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Brad

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

ROOFIES......I'VE GOT EM, SOME OF YOU NEED EM. FUR COAT, RICKI LAKE BEATDOWN SIMILAR TO THAT OF REGINALD DENNY, ARRESTING OFFICER NONE OTHER THAN REGINALD VEL JOHNSON. BLACK POLICE LOOKIN' OUT FOR THE WHITE COP

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

THE BLIND AND THE DEAF....people who look like animals. I wouldn't mind meating ESTELLE GETTY..... that lichen on your taint that's shaped like Pangea is really just a mark of distinction. And girls without tattoos on the small of their back.

My Blog

That replicated buffalo grazes in the commodious valleys of the mind

Maybe you measure your self worth in pints and ounces.  Perhaps cosmic forces are to be blamed for your self inflicted wounds.  Your vice president could be a murderer depending, of course, ...
Posted by on Fri, 17 Feb 2006 20:19:00 GMT

Woah that is sooooooooo heady...... go to hell!!

I can't take it anymore, I went to what was supposed to be a rock show last night and a jam scene broke out!  There must be something in the water around here because no matter what show you go t...
Posted by on Thu, 08 Sep 2005 10:31:00 GMT

This cart has a bad castor.

Well you filmy taints, I've decided to make a few changes in my life.  I've dramatically cut down on the drink, eliminated the drugs, and am attempting to reduce the frivilous sex due to several ...
Posted by on Mon, 29 Aug 2005 13:38:00 GMT

can someone tell them there's a difference between mount bushings and end links?

Life and regret are similar in that each require some degree of memory retention.  I guess we people can try to let time erase the stigmal memories that make us shake our heads and wonder, but I'...
Posted by on Mon, 08 Aug 2005 13:38:00 GMT

Smell your fingers and think about what you've done.

For the second time in two years (drum roll please)...... I'm homeless!  That's right a can spearin' bum, anyone need their windshield washed?  So if you're out living the American Drea...
Posted by on Mon, 01 Aug 2005 07:17:00 GMT

Beatin' off to archived footage of Tyson vs. Douglas

Last I checked I'm not a lesbian but I must say I went to a Sleater Kinney show last night and it was decent.  The real highlight however was Dead Meadow..... fucking wicked kick-ass.  If yo...
Posted by on Wed, 22 Jun 2005 08:51:00 GMT