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Jilly

where are we going and why am i in this handbasket?

About Me

i like it when i find a little bit of myself in others • if life was software then i'm on version 2.0 • i was a nerd before being a nerd was cool • i've got some really cool friends • they love me even when i get tipsy and talk about the things you just don't talk about • could someone please tell me what mr. roboto did to make styx so grateful • i know a little about a lot of things and a lot about a few things • i don't feel my age • i thoroughly wish someone would make a riding vacuum cleaner • patience is a virtue i just don't have enough of • i'm working on that • i love animals, especially my cat chloe • it doesn't bother me that i'm a dork • i love how the word shit is a verb, adjective, noun and insult all in one • i'm beginning to understand that as humans we never stop changing • i believe that willingness must be present before open-mindedness can occur • awareness is absolutely essential and without it everything will continue to be a struggle

My Interests

amateur social experiments • people-watching • developing a sense of responsibility for the hole in the ozone • duct tape • music recording and writing • 2 for 1 drinks • music theory • photography (i wanna learn how to do that) • shock value • finding good things where they are least expected • good times with my friends around me •

I'd like to meet:

Fred Garvin - Male Prostitute

Music:

Anything and everything (except country).

Movies:

sure, let's go!

Television:

House • Family Guy • CSI • Law & Order • History Channel • Looney Tunes • Kids In The Hall • Dexter's Laboratory • Animal Planet • Robot Chicken • Tom & Jerry • Three Stooges

Books:

Kerouac • The Dictionary • Nerdy computer magazines • the hussy handbook

Heroes:

People who are happy with what they already have, not wasting their time chasing around more stuff.

My Blog

overkill

the first time i heard this song i was 13 years old.  i didn't get it then but i do now.....funny how the universe works......I can't get to sleep I think about the implications Of diving in too ...
Posted by Jilly on Thu, 19 Jun 2008 08:07:00 PST

dancing with boys

to further add to my dorkiness, my very first dance with a boy was in the sixth grade at a halloween dance in the cafeteria of a catholic school that I attended. i was dressed as a bobby-soxer chick ...
Posted by Jilly on Tue, 11 Mar 2008 08:38:00 PST

unavailable

I happen to know a thing or two about unavailable people.....they are typically not available when you really wish they were.  You can shit in one hand and wish in the other and see which fills ...
Posted by Jilly on Wed, 20 Feb 2008 08:17:00 PST

my funeral dress....

is appropriately black and i've worn it twice this month.  i've always enjoyed this dress and quite honestly i don't mind wearing it even in the sweltering, triple-digit august heat but really, i...
Posted by Jilly on Tue, 21 Aug 2007 05:30:00 PST

when i googled my name....

....i found this Okay, the first sentence is good....after only an hour of moving in with her boyfriend she's eating his meat.  Nice.  Even more notable is how its referred to as a stunt.&nb...
Posted by Jilly on Wed, 25 Jul 2007 09:31:00 PST

britney spears

Dear Britney Lynn Spears Timberlake Federline; former teen sensation and confused mother of two,On behalf of the beautiful state of Louisiana I ask you to cease with the lunatic behavior.  Your ...
Posted by Jilly on Tue, 20 Mar 2007 04:54:00 PST

cock fighting

cock fighting is just stupid.  it has to be the brainchild of two tater salad muther fuckers.  dog fighting is equally as stupid.  since when did fighting prove anything?yeah, i kn...
Posted by Jilly on Tue, 13 Mar 2007 05:06:00 PST

Pat's Birthday

hey folks.  my original plan was to post an elaborate picture story blog but considering how many pictures we took i reconsidered.  instead i've opted for a picture dump blog.  the nigh...
Posted by Jilly on Tue, 06 Mar 2007 09:22:00 PST

who stole the sun

give it back you rat bastard!!for the past 2 weeks....yes, that's right....2 weeks its been either raining or gloomy.  yesterday there was a brief appearance by the sunshine for about 21.6 second...
Posted by Jilly on Wed, 24 Jan 2007 07:11:00 PST

goodbye james brown

it is christmas day (or 12/25 if you prefer....i'm a people-pleaser) and James Brown, the Godfather of Soul, the Hardest Working Man in Show Business has died.  it just cannot be....not toda...
Posted by Jilly on Mon, 25 Dec 2006 08:31:00 PST