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HarleyTung

WTF @ FTW!

About Me

You will have to ask for specific details about my Bio, and if I don't like you I will lie to you or just not tell you. 36, six foot, 210lbs there's plenty of pics in my profile. I am a cook, gardener, photographer and skilled lover. You have to take my word on that unless you're looking for a date then I will prove what I say. Been a native to this area all my life and things have definately improved in the last ten years. I like nightlife, I built a surround sound 5.1 studio in my home office to enjoy DVD and music to the extreme. I worked for fifiteen years for other people and now I work for myself. I've managed restaurants, built houses from the ground up and done alot of other menial jobs for money only I never really was getting what I wanted from that. I built myself an office at home and just FTW to the last five years. Now I can generate income from home and it's all good. .. .. .."http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/s wflash.cab#version=6,0,29,0" width="549" height="230" .. ..I am new to webloq sites and pardon me if I don't write a bunch sometimes. I mean if I have nothing going and the caffeine creativity is flowing I'll fill pages with useless jibberish that will be of no benefit to anyone. Like hey, who actually would give a flying f*$k anyway right? If you read this far maybe you. I decided to study to become a Pharmacy Technician, only I then decided that selling drugs is better left to Walgreens. D.A.R.E. Drugs are really expensive. So blow your mind on whatever you can afford.

My Interests

Photogrammy, Botany, Hoticulture, Computers,Building, I got over anxious about fitness and health when I was younger, so the side effects of a dull life is good health. I now realize that life is for enjoying and then I limited things that I liked to get myself in better shape. I was running four minute miles when I turned eighteen. I like alot of things, I'm interested in making new friends and finding someone else to enjoy those things with too. Interested in gardening and horticulture, it was originally for another reason only a financial reason that I first started enjoy working in Horticulture. I now have Habanero Pepper plants that are almost fully mature to get the jump on the summer. Yes, My peppers are the hottest in the world. 500,000 scoville unit Red Savina peppers will burn yer ass if you never tried them. Interested in the complete domination and enslavery of the human race. Wait isn't that what Bill Gate's company does. Just kidding I'll add more some other time. Seriously, blogging or I wouldn't be a MySpacer.

I'd like to meet:

Heather Locklear and tell her I'm a better pussylicker than that Sambora guy anyway,Bill Clinton and say " Receiving an oral favor from an employee is not that big a deal." I'd like to meet a hooker, and I'd like to meet that bastard who stole my music CDs last year so I can beat the piss out of him. I like meeting people for lunch even if I have never met them before and I do pick up the tab. I used to like meeting blind dates for one night stands from 341-8000. Some telephone number I found on a bathroom wall around omaha. Probably had 30 one night stands of the forty blind dates I took, Polygamy loves company so I'm told. If you wanna have fun and play nice I'd like to meet you.

Music:

What ever the Classic Rock station plays on the radio, I like Modern Rock, Alternative, even tho some fuck got into my room and stole my CDs last year I still collect them. I like writing my own lyrics that fit over other peoples sometimes for fun. You can get me to listen to almost anything. Country and rap are two things I really don't like. I probably bought every Heavy Metal album there was in the eighties. Now there's too many new things out there and I won't find the time to sample and try every music genre there is. The Cars[Ric Ocasek] is on the radio now " Bye Bye Love " I think Rave and Tekno is a trip and I log on and listen to it too.There's a music website called 'mylocalbands' dot com I guess they know all the new popular music, not me. I haven't the time.

Movies:

I just sold my DVD library and auctioned some off, I only own one DVD now, it came w/the September Issue of Club International Magazine as a 95 minute bonus porno DVD. I definately believe in keeping myself entertained, I've only one Porno dvd, and it might get put up for sale next time I feel like I need to get some extra cash in the bank. Seeing dvds in your own personal theater is much more rewarding than going to a theater for overinflated popcorn and soda pop prices. Comedy, Action, Anime/Sci-fi - Romance

Television:

Personal Computers [PC]s are Super TVs, I really dont see much of the old boob tube and I rarely want to sit in front of another screen except one that you can interact with. Really TV is kinda a waste of mental energy and the news is all bad, you probably will need tons of antidepressants if you watch too much of that garbage... .. .."http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/s wflash.cab%23version=6,0,29,0" width="549" height="230" .. ..Video Games are more enjoyable than TV anyhow.

