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Mmm...I'm a Po~po! fo Life!
Enter the Internet!
Mmm...You don't need an education to save the Planet!
Mmm...Whenever I'm about to do something, I think, "Would an idiot do that?" And if they would, then I do that thing!
Mmm...The red light means the video camera is off!
Mmm...The jeans don’t make your ass look fat. Your fat ass makes your ass look fat!
Mmm...Video games build hand-eye coordination and make kids into better human beings!
Mmm...I'm thinking about getting a gun, and dealing crack. Being a crack dealer. But not like a mean crack dealer, but like... like a nice one. Kinda friendly like, "hey, what's up guys? Want some crack?
Mmm...You laugh at Me because I'm different, I laugh at You because Your all the same!
Mmm...An eighteenth-century German named Matthew Birchinger, known as "the little man of Nuremberg," played four musical instruments including the bagpipes, was an expert calligrapher, and was the most famous stage magician of his day. He performed tricks with the cup and balls that have never been explained. Yet Birchinger had no hands, legs, or thighs, and was less than 29 inches tall!
Mmm...Slaves! built the pyramids. Slaves! build the Parthenon. Slaves! built America. Slaves! this is your song. Thank you! Slaves!
Mmmm...I grew up a fuckin screw-up! Got introduced to the game, to the game then fuckin blew up!
Mmm...There's three ways to do things. The right way, the wrong way, and the Max! Power! way...which is just the wrong way but faster! Oooh Yeah!
Mmm...Max! Power! he's the man, Whose name you'd love to touch. But you mustn't touuuuuuuuuuuuuch! His name sounds good in your ear, but when you say it, you mustn't fear! 'Cause his name can be said by anyone!
Mmm...I'm the motherphucker that went to a gunfight with a knife...and won!
Mmm...We go together like cocaine and waffles!
Mmm...Bling Responsibly!
Mmm...I might not be the best in the world, but the best the world ever seen!
Mmm...Life is a sin and it always will be!
Mmm...You won't fool the children of the revolution, no you won't fool the children of the revolution! No way, yeah, wow!
Mmm...I don't know nothin' 'bout nothin' so don't ask nothin' 'Cause I only be talkin' out my ass!
Mmm...The blows so yummy and it keeps my tummy empty and makes me act more friendly, dancing the night away.
Mmm...I'm from the Ooo!riginal ghetto homey! I was raised on bread and pierogies. You can't come around here 'cause ya phony!
Mmm...Oh, I can feel it. I can feel the cosmos!
Mmm...Global warming is the result of heat rising from Hell, which will eventully make Hell freeze over!
Mmm...I am Who I am and Who I am is the greatest Being in the Universe! Who am I?
Mmm...Believe nothing. No matter where you read it, or who said it, even if I have said it, unless it agrees with your own reason and your own common sense!
Mmm...I like long walks on the beach, picking apples and pears, shiny things like bling bling. Ice, dry ice, melting ice, but I especially hate wet water...gross! But I do love air through my hair! Mmm...Chicken! Pandemonia! Pneumonia? Paranoia?! Drugs are bad, Mmm...K! You only take drugs when you need to, and I need to! Haha! I'm too weird to live, and too rare to die. Booyakasha!
Mmm..When the going gets weird, the weird turn Pro!
Mmm...Sometimes you're flush and sometimes you're bust, and when you're up, it's never as good as it seems, and when you're down, you never think you're gonna be up again. But life goes on. Remember that. Money isn't real. It doesn't matter. It only seems like it does.
Mmm...The Meaning of Life is to give meaning to the Universe!
Mmm...Life's too short to be taken seriously, so act like a Fool because that's what's Cool! Aight!