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Justplein

Bend over and cough twice

About Me


Kill kill kill - you will not kill. I love all cartoons, especially ones that are insensitive to peoples cultures and beliefs. I'm totally opposed to free speech and press freedom. People that martch in protest insult my friend John Martch - they should thus all be burnt and have stupid things done to them - like spending a night with John Martch.I want complete WEIRDIFICATION, are you freaking with me?

My Interests

Serial Killing's going well - its gotten a bit frustrating now though, you can't just rock up and say like "cool" - slash, rip tear, bite, chew, spit, stab, burn, spank, jizz, clean up and go home for a cup of tea. Oh no! We're unionized now, there are rules against shit like that. Red tape, forms, permission, stalking licences etc - a real pain, but you know we've got medical now, so its all good... But I do miss the old days - kill kill kill

I'd like to meet:

A cartoon version of myself; Your mom 'cos she owes me change; I'd love to have Adolf Hitler and John Cleese around for dinner one night

Music:

I like my music to have attitude, an an edge (Not that fucking twat in U2 mind) - I'd probably have to say my taste borders of Alternative / Punk / New Metal. People like Mike Patton (Faith No More etc); Steve Albini (Big Black days); Al Jourgenson (Ministry etc); Nivek Ogre (Skinny Puppy etc); Tim Amstrong (Op Ivy etc); Jim Thirwell (Foetus) and of course the inimitable Butthole Surfers crew all blow my dress up. Currently my iPod OD's on: System of a Down, Modest Mouse; Fokofpolisiekar; Hog Hoggidy Hog; Transplants; Tomahawk; Big Black; Foetus; Korn; Pixies; RHCP; 2Live Crew; Strokes; White Stripes; Sonic Youth, Wu Tang Clan; Sublime; Beastie Boys etc

Movies:

One flew over a cuckoos Nest; Spaghetti Westerns; Kung-Fu classics; Fear & Loathing in Las Vegas; Quinton Tarantino's lot; Deep Throat; Jacobs Ladder; Crash (the original fender bender erotica); Secretary; Scarface; The Machinist; American Psycho and erotic Hentai

Books:

Brett Easton Ellis's "American Psycho"; Douglas Adams the fucking genius - I climb out the window regularly so don't fuck with me I'm invincible in my room...

My Blog

Fuck the Fucking Ramones - They suck

Christ the ramones suck.I think I actually hate them. No - actually I do hate them. For years they've been that band that people wear on t-shirts, no-one really listens to them. That was fine. When I ...
Posted by Justplein on Thu, 14 Sep 2006 02:02:00 PST

I got something sticking in my ass - by Lucy


Posted by Justplein on Tue, 04 Jul 2006 08:11:00 PST

Comic relief

Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net...
Posted by Justplein on Tue, 04 Jul 2006 12:19:00 PST

Are fat people harder to kidnap?

It's a real poser when you think about it isn't it? I mean, on the one hand you have the obvious hack of moving a heaver object about. On the other though, its rather easy to lure them along with food...
Posted by Justplein on Wed, 29 Mar 2006 03:32:00 PST

One bored white guy

How dodgy is CT these past few days? Bars being shut down with the power cuts etc etc - really naff. Oh well another shit day in Africa they say.On the up side, us Capetonians really know how to loaf ...
Posted by Justplein on Wed, 22 Feb 2006 02:07:00 PST

Thai Kwon-Doh-Doh's National Sport is Felching...

They all want to screw me over, they want to see me take it. Fuck them. It takes a nation to hold me back. My life is not a tale of getting laid, nor one of drunken drugged debauchery. Its simpl...
Posted by Justplein on Sun, 29 Jan 2006 02:49:00 PST