Books:

I've read many books. [Too Many to list here.]

Heroes:

Governor Schwarzenegger, only he could emmigrate from Europe and gain political power here. Anything is possible with motivation like that. Real determination that makes a true Leader. Hero and idols are cool and all I like to believe I have super-hero power and I am in control of that hero. Governor Schwarzenegger is the best thing that happened to the State of California since Ronald Reagan was Governor.. I always like to look to myself for the strength beyond strength that a hero needs. Only if you make a hero out of yourself who do you look up to? The Mirror? It's hard imagine anything beyond that. Ronald Reagan was a hero in the old time cowboy westerns wasn't he?Reefer Madness hero Ronald Reagan!

My Blog

Defending Paris Hilton!

Hey Howzit Myspacers?  Just wondering if anyone cares that Paris Hilton got six weeks in the can for Drunk Driving, ??? SHE SHOULD GET 50 HOURS OF PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENTS, AND WOULD IF I HA...
Posted by HarleyTung on Sat, 12 May 2007 08:23:00 PST

IN 1999....

Hey Howzit Myspacers? I was just gonna to share a real life experience from 1999.  In, 1999  I had 300 wives, lived my life the way I wanted for 355 days.Only had to rest for ten. It w...
Posted by HarleyTung on Sat, 28 Apr 2007 08:18:00 PST

Boobytrap backfired on me today.

 It was very funny and I felt a bit embecilic I had my own device crash into me, UFO lands in my temporary region.  Have you ever seen a UFO>? ? What actually was it? If it's possible to se...
Posted by HarleyTung on Fri, 20 Apr 2007 08:16:00 PST

Malicious programs and newer software sales.

Why do these virus like european storm, esplora and Happy New Years emails always come out before the release of new software?  Have a clue? Now you do. Feeling successful and accoplished due to ...
Posted by HarleyTung on Mon, 29 Jan 2007 07:57:00 PST

SONY OR MICROSOFT?

The Xbox 360 outsold the Wii, which outsold the PlayStation 3. That, in a nutshell, is how the crucial holiday shopping season went for the video game industry's latest consoles -- but that battle doe...
Posted by HarleyTung on Sun, 21 Jan 2007 09:33:00 PST

Ambien Induced Sleepwalking

sleepwalking on ambien, I was amazed when I crossed a highway, and survived the day. I  had Ambien CR and didn't know what the side effects are.  Looking for sleep in a pill is not much hel...
Posted by HarleyTung on Sat, 20 Jan 2007 06:23:00 PST

My Wife just Died last week....

I suppose that means she's my ex now, really my stomach is going to get out of shape from not having sex five times daily and she may have lived a hard lifestyle with the booze and all and the ex who ...
Posted by HarleyTung on Thu, 28 Dec 2006 01:49:00 PST

Comparing me to Ron Jeremy

Howzit Myspacers?  I've been noticing that more and more when I go clubbing people like to call me Ron Jeremy when they first meet me, I starting to think "Man have I gained that much weight?" re...
Posted by HarleyTung on Mon, 30 Oct 2006 10:42:00 PST

Worried about the price of Gasoline?

Ride an Amtrak, it goes virtually anywhere on the entire continent and it's a luxurious way to travel. Bar Cars, Sleeping cars plenty of leg room to stretch out and enjoy the scenery especially if you...
Posted by HarleyTung on Sun, 25 Jun 2006 11:13:00 PST

Black Nikey Shoes

Could you write a song to Elvises 'Blue Suede Shoes' only using the words 'Black Nike Shoes?'  This would be a cool change of pace for the world since Elvis lives on Hale Bop. Probably rocking th...
Posted by HarleyTung on Sun, 21 May 2006 07:04:00 PST