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cheese...milk's leap toward immortatility

About Me

I pushed the button
...what a glorious aftermath

My Interests

God, family, and friends. Music. Skateboarding. Tattoos & piercings. Paradoxes. Food. Old cars. History (yes, I know I'm a nerd).

I'd like to meet:

I've already met her:

the greatest artist ever:

and definitely fat-bottomed grrls...cuz they make the rockin' world go 'round

Brandon James One's "Friends" Space

Brandon James One in fact has no friends.

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Music:



and others.

Heroes:

Jesus. My mom. Martyrs of yesterday and today.

My Blog

Prevailing winds lie

the avalanche keeps going.(...with minor delays.)but my solstice will arrive.maybe not today,maybe not tomorrow...but it will be here.
Posted by Brandon James One" on Tue, 20 Mar 2007 12:27:00 PST

Phantasmal Love

...will always be unrequited.
Posted by Brandon James One" on Thu, 02 Nov 2006 10:08:00 PST

100 Degrees of Boredom

it's been a while so why not? 1)Are you in a complicated relationship?if my "relationship" was complicated, I think I'd need psychiatric help2) Do you hate more than 3 people?noone's done anythin...
Posted by Brandon James One" on Tue, 17 Oct 2006 10:04:00 PST

Refuse thy name

I was just thinkin...as much as I'd love to watch my kids go through awkwardness or horrifying humiliation of attending elementary or junior high school with the last name Prettyman, I don't think any...
Posted by Brandon James One" on Sun, 24 Sep 2006 11:19:00 PST

Beauty is the Beast

Once upon a time, a long time ago, a kind-hearted, beautiful grrl asked if she could have a drink of my pop.  I of course said yes.  She then pulled my straw out of ...
Posted by Brandon James One" on Thu, 27 Jul 2006 09:39:00 PST

Winter's deceptions have become Spring's fallacies.

Haven't written a blog in a real long time. And now my eye is randomly burning...hold on.....Ok, I'm good now...really wish I knew what made it do that.  On with the blog...   Sometimes I fe...
Posted by Brandon James One" on Sun, 16 Apr 2006 10:02:00 PST

When all the candles have burned their wicks

I miss you. I miss being able to call you and talk about whatever. Call you when I was happy; call you when I was sad; call you when I was angry; just call you when I missed you. And I miss seeing you...
Posted by Brandon James One" on Sun, 05 Mar 2006 10:31:00 PST

Muttering Mistrals and the Bellowing Breeze

Too many things on my mind. Hard decisions with too many factors. People won't go away; others won't stay. I'm so hurt and sad; I'm so excited and happy. My dreams are haunted with confusion....
Posted by Brandon James One" on Thu, 02 Feb 2006 08:53:00 PST

Ghosts are not real.

I do this every time...
Posted by Brandon James One" on Tue, 24 Jan 2006 05:24:00 PST

Wrapping it up like a Miguel Jr's double-wrapped bean, rice, and cheese burrito

1. What did you do in 2005 that you'd never done before?grew a beard for almost 9 months 2. Did you keep your new years' resolutions, and will you make more for next year?no and probably not 3. Did an...
Posted by Brandon James One" on Sat, 24 Dec 2005 10:39:00 PST