I am lucky to have some very lovely friends |
"You can never expect something so much that it doesn't hurt.
A loss is a loss."
&nb...
Posted by Beaker on Fri, 23 Nov 2007 12:21:00 PST |
My Friend Ryan Johnson |
"I'm reading about serial killers on wikipedia and so many of them had alcoholic fathers...so I'm thinking...if I can get better at drinking, I could produce one of my own!"
Posted by Beaker on Sat, 01 Sep 2007 06:57:00 PST |
So is it a Bad Sign |
when you cough up chunky black gunk and blood.....um?
Posted by Beaker on Wed, 06 Jun 2007 10:52:00 PST |
Ryan's Birthday Haiku |
I stick to beer and
ciggerates because liquor
is not a good friend.
For my dear friend Mr Johnson. Sagely advice from yours truly. Here's to another fucking sucky year of b...
Posted by Beaker on Tue, 05 Jun 2007 10:54:00 PST |
DETOX |
...i think today's a good day for it. considering my fridge is void of beer, i've had the shakes for 3 days straight, and my heart keeps trying to tell me im on mescaline.
ok then here goes.
i can't a...
Posted by Beaker on Mon, 04 Jun 2007 09:35:00 PST |
Summary of Folk Life |
Idiots, Idiots, and more Idiots.
Little 7 year old snot faced future skank queen with a fistful of cotton candy asking me for a dollar. Me saying in a loud disgusted tone "NO!! WHO ARE YOU?? &n...
Posted by Beaker on Mon, 28 May 2007 12:34:00 PST |
House of Sin... |
...is where I live.WE LOVE JESUS!HE ROCKS OUR WORLD!BIG BABY J. INVENTED SEX!SO SHOVE THAT UP YOUR COOTERS AND SMOKE IT!shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit.im pretty sure im slowly going insane...actually it's appe...
Posted by Beaker on Sat, 19 May 2007 01:10:00 PST |
Somewhere |
I went nowhere and came back to find that nothing had happened and no one had changed. Funny..I guess I was expecting something different.You looked at all the people that went somewhere; coming back ...
Posted by Beaker on Thu, 17 May 2007 11:45:00 PST |
Morning Makes Me Barf. |
Sarah is being cute and wearing glasses. I'm jealous that I don't have glasses.
My vagina hurts. I don't know why.
I started reading this incredible story. It's so long that it bega...
Posted by Beaker on Tue, 01 May 2007 11:10:00 PST |
RANTS |
Next on the millionare make-up industry's agenda: creating a mineral based product that DOESN'T smell like dead fish. I don't know about you all, but I don't particularly enjoy rubbing something...
Posted by Beaker on Fri, 20 Apr 2007 12:44:00 PST |
