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Ryan "The Matador" Johnson

there is no Morocco, there's never been a Morocco

About Me

rapscallion / lazybones

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

gorgeous rich girls

Music:

Do you like amercan music I like american music don't you like american music baby I want you to hold me I want your arms around me I want you to hold me baby did you do too many drugs I did too many drugs did you do too many drugs too baby you were born too late I was born too soon but every time I look at that ugly moon it reminds me of you it reminds me of you ooh ooh ooh I need a date to the prom would you like to come along but nobody would go to the prom with me baby they didn't like american music they never heard american music they didn't know the music was in my soul baby you were born too soon I was born too late but every time I look at that ugly lake it reminds me of me it reminds me of me do you like american music we like american music I like american music baby do you like american music we like all kinds of music but I like american music best baby you were born too late and i was born too late but every time I look at that ugly lake it reminds me of me it reminds me of me do you like american music it reminds me of me do you like american music...

Television:

I really really love to watch crime dramas. That said, my roommates walked in on me while I was watching the end of an episode of Cold Case. They made note of the fact that I still hadn't finished the paper I was supposed to be working on. I made note of the fact that this episode was about a gambling addict and the downward spiral he was stuck in. When Cold Case got to an incoherent montage with some 80's song behind it, they made note of how I looked while slouched in my recliner. Make whatever connections you like. I also like to watch Law & Order: SVU and CSI (the original, not Miami...and fuck New York too)

Heroes:

Steven Glansburg, Roy Teppert, Don Turnbee, Joad Cressbeckler

My Blog

talk to me

So, I don't have text messaging anymore due to the fact that I haven't used it for anything important in months.  If you send me something, I won't get it.   Just call me and I'll call you b...
Posted by Ryan "The Matador" Johnson on Fri, 25 Jul 2008 09:06:00 PST

a record review of Weezers red album

Its like watching "From Dusk Til Dawn" with full knowledge of who is responsible for making it.  In the positive way. and there will be track related postings up here soon.
Posted by Ryan "The Matador" Johnson on Tue, 03 Jun 2008 08:41:00 PST

that guy

So I have to make a chapbook as a final assignment in my poetry seminar.  I think if it turns out well, I'll then print out pro copies and then maybe you'll see them.  that is all. ...
Posted by Ryan "The Matador" Johnson on Fri, 30 May 2008 05:07:00 PST

horses beat to compost, turned back to grass

So, I'm feeling repetitive.here is where all new poetry will be from now on. just to prove I'm not being lazy....
Posted by Ryan "The Matador" Johnson on Tue, 13 May 2008 03:10:00 PST

A question for everyone I know...and I guess everyone else

Why the hell is it snowing right now?seriously
Posted by Ryan "The Matador" Johnson on Fri, 21 Mar 2008 11:42:00 PST

poetry away!

Like the great ones before me, I too now have a blog for my poetry.It sounds strange, but I do know a few people who don't use myspace. I will probably be posting my writing there from now on.You are ...
Posted by Ryan "The Matador" Johnson on Tue, 11 Mar 2008 08:30:00 PST

Monotonix

Maybe if everyone decided to pour ice down their pants once in a while, the world would be more rocked and rolled in a fun type of way.
Posted by Ryan "The Matador" Johnson on Thu, 28 Feb 2008 12:16:00 PST

alleyhugs

I have decided that I value talking to urchins, drinking behind bushes than most of what I experience in the classroom.  I need to drink some water.
Posted by Ryan "The Matador" Johnson on Sat, 05 Jan 2008 02:29:00 PST

I like to use pen-names sometimes

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Posted by Ryan "The Matador" Johnson on Sun, 26 Aug 2007 01:19:00 PST

official August plans for california

OK, so I'm coming down on the 13th (monday) that day I may get picked up by my aunt and uncle and stay with them til the 14th.  However, that may not work out. So, is anyone available to pick me ...
Posted by Ryan "The Matador" Johnson on Fri, 03 Aug 2007 11:43:00 PST