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Oral B

Kill emo kids and listen to Badger Badger naked while you have some tea

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

chuck norris, and les claypool

Music:

BADGER BADGER,SLAYER,LAMB OF GOD,BLACKSABBATH, NIRVANA, PRIMUS(BEFORE ANTI-POP), THE DWARVES, THE BUTT TRUMPETS, TIM THE SQUID, ELVIS HITLER,THE DEAD MILKMEN, MOJO NIXON, BLACK FLAG, THE GERMS, JONNY CASH, UNSANE, GWAR, GNR, ACDC, CLUTCH, THE POGUES, WHITE ZOMBIE, AND ANYTHING ELSE THAT FUCKING ROCKS

Movies:

THE BIG LEBOWSKI AND OF COURSE zOMBIE PORN
Your Taste in Music:
Heavy Metal: Highest Influence
Punk: Highest Influence
90's Rock: Medium Influence
Alternative Rock: Medium Influence
Classic Rock: Medium Influence How's Your Taste in Music?

Television:

BEAVIS AND BUTTHEAD, FAMILY GUY, THE OFFICE, AND ANYTHING ELSE THAT IS ON WHEN I DONT FEEL LIKE GETTING UP AND CANT FIND THE REMOTE

Books:

comic books, mr. wiggles , and other things and stuff stop with all the questions damnitt

Heroes:

Dayna, the muffin man, whoever invented fake breasts and badger badger

My Blog

i had this dream...

my band was to be signed in california but first i needed, $1 , and to collect 99 scabs and put them all on my zippo lighter, I collected 50 and put them all on my zippo but then i woke up. That ws a ...
Posted by Oral B on Fri, 05 May 2006 05:57:00 PST

if we switched brains

If we switched brains would you still see colors the same or would they be completly different because what you learned and see as green i see as your red but percieve to be green? i cant figure it ou...
Posted by Oral B on Thu, 27 Apr 2006 03:24:00 PST

you know whats funny

hitler designed the first vw beetle car, yet hippies drive it . Also walt disney and henry ford, both nazi sympathizers thats alsofunny also jokes, they are funny
Posted by Oral B on Mon, 17 Apr 2006 09:07:00 PST

where bad breath comes from

Bad breath when you wake up, im convinced comes from all the gnomes in the night going in and out of your mouth and urinating / expelling feces, its not proven but im pretty goddamn sure
Posted by Oral B on Mon, 10 Apr 2006 04:04:00 PST

where bad breath comes from

Bad breath when you wake up, im convinced comes from all the gnomes in the night going in and out of your mouth and urinating / expelling feces, its not proven but im pretty goddamn sure
Posted by Oral B on Mon, 10 Apr 2006 04:05:00 PST

catching a fish with your bare hands

ever seen someone wearing bear claws on their hands and catching fish? thats what i call catching fish with your bare hands
Posted by Oral B on Wed, 22 Mar 2006 09:41:00 PST