Hold on to your 40s, 5 Dollar Whore is about to take over the world!
5 Dollar Whore started in 1997 in St. Albans, Vermont. Lead by the infamous Krystal Staarr, 5 Dollar Whore has changed the face of music.
With many hits under their belt already such as STDs For Free, Randy, Four Wheelin Jamboree and Bearded Woman, 5 Dollar Whore carefully plan their imminent world takeover armed with music that is impossible to describe without speaking of pure genius.
The band which counts more than 50 active members cites Meat Loaf, Whitesnake, Europe, Zebra Boy and Stef Carse as their favourites.
Krystal Staarr, leader of the band and proud single mother of two very special kids, keeps busy by running Sign Of The Final Cherokee, the official Europe Fan Club. She also chases fairs where she sells her Goggly Eyes, a fantastic invention only her has the secret to. It is while watching the infamous Heavy Metal Parking Lot video at age 8 that the native Milton, VT, decided to become one day one of rocks greatest stars.
While persuing her dream of rocking the world, as well as the one of having a huge family filled with little Staarr kids running around, the frontwoman, already admired by The Darkness, is getting ready to change your life. Because has Uncle Ray so eloquently said: Krystal Staarr is this chick with this voice that could wake all the dead Indians...
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