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Raphael Stolichnaya

Professional cock star 25/7. Sleep is for the weak.. I'll sleep when im in the fucking ground.

About Me


adopt your own virtual pet! .. Watch my daughter Suki and her pal starring in Love Struck Directed by Wendy Barnard.. LOL ..I am the product of a mother who did to much acid. I like to drink, go to parties, dance, chill with my friends and have a good time. I am a rediculous hyperactive INDIVIDUAL full of spirit. I will always love my sisters Chrissy, Nichole and Heidi, whom I am always getting into trouble with. I cherish my friendships and all of the people close to my heart. They will always be there for me as I will for them. I am a chronic insomniac, always waiting for the next adventure to take place in my life. My life is full of twisted roads and turns and I have met a lot of interesting and amazing people along the way. I never know what to expect and I ALWAYS keep them guessing. Small voice, 36 Oh no's per hour 25 7, 2 euvula's, extra rib, 3rd nipple.. thats the package, like it or not I don't give a fuck.. K crackerjack?!?!?!...
Your Personality Is Like Cocaine
You're dynamic, brilliant, and alluring to those who don't know you.
Hyper and full of energy, you're usually the last one to leave a party.
Sometimes your sharp mind gets the better of you... you're a bit paranoid! What Drug Is Your Personality Like? .contactTable {width:300px!important; height:150px!important; padding:0px!important; background-image:url I'm a mess...genuine mess. I can't sit still, get bored easily, and am always up for the most rediculous of rediculousness'. I am the product of a mother who did to much acid... i can b a flake, am a chronic shwill by night however I am honest and i am not dumb as a box of rocks. I'll pimp your cock out for breakfast or I will save your life. Small voice, 36 Oh no's per hour 25 7, 2 euvula's, extra rib, 3rd nipple.. thats the package, like it or not I don't give a fuck.. K thanx.

My Interests

ART, INK, NEEDLES, ALCOHOL, NUDITY, GOOD BEATS, NEWPORTS, HANDCUFFS, BLACK EYELINER, BAREFEET, SPRAY BUTTER, THOSE FEAR AND LOATHING TRIPS I KNOW TOO WELL, BEING AS SCANDILOUS AS POSSIBLE. ..

I'd like to meet:

FUCKING GO!!!!! ITS MY BDAY :)
adopt your own virtual pet!.. I wouldn't mind meeting some Daffy InVi-diduals......the freaks, my fellow russian spys, the psychobabletaculous weirdos.. EXTRATERRESTRIALS.. anyone who is real and true to themselves. I have no room in my life for people who choose to be dishonest and fake. I like Non-judgemental people who don't think they are better then everyone. Any down to earth chill kids who like to have a good time and just kick it, people who live for the moment.. FREE SPIRITS, thrill seekers, come out and play with me!!HOLD YOUR COLOURS UP AGAINST THE WALL..
Custom Friends Space Generator

The Entourage.
We rawk shit 25 7...

My sister

Mickey Knox

Boi Kevin

Dreamy

Seks

Heidi

Dep

Julie

Nobody

Winkler

John B

Marumari

Glue

Recorder

Ashley

C anything u like?
Rawk out

Music:

Much love for the DnB Jungly hard beats, ACID TECHNO, a dash of trance, a hint of hardcore, electro-fucking clash.. Dara, Dieselboy, Andy C, Dillinja, Klute, Ill skillz, John fucking B, Hive, Pendellum, Panacea, Goldie, Hive, Human, Basic Operations, meccanno twins, CLSM, Nicco and tetta, Hybrid, Infected Mushroom, Adam Beyer, Dave Clark, Marumari, Mouse on Mars, fisherspooner, miss kitten, felix da housecat,atmosphere, swollen members, talib kwali, gym class heroes.. DEFTONES i will love till the end of time... blah blah blah. FUCKIN' RIGHT.

Movies:

CLOCKWORK O., FIGHT CLUB, SPUN, A SALTEN SEA, REQUIEM, HUMAN TRAFFIC, FEAR AND LOATHING, TRAINSPOTTING,BOONDOCK SAINTS, BAD SANTA, Wonderland, Donnie Darko, Swingers, Made, Sid and Nancy, Lock stock and 2 smokin barrels

Television:

The Office, Nip/tuck, Weeds

Books:

A CLOCKWORK ORANGE, DISCO BLOODBATH, FEAR AND LOATHING LAS VEGAS, SCREWJACK, Hitchhikers guide to the galaxy.. anything with an interesting lingo.. and.... Jenna Jameson's biography.. of course : )

Heroes:

no, he isn't from outerspace as his surreal tunes would have you believe. how then to explain marumari's offbeat taste, his predilection for clothes from the gap, or his scooter fetish? this mutated breed of earthling is obviously the result of a childhood plagued by episodes of star trek and peewee's playhouse, digging hobbit holes, an obsession with toy rockets, and disco dancing on cruise ships for $5 poker chips. it's a wonder that his royal elastic feet are still grounded here on earth. the springy feet however are apropos since marumari, aka josh presseisen has bounced back and forth in his young musical career from twee indie rock to laptop pop.
dwelling in the faceless suburbs of planet earth, this galactic composer has captured an everbroadening audience, mesmerizing them with his musical mumbo jumbo. how does this genius create his unique sound? forget the standard composing programs; marumari has masterminded the generic pc shareware programs and created a style to formulate 21st century tunes on his outdated 20th century computer.

My Blog

Flake sammich anyone?

I feel like God is punishing me.  Everything went to shit this weekend, all the freaks I made plans with blew me off, through fault of their own or not i cannot say..&nbs...
Posted by Raphael Stolichnaya on Mon, 13 Nov 2006 12:33:00 PST

The bus ride from hell..

YO check this out.  Me n Ashley just downed a bottle of wine.. we still had'nt even left manhattan yet.. and then decided to smoke a cig in the bus bathroom which  smelled like a platapusses...
Posted by Raphael Stolichnaya on Mon, 15 Aug 2005 02:45:00 PST

Flesh smells so sweet

I have a new mod baby.. Tony torched my arm with a coathanger and it looks pretty.. I love the smell of burning flesh.. don't u? PIXIE PIXIE PIXIE on my arm I love u sooooo much yay!  AND.. and a...
Posted by Raphael Stolichnaya on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

naughty

I get to take NAUGHTY pictures of Nichole on my camera.. Aren't I a lucky bastard??   OH YES.  ...
Posted by Raphael Stolichnaya on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

u all make me so ..

FRUSTRATED I WILL DESTROY U WITH MY FLESHY MEAT SWORD.  ...
Posted by Raphael Stolichnaya on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

GETTING HEAD

JESUS... there's a mohawk on my head .... wtf?  Are you serious? ...
Posted by Raphael Stolichnaya on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Nintechno rediculousness

No whipped cream, no cherries and my dog ate my lube... What were 2 girls to do on a Sat. night now??? So I guess I'm Nichole's bitch.. and when I move to Manhatten I will find my own bitches and expa...
Posted by Raphael Stolichnaya on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

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IM POPPING MY BLOG CHERRY... SO THERE. RAWWWWR. BLABLABLABLABLABLABLA...
Posted by Raphael Stolichnaya on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST