was your first kiss in your most recent relationship? Fuck you! Oh yah let...
Posted by Mama on Tue, 23 Aug 2005 11:09:00 PST