Happy Patriot Day! |
These days, it's too fucking easy to massively rip on Bushies. I remember the first iteration of Patriot Day - a grand, proud, joyous affair, a gay and colorful day with nationally televised parades, ...
Posted by Mike on Tue, 11 Sep 2007 10:04:00 PST |
To my hippie environmentalist friends: I apologize |
Here's a more recent pic of Mr. McWigglepants, showing off his new talent: the smile!All parents, whether they're willing to admit it or not, have an urge to pass down to their children their beliefs ...
Posted by Mike on Fri, 17 Aug 2007 05:45:00 PST |
Country ditties |
I swear to fucking the holy G I'm "thiiisss close" to closing this account. I'm sick of being accosted by fake MySpace honies with bogus webcam pages, cool dudes giving away iPhones, LOL! :) !!! Fuck ...
Posted by Mike on Thu, 14 Jun 2007 08:27:00 PST |
Guilt Session |
Five products I love to consume that I feel guilty about (in no particular order):1) Coca-ColaBesides barely concealing the fact that they still include an opium derivative in their ingredients list, ...
Posted by Mike on Mon, 04 Jun 2007 10:16:00 PST |
BUGS! |
Dear Tom:Buddy, you've got to straighten out this problem of Friends not being able to add my songs to their profiles.It goes something like this:1) I upload a song to your sacred Server.2) I *always*...
Posted by Mike on Tue, 03 Apr 2007 04:15:00 PST |
The Routine: |
The Routine:1) Wake up.2) Be lazy for a little bit.3) Eat breakfast, practice, pet dog, pay attention to wife, shower, dress.4) Smile, nod, respond positively at the right moments, collect paycheck.5)...
Posted by Mike on Fri, 30 Mar 2007 07:35:00 PST |
Announcement! |
Behold!This is a picture of a human in the embryonic state, carrying my (and Erin's) genetic code. Welcome to the rest of my life.Hear me now: I'm speechless. Beyond words. I've always wanted a li'l o...
Posted by Mike on Mon, 08 Jan 2007 11:33:00 PST |
Casualties of War |
Ask any warrior, what makes a war great is a formidable enemy. Someone your side can "love to hate", with a name that can be easily manipulated for a slogan, negative video clips for continuous broadc...
Posted by Mike on Sun, 24 Dec 2006 07:35:00 PST |
A thought |
A conspiracy theory I hold dear to my heart concerns the suppression of evidence of extraterrestrial life by the world religious community. My feeling is, is that once alien life has been proven, it w...
Posted by Mike on Fri, 17 Nov 2006 04:31:00 PST |
A.D.S. |
...stands for Ain't Doin' Shit, which has been my lifestyle slogan for the past couple weeks. My routine has been comprised of this:- Wake up.- Either exercise or wake-n-bake. (An almost 50/50 trade-o...
Posted by Mike on Mon, 16 Oct 2006 08:25:00 PST |
