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Your Dream Come True!

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About Me

I am so laid back and yet very competitivie. I liked to have my cake and eat it too. If the moon was made of spare ribs, I'd eat it! If someone is giving out free food, I will always take more than I should. When I die, I would like to cum and go at the same time. I think everyone is short unless they can look at me without looking up. Masturbation is healthy, I really enjoy it! Pink or Purple? I am a sensitive person who loves the little things in life. I agree with Forrest Gump about life and the box of chocolates.

My Interests

Everything normal people do, but naked

I'd like to meet:

gandhi, i'd make him fight me, st. patrick, mario and luigi, kirby puckett, keith vanhorn, Frank Sinatra because he was the shit, inspecta deck, jackie chan, bruce willis, puck from the real world, alf, hugh hefner, dennis archer, salt, but not peppa, bizarro tall paul, and would really love to meet K - FED so him and i could lose control or run a train on Brittney!

Music:

Anything but Country! Except for the song " She Thinks My Tractor's Sexy"

Movies:

Top 10 : Shawshank Redemption, Goonies, Braveheart, Love Actually, Return of the Jedi, Anchorman, Cruel Intensions, Starship Troopers, Monster Squad and Enemy at the Gates

Television:

i only get like two channels at my house, so i watch CSI all the time

Books:

i can't read motherfucker

Heroes:

tonya harding, ron jeremy, frank stalone, emeril lagossi, mystical, orenthal james simpson, bill clinton, the whole cast of the first meatballs movie, MC Hammer's dancers, the man who came up with idea of Taco Bell, and my father

My Blog

you call that spaghetti!?!??!

sometimes i smell like poop, sometimes i smell better than that. sometimes when i get home i say this to my wife: "you call that spaghetti?!?!?!, make it again.", even if we're having hamburgers for d...
Posted by Your Dream Come True! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST