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Maddy O'Clock

I am something small and shiny floating in the sewers of life. Love me.

About Me


I am in glove. It is very cozy in this glove and I don't feel like leaving anytime soon

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For the first time in the history of the world, a young girl climbed into a tree one day. She climbed down from the tree next day. God bless her.

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SAMO as an end to bogus pseudo intellectual. My mouth, therefore an error. Plush safe.. he think.

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Ladies and Gentlemen of the jewellery, might I remind you that we no longer live in the age of the steam engine and the straw hat, and if it is a crime for my client to kill a man in cold blood, then my client is guilty. But if it is not a crime, then he isn't. The end.

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I have a terrible secret...I'm actually a two dimensional piece of board with beveled edges. I find myself continually shunned

My Interests

I'd like to meet:


Dr. Awkward.

Feeble Tom's motel beef.

God. A red nugget. A fat egg under a dog.

Solo gigolos

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Music:


The best

The best this week

Movies:


Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind
American Beauty
Being John Malkovich
Adaptation
12 Monkeys
Donnie Darko
Edward Scissorhands
Nightmare Before Christmas
Fight Club
Waynes World 1 & 2
Phantom of The Opera
Love Actually
2001: A Space Odyssey
Anchorman
Memento
Sin City
Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas
Stranger Than Fiction
Lord Of The Rings 1, 2 & 3
Austin Powers
K-Pax
Garden State
Monty Python and the Holy Grail
The Life of Brian
Bladerunner
I Heart Huckabees

Television:


The Shaun Micallef Programme
The Adventures of Lano & Woodley
Black Books
Scrubs
The Simpsons
Garth Marenghi's Darkplace
South Park
Wire In The Blood
Family Guy
League Of Gentlemen
Futurama
Little Britain
Father Ted

Books:


Phillip K Dick
Bill Bryson
Jane Austen
Edgar Allen Poe
Ben Elton
Douglas Adams
Isacc Asimov
Oliver Sacks
Spike Milligan...
Molvania: A Land untouched by modern dentistry
Phaic Tan: Sunstroke on a shoestring
Sophie's World
The Stainless Steel Rat Wants You
Madeline's World: Biography of a 3 Year Old
Tom Sharpe: Wilt On High, The Throwback
The Majestic
The Chrysalids
Lord Of The Rings
Harry Potter...

I will basically devour anything with pages and words that are ordered so as to form coherent meaning. [Misc Deity] bless the written word.

My Blog

A serious blog.

I am currently packing away all my things because tomorrow I'm moving into the new house. That's right - goodbye house I have lived in all my life. So many yay things about that - awesome spot, aweso...
Posted by Maddy O'Clock on Tue, 25 Sep 2007 12:40:00 PST

An Ode To Plagarism

Shall I compare thee to a summer's day?Thou art more lovely and more temperate.Rough winds do shake the darling buds of May,And summer's lease hath all too short a date.Sometime too hot the eye of hea...
Posted by Maddy O'Clock on Mon, 16 Jul 2007 03:36:00 PST

Brum Vs Optimus Prime

 I believe that the Oz Lotto ads where the guy puts the final note onto the the big pile of cash in the back of the truck, then something amusing happens such as "OH NOES THE TIRES BURST LOLOLOLO...
Posted by Maddy O'Clock on Mon, 18 Jun 2007 04:07:00 PST

A Letter to Mstrkrft

Dear Mr Krft Why don't you like vowels? Love Maddy
Posted by Maddy O'Clock on Mon, 18 Jun 2007 04:12:00 PST

My entire childhood ear experience condensed into a handy TOP 10

Why don't cartoons have theme songs like this anymore? It makes me want to tie a tv to a car with a rope and drive up the coast until it's just a mangled heap. If only I could drive.Anyway, the top te...
Posted by Maddy O'Clock on Fri, 23 Mar 2007 12:13:00 PST

When I was a young boy, my father took me into the city to see a marching band...

When I was a young boy, my father took me into the city to see a marching band. He said, "Son, when you grow up will you be the saviour of the broken, the beaten, and the damned?" I was a little stunn...
Posted by Maddy O'Clock on Tue, 13 Feb 2007 12:00:00 PST

Soundtrack To My Life

Soundtrack to my life: Opening Credits: Madeline - Yo La TengoWaking Up Scene: From The Morning - Nick DrakeCar Driving Scene: You Only Live Once - The StrokesSchool Flashback Scene: Commerce, TX...
Posted by Maddy O'Clock on Wed, 31 Jan 2007 09:44:00 PST

In much the same vein, oddly

This occured to me last night after a fucked up and fairly annoying dream: As most little girls will remember (and some little boys, you guys are fab), Cinderella sings: "If you keep on believingthe d...
Posted by Maddy O'Clock on Wed, 17 Jan 2007 04:54:00 PST

If you see a pole, don't think you're a mole...

My first blog will be about Maurie Mole. As you all know, the jingle ran: "If you see a holeDon't think you're a moleRun in the opposite directionAnd report your detection" This has recently changed t...
Posted by Maddy O'Clock on Tue, 16 Jan 2007 01:47:00 PST