breathing through my eyelids, drinking beer, experimental film, my dog, people who let me pick their nose, pirating television, pirates, learning to dance like bill cosby, obviously wiffle ball, indian food mmm, counting the number of square feet between trees in a given city, telling strangers i'm on the lamb, and answering craigs list missed connection ads.
..Most of all, people who are obsessed with wiffle ball!the mighty little grey ones from far far away..... those little bitches came down and stole my twinky when i was 5.. motha fuckas! i know its still good too and i want it back. give me back my twinky you little endroginous pale fucks!
grande master flash, guided by voices, minutemen, ratatat, velvet underground, micheal jackson, portastatic (not portis head they suck), frosty and friends, yma sumac, joy divsion, misfits, james brown, el guapo, arab strap, papa m, journey, fugazi, johny cash, magnetic fields, tom jones, gary newman, trans am, and the kind that comes out of little boxes.
hbo on demand, the hitler channel i mean history channel, the rockford files, banachek, the great space coaster, gary gnew and the new zoo review, law and order (old school, when ben stone was still the DA), all in the family, family bonds, the swan, corporate news channels that have their greasey little hands in other industries as well like publishing parenting magazines and children's text books, and public access. FORMAT TV intro 2004
pop-ups, dr suess, kurt vonnegut, aldus huxly, joseph cambel, noam chomsky, everybody poops, match books, nerdy books about software, phone books, and of course hitchhikers guide to the galaxy.
If you can name 9 out of 10 of the following heros, then ad your name to the list!